Friday, March 13th 2009

The Star Of Your Nightmares Tonight

He can still see us......... I hate the police officers who made this dude take his mug shot with his eyes closed! Even when I shut my own eyes to stop the nightmare flames from torching my retinas off, I can still see him and his eyelids of HORROR.

The star of your nightmares has a name. He's Rosalio Reta of Texas. Rosalio was just one of the dudes who was arrested for a ton of murders he allegedly committed working as a hitman for one of Mexico's biggest drug gangs. CNN has the entire story, but I had a hard time reading it, because it felt like Rosalio was staring at me..... Killing me with his eyelids!

It probably didn't take much for Rosalio to murder a person. All he had to do was sneak up to them and close his eyes. That shit will make your heart jump out of your chest, run to the nearest graveyard and bury itself!

It really is Friday the 13th....

Posted by: Michael K


Mrs.TimDaly's picture

These people are scum but they are providing a product that millions of stupid americans are looking for: drugs. America is complicit in this.
Sorry about the moralizing but it has to be said.

Noelegy's picture

Things are reaching nightmare proportions in Texas. I am so glad I don't live in a border town. I heard that 7000 people were killed in Ciudad Juarez in the last 14 months. The new Homeland Security head doesn't think it's enough to warrant militarizing the border, and neither does the President.

But yeah, you go on and keep those borders open. All those hardened drug mafioso scumbags are just doing jobs Americans don't want to do.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

LOOSER!

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

This guy is not Rosalio Reta, he is Gabriel Cardona. These two idiots are from my hometown. It's a good thing they caught these morons. If you watch gangland on the history channel you might catch a glimpse on how fucked up these kids are. "Me sentia como superman ala verga," yea sad.

LuLu Fitz's picture

What an asshole. I would just shoot him.

Sicko needs to get the death penalty.

Lohohater's picture

not to worry, this dude will be dead soon. dont fuck-up in texas. we have an 'express lane' for the death penalty. they will move this bitch to the front of the line

zantx915's picture

Jeepers Creepers wouldn't even want those peepers! Crikey!

"Either listen closely or buy the Cliff's Notes!"

Hysteria's picture

i hate when people do that with their eyes!!!

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If he has perfect vision, does that mean he's got 40/40 eyesight? or maybe 20 to the 4th power? how bout 20/20/20/20?

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You know what they say, hindsight's 20/20

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I see, i see said the blind man.

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"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"

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It'd be pretty easy to poke out at least one of them eyes with a BB gun

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Ole' four eyes!

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Submitted by ElleAy on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 2:38pm.
This guy's name is actually Gabriel Cardona, Rosalio has different tattoos all over his face... creepy.
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that stupid drawings on his eyes are tattooed? man, he's not only ugly, he's stupid too.

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This guy's name is actually Gabriel Cardona, Rosalio has different tattoos all over his face... creepy.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:37pm.

Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:34pm.

Califonia has a stay on executions, right?

Not sure, but I think it's bee a long time since the lights flickered in the name of justice...

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

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Submitted by lea8199 on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 2:01pm.

I read one on MSNBC about the coroner in one border town who sees this every day. The coroner was able to describe the torture and what order each thing would have been done to him, before the guy was finally allowed to die.

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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
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Submitted by lea8199 on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 2:01pm.
these guys are at the same level if not worse than fking terrorists.. i really dont know who's worse of those two.. my brother in law works for law enforcement and he sometimes sends pictures of the shit that these guys do.. this girl got her legs and arms amputated and they threw the torso to the trash (she was involved with a narc and i guess she cheated).... these other guy in mex would disolve the bodies in acid to get rid of evidence.. very disturbing..to me giving them jail is like sending them to a resort.. they deserve to be tortured minimum
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eeewww.anyway, can you give me your brother's number? he sounds like a hot guy.

this shit reminds me of No Country for Old Men although that fug's face is nowhere near the awesomeness of Mah Boo Javier Bardem.

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these guys are at the same level if not worse than fking terrorists.. i really dont know who's worse of those two.. my brother in law works for law enforcement and he sometimes sends pictures of the shit that these guys do.. this girl got her legs and arms amputated and they threw the torso to the trash (she was involved with a narc and i guess she cheated).... these other guy in mex would disolve the bodies in acid to get rid of evidence.. very disturbing..to me giving them jail is like sending them to a resort.. they deserve to be tortured minimum

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nooooooo.......
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rotten_egg's picture

Meh. I did that about two years ago and it looked better. Amateur. hahaha!.

He's sort of good looking. 99.99% of the hitmen I have seen of the mexican mafia are a bunch of trully FUGLY mother fuckers. Honestly. I don't know wich portal to hell does the big poopers of the mafia open to get their hitmen.

I agree with whoever said (provolone?) he looks like the twinkies that are SO into the single ladies dance videos. But he reminds me more of a cheap knock-off of Boy George.

Anyway, his story doesn't surprise me at all. The mafia dudes are hiring assholes from basically everywhere. The problem is, most (if not all) of these idiots are stupid amateurs and make a shitty mess to get the job done (like using hundreds of bullets to kill two or three guys, hitting passersby too) or shooting innocent people because they are stupid and don't double-check the identity of the person before killing him.

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modianos's picture

eyelid tats...the paris hilton edition
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moomarse's picture

yikes! that tat had to hurt!!!

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Team KFed's picture

Holy Christ!!!

You must die. I alone am best.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:10pm.

Castration wouldn't help. Sex crimes are about control and hostility, not libido.

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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS

am I the only one that believes that jail sentences are too damn easy, they should be breaking rocks or working Why are we tax payers supporting criminals, make them work for the government

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

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Imagine seeing this as the last face you see on this earth before being buried under it. This is fucked up. *shudders*

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Clarisse ~ I agree............they are some crazy drugged out idiots!

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FUCK!

AHH!

Dallas's picture

Margo ~ This dip shit will NEVER see any part of Jesus!

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Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:34pm.

Califonia has a stay on executions, right?

KD's picture

ohmigosh, is that a tattoo? I wonder if the eyes are supposed to be all googley like that.

Rishkin's picture

Can we move on from this gangsta pee wee herman
pweeze.....

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The CNN story says (prolly cuz they're teenagers) they're already serving long prison sentences for the murders. That's why the kid is talking about them.

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Hekki on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:08pm.
I have two words: Death Penalty.

I agree but would like to take it one step further...
Death Penalty carried out within 30 days in the case of child touchers and cold blooded killers (such as hitmen)
Now of course this must be determined through a combination of DNA, a SPEEDY trial, and irrefutable evidance.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:29pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:23pm.
Dallas,
Right! As Tater says "Texas has the death penalty and they USE it!"
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Texas put 18 people to death last year. Texas doesn't mess around.

CA needs to start bussing our deathrow fuckers over there.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

Haribo's picture

this mofo gives me the boy george vibe.

Clarisse's picture

Dallas,
I'm a firm believer that the cartels are behind all of those women getting killed in/around Juarez.

DeeDee,
Right. I'm very liberal until it comes to the DP. If you end on death row, buh-bye.

NaNoop,
I love his bit about taking Sluggo in for a 'sample".

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Margo's picture

Mr. and Mrs. Rita did a shitty job in the parenting department. Don't worry, he will be wif Jesus soon enuf.

Auntie Mame's picture

Fucked Up.

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:23pm.
Dallas,
Right! As Tater says "Texas has the death penalty and they USE it!"
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Texas put 18 people to death last year. Texas doesn't mess around.

Miss Thang's picture

I can't deal with this shit today.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:28pm.

NaNoop!!!
The one and only!

He is one funny mofo.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

christine the hoff's picture

Hey noangl!
member when I called her noanal? LOL!

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Dallas's picture

Things are really bad in Texas with all this mexican drug cartel shit! It is frightning!

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Clarisse's picture

NaNoop!!!
The one and only!

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:20pm.
Looks who's here!!!!!

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

christine the hoff's picture

Thanks PSL
don't watch that shit, you'll go blind!

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