When Lily Allen Attacks!
File this under: This bitch needs to spend some time with her bong (and her stylist needs to spend less time with it).
Lily Allen got pap slappy in London today. Homegirl went crazy on a mob of pappies after one of them bumped into her car. Bitch got out of her car, flew a water bottle at one pap and then slapped at another. Right Hook Lily had to be taken away by her security.
You know, I would be filled with all sorts of anger if I was wearing that shit. JUST LOOK. Scan your eyes down. If your eyes haven't burned off, you know what the real crime here is. Ug-Ug-UGGGGGGGS!!!! And she's actually slapping something else while wearing FUGGS! Bitch needs to turn that fist around and hit herself! Hit herself in the damn eyes for wearing that shit. Then she needs to punch at those FUGGS, rip them off and douse them in water. Lock this ho up and throw away the key. The act of Fuggery is a criminal offense!
Looking at this whole outfit is making me want to whoop a trick. And I love how her security guard is just thinking "This bitch again...." as he slowly pulls her away.
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:11pm.
Hhahaahh it does look like a plug! I never noticed that. It's a sideways wide smile face dude, the = is the eyes the D is the mouf. How long you been on the internet??
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKr2n-9p7WM
She really does yo-yo diet a lot; one day she's looking fit and the next a fat ass mess.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:11pm.
This yo-yo dieting hot ass mess should have her stylist shot, then stabbed.
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Shot and stabbed, meaning disabled, killed and fileted? *licking tiger chops*....Yes, Yes, I agree...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:11pm.
MANIMAL!!!!!!
You know.....I'm still curious.....what did you do with the bodies of Manimal1, Manimal2, Manimal3, and Manimal4?????
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:06pm.
Thanks!
I'll try one of those sites maybe that will work.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
This yo-yo dieting hot ass mess should have her stylist shot, then stabbed.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:07pm.
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What the hell is 'equal D'?.....or is that a plug?? Are you pulling the fucking plug on me????? Please don't!!! I just started walking again!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:59pm.
Hi UA!
Ah, she can be the ball girl...hope the Mets have a great season though.
Lily must have run out of coke or something...what a temper!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:38pm.
Question... Dop we really think Lilly is fat?
I mean she is not skinny and has big legs, but she is not fat, she is an fucking alcoholic with anger issues? yes, but I dont think she is fat
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Naw, bitch ain't fat...She thick...you know in a fluffy kinda way...with a lil' husk to her husky and some chunk to her chunky, but fat? No, bitch just don't miss a meal...never late for dinner...one of those gals need some extra room on the church pew, but fat? Naw, but when bitch thighs rub together, they a BBQ right there so grabs you some sauce, but fat? Naw....
I keed, I keed. This bitch ain't fat, she's just annoying as hell.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:40pm.
=D
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKr2n-9p7WM
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:53pm.
TITS! How do you get your tits to move like that...I've tried angif's but they don't seem to work on Dlisted?
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I'm damned curious now. What were you going to animate on your avatar? I could do it for you if you'd like? I'm kinda bored.
Regular pics get resized automatically, but gifs HAVE to be 85x85 or less to work here.
gifworks.com will resize small files. gifninja.com will resize larger ones. I prefer gifninja for making gifs. nice and easy... like me.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Am I the ONLY thing left in the world that has no idea who Lily Allen, Lady GaGa, Beth Ditto or Jade Goody are?
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britian's version of the US's trailer people.
I love how these twats can run into your car and YOU get to be the one dragged away by Security.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:25pm.
What'd she do with the left over material....
Car cover for her Audi sedan.
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...and then the rest???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
All of the British celebs, well mostly all would have been chimney sweeps 50 years ago.
Yeah her outfit is to' up, but I still heart this bitch.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:53pm.
Haha Lily! She looks like she can throw a good curve ball...how about the NY Mets...they could use some help.
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Hey! Leave my beloved NY Mets alone!!!!!!
Uncle is a huge Mets fan!!!!! Even got my own Red Sox fan locked in the basement.....but only for use with the hose & the lotion!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
I'd love to appreciate this attack but I just can't get behind her because she looks like such a damn fool.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:53pm.
Say unc - like my new pic? Sandbitch put the bounce in my bosoms. So thoughtful that one.
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Do I like your new pic? Geez.....you make me sound like some sort of perv. Now stop disturbing me. I'm watching tittays bounce!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:53pm.
TITS! How do you get your tits to move like that...I've tried angif's but they don't seem to work on Dlisted?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Haha Lily! She looks like she can throw a good curve ball...how about the NY Mets...they could use some help.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:00pm.
I feel left out.
Am I the ONLY thing left in the world that has no idea who Lily Allen, Lady GaGa, Beth Ditto or Jade Goody are?
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You're not alone. And btw? What I do know I wish I didn't.
Say unc - like my new pic? Sandbitch put the bounce in my bosoms. So thoughtful that one.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I love this girl
and her new album's really really good
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
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Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:34pm.
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
I LOVE the link! That was my favorite Joe Jackson song!!!!! I've only been home from the hospital/physical rehab facility for about 6 weeks now...but every single day I get up and listen to "Another World"....I saved that link to my faves....I'm kind of new to the whole 'youtube' thing......
On T: A Brit with a water bottle....sorry, it's all I have
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:25pm.
What'd she do with the left over material....
Car cover for her Audi sedan.
WTF is she wearing?!
Question... Dop we really think Lilly is fat?
I mean she is not skinny and has big legs, but she is not fat, she is an fucking alcoholic with anger issues? yes, but I dont think she is fat
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
HAHAHAH she's throwing the punch of her life, the pap looks like a mosquito buzzed on by his face
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKr2n-9p7WM
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:00pm.
meh, some marginal fat piece of shit who has anger issues
....dammit, I resemble that comment lol
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
And I love how her security guard is just thinking "This bitch again...." as he slowly pulls her away. -MKay
AHAHAHA icing on the cake! I love me a Lily Allen post. She's such spoiled, chunky twat who will never be thin no matter how many drugs she crams into her nostrils.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:12pm.
I read that Lily made her poncho out of Beth Ditto's sweatpants.
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What'd she do with the left over material....
Badap-bap! Thank you, ladies and Germs, I'm here all night. Please tip your waitresses...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:00pm.
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We don't want them either.
I wish Lily would fuck off already. Daddy dearest is probably her role-model and dealer though so someone's gotta make the money, I suppose.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
What the hell kind of GD outfit is this!
thats a stylin snuggie
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
I read that Lily made her poncho out of Beth Ditto's sweatpants.
Bitch's legs usually look a lot worse than this. So, yeah, tree trunks for sure.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I love it when these dumb fucking attention whores complains about paparazzi. Bitch you crave it so don't act like a cuntish fuckpig when you get it.
I like Lily's music. LDN is on my chill music rotation. Oh, and that song she did with Common. I'd be pissed too if some retard pap hit my car.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:07pm.
Yeah, I read it somewhere too that Lily's broke.
Couldn't happen to a nicer girl!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by breaktheleash on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 7:43pm.
Whoa...those are some hefty-hide-away thighs. Day-um. She's a big-legged woman.
In North Carolina, we refer to someone with such a build as "built low to the ground" - see also Hayden Pantyhairs.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 7:56pm.
You are so right. Didn't MK do an article recently where Lily said she is almost broke? Maybe I read that somewhere else...
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:02pm.
Beth Ditto's the only one worth knowing (and she's from Arkansas!).
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Well, that explains some of it.....Uncle doesn't know much about Arkansas either. Wait! Isn't the State Capitol of Arkansas a place named "Manrape"???
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
*shudders* she should throw that bottle at them shoes.
Her legs look sooo skinny. For her.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:00pm.
I feel left out.
Am I the ONLY thing left in the world that has no idea who Lily Allen, Lady GaGa, Beth Ditto or Jade Goody are?
Must be a UK thing?????
Beth Ditto's the only one worth knowing (and she's from Arkansas!).
I feel left out.
Am I the ONLY thing left in the world that has no idea who Lily Allen, Lady GaGa, Beth Ditto or Jade Goody are?
Must be a UK thing?????
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
meh
some marginal fat piece of shit who has anger issues. NEXT~
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...and she does all of this all while still holding her cell phone and keys in the other hand...I must say,Lily has a little bit of hood in her.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Uggs are the worst
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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