Friday, March 13th 2009
Cacalicious
Some bitch dropped a wet caca on Fuggie's hair and she debuted the new look last night at the March of Dimes' Beauty Ball in NYC last night. More like the Doody Ball.
The new hair still doesn't wash out the meth from her face. In fact it makes her look even more like she's going to give you a poison apple while cackling.
If Cher got caught in a meth lab explosion, this is what she would look like after. Seriously, the diarrhea brown might look better if it was curly or some shit. The straight hair looks like two curtains framing her face. And Fuggie's face should never be the star of the show.
The hair does not look good on her..it makes her face look fat.She should go blonde.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
OMG! ive just looked at her knees!!!!!!!!!!! fuck this chick is 40 something!! neck and kness are a dead giveaway!
as a brunette i find it nauseating! go back to the blonde pleaaseeee
love the chocolate locks.. hope that hotty Josh does too! I've seen them in person and they are adorable and look like a really happy couple..LOVE the new do, u look amazing..keep i up!
I like the new hair. Fergie is fugly & there is nothing no one can do about it.
said it a million times before and i'll say it again..this bitch is still ugly! homegirl has a fat,greasy face
Note to Megan Fox, don't fuck wid your face, cos this is what you'll look like.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:08pm.
screw the color really. that 'do ain't doing her any favor. that forehead is way too short!
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She's a threehead! ahahhahaha I'm finally getting the jargon here!
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Monchichi!
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The milk is straight up fucking filthy! -MK
Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:08pm.
screw the color really. that 'do ain't doing her any favor. that forehead is way too short!
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She's a threehead! ahahhahaha I'm finally getting the jargon here!
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Know matter how hard it tries, it's still just an ugly man trying to look pretty.
No Bitchette! don't say that! Have you ever seen Tamia? Google her she's beautiful and freckled.
I think mixed kids are the most amazing looking children and Adults.
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True, I think mixed raced people, the hybrids are so gorgeous. Works out well most of the time.
I prefer her brunette than dirty-toilet-water blond, but dang...she needs highlights or somthin'.
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Ha! That's the best description of my natural color. My Mom always called it mousy brown.
A blond child but after 7, toilet water blond.
Now there's even some silver.
Oh well, whatta ya gonna do?
Priscilla Presley...is that you!?
Fuggie's hair is wayyyy too dark .Best advice is never go more than 2 shades lighter/darker than your natural color...not that she'd know what it was anymore. Also, the style's wrong. Straight hair parted that way is just too severe. Especially for her, because she's busted and has man face...
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...Tyra needs to donate some forehead to this poor creature...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
Damn, that just added a decade to her face.
I can't do one color, I have highlights (two different colors) and lowlights. I pay big bucks to keep my hair maintained right. Other than that, I can shop a Dollar Tree for non essential shit. My hair: no Suave or Pantene here....
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I prefer her brunette than dirty-toilet-water blond, but dang...she needs highlights or somthin'.
total meth face.
she always looks like she's sweating.
she looks better in that hair then scarlett jofuggyfattson does.
Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 2:23pm.
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Some drunken Canadian jack off left a totally cunty comment on my personal site last night.
Too drunk to see I am a DListed and MK fan and posted it in my headline. I have turned lots of people onto this site because the humor makes the day.
I never post IP addresses or even check them but I had to in this instance.
your site sucks wrote:
Don't forget to send the royalty cheque to Michael K of http://www.dlisted.com/ for this story: http://www.dlisted.com/node/31118
that you lifted VERBATIM.
Oh you seem to be insane and your site sucks.
Reply to this
I did, I did reply.
She got married and let herself go.
Eh, I'm not sure that blondes look younger. I think blonde washes a lot of people out, making them look older. I looked much younger when I dyed my hair back to its natural brown color after years of putting blonde highlights in...that's what people say, anyway.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:58pm.
Yuck. That haircolor needs some dimension to it. It's completely flat & casts unflattering shadows on her face, that...let's face it, is not all that attractive to begin with. Very few women can pull off the monochromatic look. She looks sallow.
Sheeps> Yah. Dark hair and brown eyes are dominate genes. Maybe that's why men seem to go for blondes...it's more rare.
Also, there's the "youthful" factor. Supposedly the lighter your hair, the younger you look...evolutionarily (is that a word??) men are looking for someone who appears fertile.
I hat Paris Hilton and her Cock features. You'd think with all the money she would do something about that nose! Aghhhhhhhhhh
She is butt nasty BUT I must say I find the hair to be an improvement. The nasty over processed highlight look is just FINISHED. I am so sick of seeing every chick have the same color highlights, fake blond.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:12pm.
No Bitchette! don't say that! Have you ever seen Tamia? Google her she's beautiful and freckled.
I think mixed kids are the most amazing looking children and Adults.
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since we're kinda talking about it, and so everyone can call me a retard or whatever:
my man is black and i'm red haired and freckled. my biggest fear when we have kids is that they will of course be lightskinned (mixed) but i kind of really hope they don't get red tinted hair, and i REALLY hope they don't get freckles. i think freckles on black people are fucking ugly, they're like black dots on your face.
She could use some fucking layers. And lighter is better as you go older.
So I guess I'm the only one that is going to say that she looks good?
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:09pm.
Not so fast, girls. Attractive people know an attractive person when they see one. Race or coloring doesn't matter. It's those ugly people from not so hot families that are fooled by the blond hair and big boobs.
TRUE!
she was an ugly blonde and she's an ugly brunette.
conclusion: she's ugly.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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No one is going to say something snarky about the cellulite thighs?
With a forehead that small, she should never part her hair in the middle. Her stylist should be shot.
fuggie has a face only a mother, and josh could love...
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nice ass...when does it open?
just so you know, my blog is personal. I don't take on advertisers or try to sell anything. I just love the snark and to gossip with like minded people. I included tips to share any wisdom I might have but not like Gwyneth.
I really wanted to call the blog "IHATEGWYNETHPALTROW.COM" but it was taken.
She should read my blog. Now THAT is how you write a blog. For men and women, mostly women though.
Boy - she can't cover up the Mex inside with this haircolor, can she? Snerk.
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:33pm.
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Sorry, but no. Eyebrows are the most quintessential difference aside plastic surgery but that isn't the solution for her.
Maybe Gwyneth. Check this out ('specially you blonds)
http://sickitten.com/2008/11/07/too-scared-to-see-the-shoes.aspx
http://sickitten.com/2008/10/21/gwyneth-copy-her-eyebrows.aspx
the importance of eyebrows, alas.
It's not the eyebrows, it's the botox UNDER the eyebrows that looks so bad. *coughjessicasimpsoncough*
*NOTE: she's still not perfect, but she looks MUCH better if you cover her brows.
Has MK, with his massive brow-obsession, ever pointed out how crazy hers are? For some reason, I never noticed them specifically before.
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What in the hayle does she got on her feets?
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The milk is straight up fucking filthy! -MK
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:30pm.
LOL, I love you guys too. I swear, I'm only like this 3/4 of the time in real life. I'm perfectly nice when I'm asleep.
HOLY SHIT. I just made a life-changing discovery. Put your hand over Ferg's eyebrows. Voila! SHe becomes a much softer, prettier woman. Those fucking eyebrows are what fuck up her face and make it so harsh! Can't she do something about that?
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:28pm.
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Huntington. I'm not drinking either. Bad coffee addiction right now. We should hit a meeting together. Cold Spring Harbor is loaded with rich hotties. Helps attendance.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:28pm.
Thanks for your concern, bitch! :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:26pm.
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I love your attitude and even when you get a little grumpy, the fact that you are attractive comes through loud and clear.
An unattractive person just wouldn't have your attitude.
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:12pm.
Have you considered adoption? lol!
I'm totally kidding.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
im not drinking til the middle of june, so we'll have to wait til then. what part of north shore are you around?
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
thats funny about paris...italian features with blond hair = pornstar. ive come to this conclusion after realizing most of our, aka Americas favorite pornstars are italian
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you need to check out the Hungarians, German and Japanese. Now THAT is how you do porn.
How did I know you were gonna start with the porn?
Post a pic, Baby.
Sick, I already read your stuff about Paris, and I agree. I have said before that people who consider themselves natural blondes somehow think they are prettier than those of us who lighten our hair, and I think that is hysterical. I was a blonde kid, and now I have naturally dark blonde hair and choose to color it a golden blonde. I actually had this hideous albino creature making fun of ME at the bar for coloring my hair and taunting me about not being natural. Bitch, you are fucking hideous. And guess what, natural or not, I look fifty times prettier than your fug ass. Freak.
Sick Kitten> Sorry, I didn't express that correctly. I'm at work and trying to multitask. ;) What i meant was that blonde hair is associated w. youthfulness (and fertility), so that's why men go for it. The person doesn't necessarily have to look young.
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Thanks Bub, I guess that explains my younger boyfriend's infatuation with me. The kinkier side helps, I know. There's a reason I am known as 'Sickitten'.
thats funny about paris...italian features with blond hair = pornstar. ive come to this conclusion after realizing most of our, aka Americas favorite pornstars are italian
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"