When Lily Allen Attacks!
File this under: This bitch needs to spend some time with her bong (and her stylist needs to spend less time with it).
Lily Allen got pap slappy in London today. Homegirl went crazy on a mob of pappies after one of them bumped into her car. Bitch got out of her car, flew a water bottle at one pap and then slapped at another. Right Hook Lily had to be taken away by her security.
You know, I would be filled with all sorts of anger if I was wearing that shit. JUST LOOK. Scan your eyes down. If your eyes haven't burned off, you know what the real crime here is. Ug-Ug-UGGGGGGGS!!!! And she's actually slapping something else while wearing FUGGS! Bitch needs to turn that fist around and hit herself! Hit herself in the damn eyes for wearing that shit. Then she needs to punch at those FUGGS, rip them off and douse them in water. Lock this ho up and throw away the key. The act of Fuggery is a criminal offense!
Looking at this whole outfit is making me want to whoop a trick. And I love how her security guard is just thinking "This bitch again...." as he slowly pulls her away.
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Times must be tough for Lily. Nobody's interviewed her lately, so she couldn't get attention with a fucked up comment.
So she decided to get physical on a pap for extra press.
This Huckleberry Hound looking flash-in-the-pan should be GRATEFUL a pap was following her!
Asshole.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Wonder if Chris Brown likes white girls?
She's pulling that guy's hair and trying to punch him! I hope the Boobies (yeah typo) drop in on her when she's free to see them and ask her to accompany them downtown for a spot of tea so that she can be charged with assault. Whacko.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
As much as I liked her music when she first came out, her Jerry Springer behavior has completely put me off her, for good.
I thought Brits were supposed to be all classy and shit?
Y'know, like me.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
As as the paps were running away she yelled, "and my current bf may have a large penis!"
Whoa...those are some hefty-hide-away thighs. Day-um. She's a big-legged woman.
I'd rather see Lily on the other end of the attack.
Maybe her feets finally rebelled. They was like, "Aw hell naw! You ain't disrespectin' my sexay in this mess no mo'", so then feets sent message to brain that said "WE ABOUT TO GET MEDIEVAL UP IN HERE", so brain thought quick, cuz that's what it's sposta do, only brain belongs to this bitch, so here's the result of Uggs Rage...but don't get me wrong, it's a real phenomenon! They's Crocks rage too...Feets ain't havin' that fuckery...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Lilly Allen, the amazing flying squirrel with a hangover.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
She throws like a girl.
Why is this chick famous? She had that one song, "Smile," right? What else has she done, besides make a public spectacle of herself?
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"Mah pussy's hangin' out!"
All kinds of wrong, I detest this whore anyway...she needs to go away and never come back.