Friday, March 13th 2009

Cacalicious

Some bitch dropped a wet caca on Fuggie's hair and she debuted the new look last night at the March of Dimes' Beauty Ball in NYC last night. More like the Doody Ball.

The new hair still doesn't wash out the meth from her face. In fact it makes her look even more like she's going to give you a poison apple while cackling.

If Cher got caught in a meth lab explosion, this is what she would look like after. Seriously, the diarrhea brown might look better if it was curly or some shit. The straight hair looks like two curtains framing her face. And Fuggie's face should never be the star of the show.

Posted by: Michael K


LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Also, if you let your eyes go all unfocused and drunk-like, she could totally be Priscilla Presley.

angel_i's picture

I can't even defend this.

*sigh*

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shoeaddict's picture

She looks old(er)! Gross.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I dig it. She looks like she'd make more as a brunette prostitute than a blonde one.

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As a brunette, your application to our team has been rejected.
Fail.

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ricki lake's picture

Good God, she looks like another Kardashian now! And Lord knows we don't need another one of those.

(How does one manage to spell Fergie or Stacy starting with a K? Kfergie Kardashian? lol)

NaNoop's picture

I think she looks better blonde.

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