Thursday, March 12th 2009

Kate Moss Is Showing The Children Of The World How It's Done

At a Fendi party in Paris last night, the human 8-ball known as Kate Moss did what she does best while sitting with young Leonetta Fendi. First of all, she was watching Beth Ditto shaking her ham hocks so you'd be out-of-your-brains tanked too. Second of all, Lil' Leonetta is learning how to be a fucked-up mess from one of the best! You have to learn some day, so you might as well as learn from the cokey master! Although, Leonetta is sitting a little too close. She could accidentally breath in a rogue particle. At this point, she should be observing, not participating. But you know Kate asked her if she was holding.

This shit was a Fendi party and I couldn't find any pictures of Karl Lagerfeld! The zombie queen probably died for good when Beth Ditto stripped down and started jiggling her business. You know that shit's a good party when Kate Moss is boozing with a child and the living dead dies.

Posted by: Michael K


Stoney's picture

Some kids go through awful teeth phases! Actually, my mouth looked a lot like that at ten. I didn't get my braces off until I was 16 fucking years old. But they are beautiful now, so stfu sensi!

*looks at old pictures of self*

It's ok Stoney. You were just a kid.

*jumps off building*

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

That child's frock looks as if it is covered with octopus suckers.

Mother Superior's picture

What on earth is on Fendi girl's dress?
Spat-out chewing gum???

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Grmpf.

Hysteria's picture

she looks pregnant, and drinking. nice

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Sensimina's picture

I'm sorry, that little girl's mouth is a NIGHTMARE! She looks like an 18th century inbred royal with that face. Fug all around in this post.

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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again

MsHater's picture

Kate: Where am I?

I guess this is what are willing to do when you need to meet your "connection" at a random place.

some humorous line that gets everyone laughing, something smart, yet quippy.

M.E.'s picture

Beth Ditto is absolutley disgusting. She makes me want to take up anorexia.

putas's picture

Nah M.E. I think she would booze anyway, preg or not..

Does this thing ever hang out with her kid?
That dent in her nose is all I can look at anymore..
It's massive. Coke is a joke, Kate!

randy1's picture

Beth Ditto is nasty. Doesn't like to bathe and doesn't wear deoderant. What-A-Catch. And I mean like the fish sandwich at Whataburger. Shewwww.

Provolone's picture

kate moss looks HOT! beth ditto is straight up gross. Yeah, lets celebrate being a calorie dumpster.

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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"

Mother Superior's picture

Kate: Ugg.
Fendi Baby: Ugg.
Beth: Ugg.
Thumbnail seven woman: Ugg.

I can't take so much ugliness at once. Must go to sweet cats website now to rest my eye balls.

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Grmpf.

M.E.'s picture

This should stop the pregnancy rumors!