Friday, March 13th 2009

Drugging Me With His Eyes

As expected, Howard K (is for Kreepy) Stern put his slimy claws into handcuffs and was arrested for "conspiring to furnish drugs" to Anna Nicole Smith. And here's his glamour shot!

Last night I said that Howard K's pictures always make me feel like I've just been molested, but this shit goes beyond that. That picture handed me a little dolly, took me to the corner and made me drink a funny-tasting milkshake while stroking my hair. That is a face only a back alley pharmacist could love.

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M.E.'s picture

How long till he's charged with involuntary manslaughter?

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rebitcha's picture

he does look like a ped

snowpiece's picture

Dallas: if I miss a day with my anti anxiety meds I start getting really bad withdrawls so I guess I am one of the addicted, wow, that's nuts!

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Dallas's picture

Here are some drug stats for you:

1 out of EVERY 3 women are addicted to RX drugs!(Jounal of American Medical Association)

Frightning!

christine the hoff's picture

When is he going to be charged for his part in her son's death, that's what I'm waiting for.

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Team KFed's picture

I want all these shady fuckers to go down.

*I still have a soft spot for ANS. She hit the small town pole workers lotto with that old billionaire guy. It's not like the he (or Hef or anyone else that took advantage of her small brain/big tittie combo) enrolled her in brain classes to give her a shot at being something besides a jerkwater stripper. I said it in the below thread and it bares repeating, it's not like she was eliza fucking dolittle.*

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joanne's picture

Sadly, drugged out mommas ain't all that rare.

Sadly this is true. I wasn't a fan of ANS, I thought she was pathetic. I didn't think about Stern until that video. They were both disgusting.

Looks like he's on a few dolls himself!

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Submitted by joanne on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 10:05am.

Oh, absolutely! I think HKS & ANS are/were a waste of DNA.
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MJF's picture

It's a shame...the time for bringing him to justice has long-since passed. She's dead. Her son's dead. It's too late to try to rehab them. Yes, this scum needs to be locked away for his part in what transpired, but it should have been done a long time ago - when she could have still pulled her ass out of the drug gutter.

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

This could have easily been Sam Rufie oops I mean Lufti and Britney would also be 6 ft under.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:59am.

Submitted by joanne on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:38am.
After than video of ANS as a pregnant messed up clown I hated this man. I hope her daughter fares better.

I said this in the other thread, but again, she was a pathetic excuse for a mother. You just don't. fucking. do. that. when. you're. pregnant! To place the blame on HKS is ridiculous. No newborn should go thru drug withdrawls.
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Drama's right. Just like you said, imagine a newborn going through withdrawals. And to think that she went through great efforts to get pregnant with the baby. It's not like she was blindsided by an unexpected pregnancy. Selfish bitch. Whatever excuses she/they made during her life or pregnancy as to why it was okay for her to do drugs is falling on deaf ears with me.
Sadly, drugged out mommas ain't all that rare.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:59am.

ITA I am hoping Danilynn doesn't have a lot of side effects. I just feel instead of filming her he should of committed her instead of making a buck.

Stan Hooper's picture

Hey Howard, don't let the iron bars hit you on your vagina on your way in.

How can you give drugs to a preggo you sick son of a bitch!

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Funny how he had to put that K in his name....

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shut the smurf up on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:56am

Well, it was unexpected. BUT, the whole of CNBC went after Stewart, all serious and cunty like. And some kudos to Cramer for showing up, not enough to get any sympathy, he got owned by his very own words.

TEAM JON STEWART!!!

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creepy motherfucker looks like he should be friends with Adnan.

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Submitted by joanne on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:38am.
After than video of ANS as a pregnant messed up clown I hated this man. I hope her daughter fares better.

I said this in the other thread, but again, she was a pathetic excuse for a mother. You just don't. fucking. do. that. when. you're. pregnant! To place the blame on HKS is ridiculous. No newborn should go thru drug withdrawls.
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Manimal5's picture

Just too many drugs to keep her going...it's like playing with fire...sometimes you just get burned.

I will say that living with someone who is an addict is not easy...they want to get help and then they don't want help at the same time.

He wasn't strong enough to control her addiction.

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Dallas's picture

**off topic**

Sorry!

Last night I was channel surfing and came across "Candy Girl's" and watched a few minutes of it...........Wow, can you say classy "prostituion". Good gawd these women are bitches!

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:49am.
Off Topic morning moment:

It was fucking awesome, and it made me sad at the same time.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Rishkin's picture

He's a piece of shit....I also believe He killed her son.

Is he living in her mansion in Bahamas?
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:49am

i saw that, it was uncomfortable to watch him trip on his words and fidget... i had a good chuckle

shut the smurf up's picture

He Killed daniel for sure, This guy is greedy, but Evil greedy, like nothing is NEVER going to be enough. Just look at his Eyes.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Stoney's picture

Oh yeah, Stewart vs. Cramer! Awesome!

Stern is clearly fucked on drugs himself. How could you be Anna Nicole's friend and NOT be on drugs too?

mihnea1's picture

He's so creepy. Sends chills down my spine.

mcnightmare's picture

regarding 'candy girls', that 'first ladies' thing is not amusing.
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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Off Topic morning moment:
Did anyone watch "The Daily Show" last night???
Jon Stewart OWNED that fucktard Jim Cramer from CNBC.

On Topic: I thought he was already in jail.

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:19am.
He makes me want my wooobeee!!!
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LOL!
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Submitted by Old_Broad on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:41am.

I read Rita Cosby's ANS book and it was really quite good. HKS was pimping her out like crazy. I wonder where all the money went?

I read that, too. They were ALL shady, including Larry.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

mcnightmare's picture

being a west coaster i was deprived of yiddish as a youth, but what is a 'nebbish'? clearly not a mensch...

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Haribo's picture

he's one shady mofo ;/

I read Rita Cosby's ANS book and it was really quite good. HKS was pimping her out like crazy. I wonder where all the money went?

joanne's picture

After than video of ANS as a pregnant messed up clown I hated this man. I hope her daughter fares better.

Dallas's picture

Breakdown ~ Who is that in your avie?

Just curious............

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Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:30am.

NaNoop ~ Yes, this mofo is out of jail. He walked in and out quickly! No problem posting the 20k bail. Frankly, I think 20k was to lenient. It should have been more like 200k..........this son of a bitch needs to spend the rest of his fucking life in a cell!

Aw,crap.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

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Regarding "Candy Girls": Isn't First "Ladies" of HipHop an oxymoron?

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NaNoop's picture

I forgot to say that Anna was just as guilty as Howard in the manipulating for profit department. She damn well was in on it all, he just had the legal knowledge on how to do it, and she was the bait for suckers.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

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I hope he gets fisted in prison with a pair of Homo Depot hers & hers garden pliers!!

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Submitted by Snarkley on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:24am.

I've always thought that this bastard murdered her and Daniel both. Maybe not directly, but he caused it to happen because they were standing between him and millions.

If one were to believe the accounts of the housekeepers/nannys after this all went down, he was a heartless and not the least bit loving toward his possession otherwise known as Anna.
He wouldn't show the slightest concern for her unless there were cameras rolling.
I think he definitely wanted Daniel out of her life, or anybody who would compromise his hold over Anna. She was such a drugged out mess, especially once her son was gone. NOt that she wasn't a drugged out mess every other day of the year. Howard was all about manipulating the law to profit those assholes and making money even if they had to lie, cheat, and steal to get it.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

Dallas's picture

NaNoop ~ Yes, this mofo is out of jail. He walked in and out quickly! No problem posting the 20k bail. Frankly, I think 20k was to lenient. It should have been more like 200k..........this son of a bitch needs to spend the rest of his fucking life in a cell!

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*looks for blankie*

*cries*

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Deb's picture

Whole lotta ugly this morning! I keep going back to the Leo DiCaprio look-alike to soothe my eyes.

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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Snarkley's picture

I've always thought that this bastard murdered her and Daniel both. Maybe not directly, but he caused it to happen because they were standing between him and millions.

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DeeDee's picture

Howard Stern is one creepy mo' fo'. I hope he is stripped of his license and serves some jail time.

NaNoop's picture

It says the bond is 20 grand (not that I have that lying around) but did this broke motherfucker get out yet? That ought to be chicken scratch for him the way he was siphoning as much as he could off ANS'ass.
I'll be laughing hysterically if this dude is still stewing in the pokey!!!

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

EastEndGirl's picture

Anyone else remember the clown video when she was about 8 months pregnant?

This fucker needs to burn for that shit.

And yeah, he killed Daniel too.

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