The Empress Of Lucite Gives Back
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The most beautifulest creature on this planet we all live in temporarily slipped of her exquisite lucite heels to give back to those less fortunate. Yesterday, the epitome of elegance, Shauna Sand, visited a shoe orphanage on Melrose and gave some needy shoes a reason to go on. In fact, those boots were a pair of old, dusty, worn out UGGS ! When Shauna slipped her precious feet in them, glittered showered from the sky and a thunderbolt hit them. They were reborn! Now they are fit for a queen! Specifically, a queen who hosts bingo once a week at Hamburger Mary's.
And below is The Empress wearing the most elegant dress(?) your eyes did ever see. A dress that was made from the jizz drops of angels! My only wish in life is that Shauna will wear this ravishing ensemble while she's giving the eulogy at my funeral. And by "eulogy," I mean pole dance.
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Rose McGowan actually wore a chain mail dress to the MTV awards in 1998....I guess a classic never goes out of style..
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What fresh hell is this?
Rose McGowan actually wore a chaim mail dress to the MTV awards in 1998....I guess a classic never goes out of style..
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What fresh hell is this?
"PP does it better"
"Bananas are yellow, teeth should be white"
So she changes "dresses" as well in that shoe store? Or is she just trying on shoe-laces on her body? On the boot-picture she is wearing some other skanky outfit
BTW 1 boob is hanging lower than the other. WTG shauna
Her roots are tacky and where the hell is the hot boyfriend?
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
the princess of lucite must be half off to... standing in front of the 50% off sign
what a ho
It looks like she had that nipple deformity fixed but those growths on her chest look awful as does her awful facial plastic surgery and fake hair. I can't believe she wears that revealing chain mail out in public. She's just gross.
I wish this dried up old whore would go away. Im so fucking sick of her. Who the fuck IS she, anyway? What has our world come to that some old dried up whore like this gets blog time. If I see one more post about her, Im outta DListed. Sorry, MK..
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Could this ridiculous hosebag be any more obvious? She's even had her eyeballs lipo'd I'd bet. Where are her kids anyway?
OH
MY
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I think this is even better than her Segway pic AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Ew, what is all over that floor.
Plus, those shoes are SO 7 centuries ago.
http://precociousingenue.onsugar.com/2708107
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
yeah wearing these shoes are what shauna sand will go down in history for.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Oh for chrissakes! How does she keep a straight face? I'm sure the botox helps keep it straight, but damn!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I gotta give it to her: she's got a great body for being 46 and the mother of two kids.
But those 50% red tacky signs in the back are way too appropriate... sorry empress.
Haha...he said Hamburger Mary's....ours in San Fran Closed
...but I do like her beaded Skirt...that beats Macrame' anyday
unless I'm doing the Knitting
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is in these up to his neck
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204966/
Submitted by chica robotica on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 5:18pm
Here's a closeup of the scary nipple:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/02/06/the-strange-nipple-of-shau...
At this point I just feel really sorry for her kids.
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Love me or hate me
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Is it possible the boots are in her size? if so, we just found Big Foot!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:18pm.
Yes, I believe she's had them done also. I remember reading she and Courtney Cox were pretty regular at the plastic surgeon's office during Friends. A lot of upkeep. But Aniston's plastic surgery is very good and it seems she isn't tempted to go over the top. She still looks like herself.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:32pm.
I don't even understand what I'm looking at with those pics? The nipples are blocked out and probably deformed... but is that the areola puffed out and folding on itself?
Bitch needs to go home and be a mom... and while she's at it, work on getting her nipples did.
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i dunno, it sells itself
TEAM VINCE BITCHES.
The things you gotta do to get a free pair or stripper shoes.... dang.
I could care less about Shauna Sand, but I seeeerrriousssly want to go to that shoe store. And I want to try on this KISS boots times 3 for my self.
I don't care what anyone says....
This stupid slut has severe self esteem issues; it's a sickness with her. She thinks that she's hot, when in fact she's as obvious as a $5 hooker. No wonder Lorenzo Lamas kicked her porno star bolt on fake tittied ass to the curb; she's nothing more than a leg spread attention whore, willing to do ANYTHING to get people to notice her...
Her kids will be so proud one day.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:45pm.
I agree, Aniston has great tits. So does Lohan.
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I agree about Lohan, but those days will be up soon because she keeps fluctuating with her weight too much and between the drugs and drinking, those tits will be falling by the time she's 25 years old (although she looks about 40 years old at this point).
I think HoHan is natural, I think Aniston was smart to have a small implant that would give her lift, but not so much in size. Good move to keep the natural look.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
....this is like some bizzaro world Cinderella shit where she puts on the magic shoes and turns into a two-bit whore....
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
Does her frankenipple have a fucking growth?
*double checks nipples*
Its all fun and games until the AC switchs on, then I imagine the chain mail dress gets very uncomfortable. But since hers are fake, she might not feel it.
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
I agree, Aniston has great tits. So does Lohan.
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why would you lie about something dumb like that?
why would you lie, about anything at all?
-Vampire Weekend "Oxford Comma"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:18pm.
Damn, I gotta say I'm a little jealous. She does look hot, especially in the chain-mall thing that shows of some of the best boob work on the planet.
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I repeat, you obviously haven't seen the Frankennipple, if you think that is some of the best boob work on the planet.
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I was trying a little Michael K sarcasm, but it didn't come off well *LOL* Guess I should leave it to the pros.
I will tell you the best boob job on the planet:
Jennifer Aniston. I don't care what anyone says, she had them done. A good job, but they aren't the ones she had when she first started "Friends". That's why you don't go to a doctor working out of a store front (RIP Kanye's mom).
Shauna's ultra-whorism is fascinating to so many.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
That's exactly where she belongs...next to the 50% off shoe rack.
Is that an anal bead dress?
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.
Geebus! I almost fucking choked on Cert in my mouth when I saw that shit! Fucking ridic. I wanted a video of her walking in that shit.
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.
for those who think her boobs are great:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/category/shauna-sand/
there ya go- let's see if you can keep your lunch down.
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why would you lie about something dumb like that?
why would you lie, about anything at all?
-Vampire Weekend "Oxford Comma"
Ahhhh...she went shoe-shopping dressed in chain mail? *confused*
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
This dress answers the question of "What do you give the woman who has everything (except self respect)?"
@PSL, show them the frankennipple.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Is that "dress" made out of broken silver chains? I probably have some in my old jewelry box that I can contribute -- it might cover her up a bit more! Eeeek!
((Thank GOD she has on panties!!!))
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Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:18pm.
Damn, I gotta say I'm a little jealous. She does look hot, especially in the chain-mall thing that shows of some of the best boob work on the planet.
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I repeat, you obviously haven't seen the Frankennipple, if you think that is some of the best boob work on the planet.
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why would you lie about something dumb like that?
why would you lie, about anything at all?
-Vampire Weekend "Oxford Comma"
Damn, I gotta say I'm a little jealous. She does look hot, especially in the chain-mall thing that shows of some of the best boob work on the planet.
She takes "whore" to an entirely different level.
Are we sure she's female? I know she's had some little kids around her, claiming they are hers, but really- I question her original gender. Now I know why gay men love her so much. She represents them completely. *LOL*
Still would love to know what she does for a living...
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
If she doesn't close her legs, those meat flaps are going to give back to the community a lot more than they want.
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Dick happens! - MK
The shoes: Oh fuck no!
It looks like she's suffering from Elephantiasis!
Funny, and yet, kind of sad. When women go to these lengths to validate themselves and try to reassure themselves that they've still 'got it', it just shows that they aren't getting validation from other places - i.e., real accomplishments, solid relationships, etc.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
I think I finally "get" Shauna Sand. She is the perfect drag queen.
WHY God? Just why..
Why is this thing allowed to keep her kids while Brit Brit has monitored visits? Both are fucking mental.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 2:19pm.
BTW, she's featured right next to Uma Thurman on that Butterface website.
LMAO!
Can she come here and iron my clothes with these???
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Submitted by mutlee on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 2:26pm.
Is it the air in California or what but why the F@#K are these people so goddam clueless.
Hey!!! No need to make such sweeping generalizations about us Californians....we don't like her either.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by gigisecond on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 2:32pm.
In the MEGA-HO-40-WITH CHILDS category...her body even IF its fake, looks better than Pam... better boobs job and better body. But still a cheap ho!!!
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you obviously haven't seen the Frankennipple.
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why would you lie about something dumb like that?
why would you lie, about anything at all?
-Vampire Weekend "Oxford Comma"