Thursday, March 12th 2009

Better Late Than Never?

Don't color me surprised, because I'm not, but this is still some shit out of left field (and from 2 years ago). Creepy McCreepster aka Howard K. Stern is expected to turn himself into custody tonight after being charged with making a pill popper even pill poppier (yes, I made up that word). Howard K and two doctors have been accused of conspiring to provide prescription pills to Anna Nicole Smith from 2004 to 2007 even though they knew she was straight-up addicted.

In case you smoked away the memory cells which contain shit from '07, Anna died from an accidental overdose on February 8, 2007 in Hollywood, FL.

Specifically, Howard K, Dr. Sandeep Kapoor and Khristine Eroshevich were charged with 8 felonies. The charges include "unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance," "obtaining a prescription by fraud, deceit or misrepresentation" and "prescribing, administering or dispensing a controlled substance to an addict."

TMZ says each whore's bail has been set at $20,000. Dr. Sandeep is already in custody in Whittier, CA. Oh shit. Maybe OctoMommy can drive down there and entertain his ass with a belly dance. And by "entertain," I mean torture.

You know, I didn't know a ho could be charged with giving a bitch too many drugs? My weedman better not eff with me or the party is over. But seriously, Howard K. Stern should go to prison for just being a fucking creepy skeezer. I feel molested in a wrong way every time I look at his pictures. Bitch better be liberal with the Crisco on his asshole, because it's going to be a long night.

And somewhere in the world, Sugar Pie, Cousin Shelly and Kimmie are celebrating with a round of Night Train. Speaking of Cousin Shelly, let's witness her methness again in this WTF clip from a few years ago.


Okay, after watching that, the L.A. County District Attorney's Office need to also charge Howard K. Stern with whatever he did to this bitch at that time!

Posted by: Michael K


man that shit is gritty.

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team kfed:

"Stern and Dr. Sandeep Kapoor (above right) and Khristine Eroshevich are being charged with a total of eight felonies. According to the L.A. County D.A., the conspiracy counts allege the three defendants conspired to furnish controlled substances to Smith between July, 2004 and January 2007. Stern and Kapoor were charged with one count of unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance. Eroshevich and Stern were charged with unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance between June 2004 and January 2007. Kapoor and Eroshevich were each charged with obtaining a prescription for opiates by "fraud, deceit or misrepresentation." They were both also charged with one count of obtaining a prescription for opiates by giving a false name or address. Kapoor and Stern were also charged with one count of "prescribing, administering or dispensing a controlled substance to an addict." Eroshevich was charged with the same crime for separate prescriptions. Bail is recommended at $20,000 for each defendant. We know both Stern and Kapoor bailed out Thursday night."

doc got hit too

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Submitted by Team KFed on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 9:42am.
How come doctors that prescribe pillheads their pills aren't held liable for their blatant disregard of the safety and well being of their customers, but bartenders are?

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oh, but they are. if the Dr. is found to be writing unnecessary 'scrpits action is taken againt them: loss of license, jail, etc.

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I am embarrassed to say I watched the episode with Shelley in it. Howard kept suggesting she order a steak, and instead of just getting some soup or something, she sat there and starved. I really felt sorry for her.

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Okay, after watching that, the L.A. County District Attorney's Office need to also charge Howard K. Stern with whatever he did to this bitch at that time!
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Did you see all the charges? They pumped her with drugs. So sad.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1560279/howard_k_stern_charged_...

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Like I said, ANS got plucked out of some trashy southern strip club by the old man husband, so I'm not sure why anyone expected her to turn into eliza dolittle in the first place. She was a stripper that made herself totally famous for showing her body - isn't that a strippers dream come true?

I cannot believe I'm standing up for ANS, but I can't help but think that she was way out of her league from the begining.

My main thing with Howard K & the doctors prescribing all the drugs is that if I got wasted at a bar and then got into an accident & killed a bus full of nuns and myself, the bar could be held liable for not cutting my drunk ass off. How come doctors that prescribe pillheads their pills aren't held liable for their blatant disregard of the safety and well being of their customers, but bartenders are?

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Nanoop, that was perfectly stated. I agree. ANS might have been a "victim," but she created many victims as well. I'm sure watching Danielyn detox in her 1st few days of life was not her fault either. Fucking pathetic excuse for a mother.
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At the end of the day, I feel bad for Anna Nicole Smith because she was surrounded by enablers who took advantage of her good looks, naivete, and spirit, and last but certianly not least, cash flow.

That was just a tall glass of beauty surrounded by germs and leeches.

I would say rest in piece, but it is not likely to happen.

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Howard is in trouble because what he did was illegal, we cannot blame him for Anna's death since she was a drug addict but he knew it and did nothing to stop her, maybe he tried who knows, he acted like a guy who is totally in love with Anna, and whatever she wanted he looked sad when she hooked up with other men too, he is decidedly pathetic, his law license will be removed if he loses case, the fact that he was a lawyer and provide drugs to a person, yes there is proof I remember that she had prescriptions drugs under his name, so obviously he did provide drugs he is fucked
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Ewwwww. That's what you get when you have meth for breakfast, meth for dinner and meth for supper. It's called the M-Plan. Cuz Shelly is one sick bitch for scarfing down a whacking great glass of OJ knowing full well her innards were gonna revolt - on camera. And will you put your teeth in, woman!

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I remember following the whole ANS drama, and the only time I ever felt any sympathy for her was when her son died. Anna always struck me as a hedonistic, selfish manipulator. She used the helpless kitten routine whenever it suited her or she would affect a naive innocence, but I never bought it. I believe she loved her son, but she loved herself more. I also believe Howard was not only enabling her, but taking advantage of her stupored out state especially toward the end of her life. I think he is an oppurtunistic vulture, but so was Anna in her own way, they both used people. Look at all the bullshit she was pulling trying to get the rich old guy's house, trying to get him to say the baby girl was his (after he had already had a vasectomy), basically shopping around for a baby-daddy when all along they KNEW Larry was the baby daddy. And lest anybody think I am a Larry fan, NO WAY. That little scrub is whoring that little girl out when ever he can. He isn't any much better than Howard or Anna. Birds of a feather, the lot of 'em. That little girl was doomed with Anna at the wheel (or Howard) but I don't think she'll be leagues better off, just somewhat with that dipshit Larry.
I never understood why people villainized Anna's mom, she seemed to me to be the most sincere and concerned person in that whole debacle.
It seemed that if Anna didn't have a USE for someone, or they didn't do or say what Anna wanted they were meaningless.
Just my take.
To Anna's credit, unlike so many of todays 'tards, she seemed to be gracious to her fans.

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You know, normally I'm all about an addict taking some responsibility for their own actions, but I have a really hard time when we're talking an addict that's prescribed excessive drugs by "legitimate" doctors and the aforementioned drugs are picked up and brought back to the addict by family/friends.

ANS was what Britney would've been if her dad hadn't taken complete control of her entire life. ANS didn't have a daddy. She had old man dead husband that took her outta the strip bar, Howard K/random leechers & a bunch of doctors willing to give her however many pills she wanted.

I hope that Howard K & the rest of these fucks get theirs. I really do. ANS didn't have a chance.

And I want Cousin Shelly on the next season of ANTM.

You must die. I alone am best.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 8:30am.

Morning! I totally agree. Glad you didn't take offense.
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speedfreaks loves them some oj!

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Classssy!

Fuck that. Anna was a crack head long before Howard. Not that he shouldn't go to jail for being a slimey bastard....

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EvilShoe is right. Bring it on!
As for Cousin Shelly, I laughed my ass of and then after it was gone I felt kinda bad - that is just so sad. What a mess. And she's talking about how great the night was! "And I didn't eat"...oh, really? You're kidding, why?
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After watching the video I just HAD to go read viewer comments on youtube. One of cuz Shelly's daughters is posting there defending her- despite her mother abandoning her. Just adds to the "wtf?" factor. Anyhoo- Howard is going down.

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It's time to dust off the Anna Nicole Smith tag, I feel turbulence ahead.

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When he asked methhead to smile, omg, she looked like her dentures were out of her mouth.

When she started heaving, I couldn't click the pause button fast enough. *pukes*

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What's the big deal?!!! I put on my vagamas every nite.....
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 8:27am.

Morning!! No, I got what you were saying. My two cents is she was dumb as a rock, a psych mess, and drug-inclined years before she died. It didn't take much to turn her into a mess.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:26am.
Howard is still a licensed lawyer, working out of his house in Sherman Oaks. I can kinda see these charges, if Howard was in league with the docs to keep her doped up. Ultimately, morally, just like Britney, it's the person taking the dope who's really at fault.

YES! Jesus H. Christ! Let's go after all the gun shop owners, cutlery manufacturers, & rope weavers next. It's ultimately their faults when someone offs themself w/ a gun, knife or by hanging right? Give me a fucking break.

*edited to add: I'm agreeing w/ Sheeps that it was ANS' fault -- not slamming him. I reread this, & it sounded like I was mocking him. Sorry, Sheeps.
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Submitted by get serious on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 2:05am.

I totally agree with you,the only thing it made me had simpathy for her was when she lost her son, I don't have kids but I've seen somebody loose her child, she was screaming begging to somebody to cut her damn uterus because it hurted ( and she was no druggie or fucked up perosn, a very loving and responsible mother), I Don't think I wish that on anybody, but If ANS belongs in Hell, all these mother fuckers should be there with her.
I think Danielynn or whatever her name is is better off with her father.
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Finally! It didnt take a genius to figure out that Anna was drugged for years
No metter what she was a nice person and generally beautifull woman
Her poor son was prolly drugged too
Those people need to rot in jail for taking away mother from a child
Her little girl is so cute and hopefully Larry is taking care of her to grow a healthy child
Those assholes need to go in jail

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:49pm.
Does she barf in that video? I stopped watching when she gave a little heave, couldn't watch any more just in case...

I couldn't watch either. God what a mess. The things you see when you don't have a gun......

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Cuz Shelley inbred much? Wow. Just wow.

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I kind of think this is dumb and a waste of state money. Anna had problems and until I hear otherwise I still think the most Howard was guilty of was being an enabler.

I after all the trials and stuff, didn't they conclude that it wasn't an OD but an infection in her ass from where human growth hormone had been injected that killed her? I'm pretty sure that's what the guy with the big knot on his head said after the autopsy. He's a regular on Nancy Grace now.

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No matter what your opinions are of Larry Birkhead, he and Anna Nicole's daughter is still way better off with him than any of these fucktards.

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I think Cousin Shelley enjoys more vodka with her orange juice than orange juice with her vodka.

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Anna did not strike me as the type of person you could reason with. She wanted her way, and seemed to be very ugly if she did not get it.

Living with her looked like hell on earth and Howard is a weak minded blinded individual.

Sorry, but what happened to her and her son was all her own fault. I'm just glad the little girl might have a chance at a better life.

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boo hoo i'm so surprised
i once had some friends who wanted me to take even more pills and stay sedated so that they could get all of my money...
their last names look similar to the ones for this story...same type of people
be careful while you can, guys

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i'm talking from one weedman to another :you are fucked, Howie! now give me your weed stock or i'll tell people what you've done to that poor, money-grubbing, slutty, dead Anna.

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Anna wa a human being and OVERPRESCRIBED.
It's about time they went after this wack celebrity Dr and Stern the parasite.

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In this picture he looks like the creepy kind of stalker that you call the police on.

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Bahahahaha! No kidding! It would be a kick if he rep'd himself. Maybe he'll get Baez (sp?) on the case. Who knows...

I don't mean to disparage her and his deaths, but you gotta admit that it would be pretty entertaining.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:49pm.
Does she barf in that video? I stopped watching when she gave a little heave, couldn't watch any more just in case...

yeah
this is like kill your dealer because you decided to overdose.

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Like others have said: It's about time! I wonder if they'll plead out. Any lawyers in the audience? I'd love to hear what you have to say.

I'm not a lawyer but I am studying law/justice. Anyone whose familiar with the field knows that there's always probable cause/reasonable suspicion involved....I wonder what exactly what kind of evidence popped up that made this happen all the sudden? Is there serious direct evidence or is it all circumstantial?

Be pretty interesting if he represented himself lol.

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Like others have said: It's about time! I wonder if they'll plead out. Any lawyers in the audience? I'd love to hear what you have to say.
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In case you smoked away the memory cells which contain shit from '07,

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I have a very hard time showing sympathy to a lot of celebrities...however, I am quite sympathetic towards Anna...she seemed like a genuinely decent nice woman and she seemed to truly love her kids...I believe her heart was in the right place but she couldn't think straight because of all the drugs. You can tell she's had to battle a lot of demons growing up...fuck, just look at her mother!

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It's about time - what took so long?

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Howard is still a licensed lawyer, working out of his house in Sherman Oaks. I can kinda see these charges, if Howard was in league with the docs to keep her doped up. Ultimately, morally, just like Britney, it's the person taking the dope who's really at fault.

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I wonder how Howard K has managed to support himself since his meal tickets expired/evaporated?

And Larry Birkhead sure has some immaculate timing eh? And I ain't referring to his comedy routines.

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I bet her son Daniel died the same way ~~ by fucked up people whom enabled him and Nicole. How SAD :( All for a pretty penny!! That little girl will be better off being raised by her father Larry B. IMO. Everything happens for a reason!!!

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They all knew that dumb ho was gonna kill herself, but they happily obliged her stupid ass.

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You're right but Howard's only way to get to Anna was if she was high.

So sad and yet obvious.

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That cousin iz fuckkkkkkkked up.

"Can you pour my barf out somewhere"..ewwwwwwwww!

I remember the E! episode that cousin was in and Anna said she paid to get her cousins teeth fixed but she just rotted them out again afterwards.

At the end of the episode the cousin was asking for more money. I actually felt bad for Anna at that moment.....you could tell she knew the only reason Shelly was meeting with her was to get more $$$ (for her meth habit I'm sure).

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:49pm.
Now if only they would kill the guy who impregnated Octomom.

FORTHELOVEOF!!... i'm makin' the list! give a guy with a shotgun some time to prepare, will ya?!?!

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