Friday, March 13th 2009
Cacalicious
Some bitch dropped a wet caca on Fuggie's hair and she debuted the new look last night at the March of Dimes' Beauty Ball in NYC last night. More like the Doody Ball.
The new hair still doesn't wash out the meth from her face. In fact it makes her look even more like she's going to give you a poison apple while cackling.
If Cher got caught in a meth lab explosion, this is what she would look like after. Seriously, the diarrhea brown might look better if it was curly or some shit. The straight hair looks like two curtains framing her face. And Fuggie's face should never be the star of the show.
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word... those shoes are very upsetting.
she needs to shave herself a normal hair-line ... if TyTy has a ten-head instead of a forehead then Fuggy has a two-head
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I'm gonna need "stars" to stop buying these bright ass non-matching the outfirt shoes off of the clearance rack at Forever 21 and Wet Seal..it is NOT a good look.
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That is a DAMN shame.
That girl is how old? And she messed up her looks with drugs and plastic surgery. She has beautiful eyes, but the rest of her face is lumpen and puffy.
And why does EVERY ho in Hollywood have that square clenched-looking jaw? Bethenny from the Real (Not)Housewives of NYC is the most extreme example. But they all have it. Is it the HGH?
Love Carrtottop, my thoughts exactly -
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 11:20am.
Also, if you let your eyes go all unfocused and drunk-like, she could totally be Priscilla Presley.
I totally agree.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
shes nasty
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 11:27am.
How the HELL did she land Josh Duhamel???
she let's him put it in the ass? I don't know, just guessing....LOL
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With all due respect, she is an astoundingly ugly woman.
women with darker features anywhere MUST MUST MUST be drop dead gorgeous. Blondes can get away with big boobs and average looks.
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I agree, angel! It is infuriating! A blonde chick can be even below average and get labelled "hot" before a pretty, darker girl. Oh well. I always thought Veronica was hotter than Betty.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Ok~ I admit, she is kinda strange looking, but she has her good days...blonde hair is WAY better on her tho, this color doesn't suit her, way too ashy....maybe some warm highlights?
Although, she DOES have Josh after all~ she must be doing something right! ;)
that's her wife hair...hmmf.. i am not getting my pleasures from this photo! and i usually defend fug!
She has a twohead. And she's channeling Priscilla Presley here.
say what you want about fergie, but she has beautiful eyes... they are an unusual color
Maybe Hollywood has done this to me, but I automatically find women with bleach-blonde hair really quite unattractive regardless of what their faces look like. It's the ones with the voluptuous flowy dark hair that I'd go after if I rode the Hoohoo Caboose.
Edit. That sounded bad. Blondes can be pretty, but I should say the bleach-blonde ones automatically put the image of Paris Hilton into my mind.
Shes just trying to trick the counter lady at CVS, to let her buy more cold decongestant for her crystal meth.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 11:34am.
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women with darker features anywhere MUST MUST MUST be drop dead gorgeous. Blondes can get away with big boobs and average looks.
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Sooo, I'm a big tittayed, average bimbo.
Ok then.
*calls plastic surgeon*
You know, very few people can look good with stick straight hair like that. I would NEVER attempt it. My face would look wider than Cameron Diaz's.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Actually, I really like the hair. She looks softer not so methy.
The shoes are typical fuggy fugness
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Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 11:28am.
i guess i am so used to see fake blond hair everywhere that any other color isn't really appleaing to me.
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Seriously. That really bothers me. Because I like all kinds of looks and varieties of shades on a woman. But I have two reactions if she doesn't have, at LEAST, blonde highlights - one: she's pretty (not HERE, obviously, but elsewhere) and two: she'll never sell like that. And what's frustrating is that I think you COULD sell her (not her - someone else) to the public IF you could sell her to the industry. But women with darker features anywhere MUST MUST MUST be drop dead gorgeous. Blondes can get away with big boobs and average looks. Or ugly: see Fergie.
It's like celebs always try out the darker hair once they get in the door too, actually...PS. not Jen A. - she couldn't risk it;p
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women with darker features anywhere MUST MUST MUST be drop dead gorgeous. Blondes can get away with big boobs and average looks.
WORD.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I don't mind the color, it is the style that is wrong.
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why would you lie about something dumb like that?
why would you lie, about anything at all?
-Vampire Weekend "Oxford Comma"
How does her part come straight down from the back of her head to her forehead in a vertical line? Is she a conehead?
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
She was never a pretty girl, but meth damaged her skin texture so much, and her face is permanently like, swollen or something in certain places like around the jaw/nose/cheek area. There aint no hope as far as looks are concerned. She has beautiful eyes and thank God she can sing. Oh, yeah and she isn't that annoying.
Josh must really love her... personality.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 11:31am.
Topalina, your avvie's a cheeky bastard!
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He does have a cute lil' tater butt doesn't he? I bet it smells like freshly mowed grass.
GOD DAMN! How does Fuggie manage to look SO damn OLD!
awful. Mariah does the same shit. Too severe and ages the both of them.
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why would you lie about something dumb like that?
why would you lie, about anything at all?
-Vampire Weekend "Oxford Comma"
Topalina, your avvie's a cheeky bastard!
on topic, is ferg back on the meth?
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dammmm she looks soo old!!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 11:26am.
pssst, that's one of her songs....
And yes, I know that, you may beat with a McGriddle breakfast sandwich.....
Extra syrup pleeeeez....
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Oooooh, sank you belly mush.
God, all this food talk.. I'm going to go to the food court after work just to get a huge styrofoam take-away container of mall Chinese food. Yessssssssssss.
I kind of like the brown hair, but it should have some curl or something to it.
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damn! thought it was PP 2.
i don't know...i don't like it! i guess i am so used to see fake blond hair everywhere that any other color isn't really appleaing to me.
How the HELL did she land Josh Duhamel???
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LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 11:24am
pssst, that's one of her songs....
And yes, I know that, you may beat with a McGriddle breakfast sandwich.....
Extra syrup pleeeeez....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by cabbagehead on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 11:21am.
.....and how did i never notice the football player neck before?
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Yes! She definitely has a linebacker neck. But I do love her eyes. Green eyes are my fav.
I like the color, just not on her.
Her face is.. um.. rough? Can we ban the paps from taking close up shots of certain celebs? PLEASE???? *pours bleach in eyes*
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 11:24am.
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 11:22am.
The Girl Can't Help It...
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Why, 'cause she's married?
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I think it's more cuz she's fugly.
I luvs me sum Fergie but I ain't never try to say she gotta purty face, nawmsayin'?
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Submitted by loozer on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 11:22am.
The Girl Can't Help It...
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Why, 'cause she's married?
she looks fucking awful..yikes.
The Girl Can't Help It...
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
RE: the new ad. What do they do for reality shows? Sit around a big table and ask themselves: Where can we find the trashiest women on earth? Trashy women are SO entertaining!
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I'm way more offended by those ugly ass shoes. WTF!?
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
As above, I thought it was Priscilla :O
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blonde hid the creepy face better.
i just don't think theres much hope for her, its unfortunate, and how did i never notice the football player neck before?
She's hideous. I thought that was Pricilla Presley.
eVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE OLDER YOU GET, THE LIGHTER YOUR HAIR COLOR HAS TO GO.
it makes faces to severe....Fergie should be going blonder and blonder
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
That could easily be a mug shot. And those shoes are ridiculous.