Friday, March 13th 2009

Drugging Me With His Eyes

As expected, Howard K (is for Kreepy) Stern put his slimy claws into handcuffs and was arrested for "conspiring to furnish drugs" to Anna Nicole Smith. And here's his glamour shot!

Last night I said that Howard K's pictures always make me feel like I've just been molested, but this shit goes beyond that. That picture handed me a little dolly, took me to the corner and made me drink a funny-tasting milkshake while stroking my hair. That is a face only a back alley pharmacist could love.

Posted by: Michael K


Silvara0428's picture

He makes me want my wooobeee!!!

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NaNoop's picture

Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:18am.

look

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Robin-Hood-Tights-bh04.jpg

Dang!!! That was spot on!

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

yepyepyep's picture

look

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Robin-Hood-Tights-bh04.jpg

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Deb's picture

Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:16am.

He does kind of look like Richard Lewis, (also a nebbish).

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

korupsi's picture

his eyes do more than drug me.

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Dallas's picture

Yes!!!!

These idiots that kept prescribing shit to ANNA knowing very well that she was and addict need to be punished. Now, if we could only take the license away from the fucking doctors who continue to prescribe pain pills and tranquilizers to people whom they know are addicted or becoming addicted. It is bullshit and something needs to be done!

NaNoop's picture

Those eyes show just how dead inside he is. NOt cuz he lost "the love of his life" but soulless. This dude is one bottom-feeding mo-fo.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

yepyepyep's picture

he looks like the bad guy in Robin hood men in tights movie all he need is the mole
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Clarisse's picture

Do NOT LIKE!!! No no no!!!

*clicks immediately to cute overload*

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greenfinch's picture

he looks super pissed... he should have worn a wee jaunty hat and a wide grin

Tyranny's picture

fuckin' yipes!

snowpiece's picture

ok this is one of the grossest, scariest pics MK has ever posted, hurry up and post something new MK, I emailed you that Mrs. Rojo Caliente was going to be on the news this am, did you catch it?? Put up a pic of the lovely Rojo cuz I'm hating this one.

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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

I always thought his radio show sucked anyway.

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The C word's picture

"Look into my eyes, I'm getting very creepy...I mean you're getting sleepy..."

He looks higher than Michael Phelps.

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NaNoop's picture

Filed under UNCOMFORTABLE is right.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

Deb's picture

As we all suspected, HKS KEPT Anna high. How else could she tolerate the nebbish?
I'm surprised he and the doctors weren't charged in Daniel's death, since he ODed on his mother's illegally obtained drugs.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

NaNoop's picture

Skeery gaze.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

fuzzyslippers's picture

"K is for Kreepy" is right! Yeech!

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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard

I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.