Better Late Than Never?

Don't color me surprised, because I'm not, but this is still some shit out of left field (and from 2 years ago). Creepy McCreepster aka Howard K. Stern is expected to turn himself into custody tonight after being charged with making a pill popper even pill poppier (yes, I made up that word). Howard K and two doctors have been accused of conspiring to provide prescription pills to Anna Nicole Smith from 2004 to 2007 even though they knew she was straight-up addicted.

In case you smoked away the memory cells which contain shit from '07, Anna died from an accidental overdose on February 8, 2007 in Hollywood, FL.

Specifically, Howard K, Dr. Sandeep Kapoor and Khristine Eroshevich were charged with 8 felonies. The charges include "unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance," "obtaining a prescription by fraud, deceit or misrepresentation" and "prescribing, administering or dispensing a controlled substance to an addict."

TMZ says each whore's bail has been set at $20,000. Dr. Sandeep is already in custody in Whittier, CA. Oh shit. Maybe OctoMommy can drive down there and entertain his ass with a belly dance. And by "entertain," I mean torture.

You know, I didn't know a ho could be charged with giving a bitch too many drugs? My weedman better not eff with me or the party is over. But seriously, Howard K. Stern should go to prison for just being a fucking creepy skeezer. I feel molested in a wrong way every time I look at his pictures. Bitch better be liberal with the Crisco on his asshole, because it's going to be a long night.

And somewhere in the world, Sugar Pie, Cousin Shelly and Kimmie are celebrating with a round of Night Train. Speaking of Cousin Shelly, let's witness her methness again in this WTF clip from a few years ago.

Okay, after watching that, the L.A. County District Attorney's Office need to also charge Howard K. Stern with whatever he did to this bitch at that time!