Thursday, March 12th 2009

Kate Moss Is Showing The Children Of The World How It's Done

At a Fendi party in Paris last night, the human 8-ball known as Kate Moss did what she does best while sitting with young Leonetta Fendi. First of all, she was watching Beth Ditto shaking her ham hocks so you'd be out-of-your-brains tanked too. Second of all, Lil' Leonetta is learning how to be a fucked-up mess from one of the best! You have to learn some day, so you might as well as learn from the cokey master! Although, Leonetta is sitting a little too close. She could accidentally breath in a rogue particle. At this point, she should be observing, not participating. But you know Kate asked her if she was holding.

This shit was a Fendi party and I couldn't find any pictures of Karl Lagerfeld! The zombie queen probably died for good when Beth Ditto stripped down and started jiggling her business. You know that shit's a good party when Kate Moss is boozing with a child and the living dead dies.

Posted by: Michael K


your ex's picture

Kate moss should take her cocaine-drip salivia and put it on her roots cause that bitch is looking like a dirty coke whore and that's being NICE.
Bitch is fucking wasted in all pics dozing off into LALA land, Dancing to some techno in her fucking head.

Hekki's picture

Miss Thang: I agree. I LIKE that she shoves her fatness in everyone's face. That's exactly what the plastic Hollywood anos do. I am usually grossed out by obesity, but I like her balls.

The New Improved Wyle E's picture

If I had 9 lives one of them would be to be born as beautiful as Kate Moss and to spend my life as fucked up as she is.

Don't care what anyone says, woman is a legend!

Oh, and I wouldn't let my fucking kids within 10 metres of the bitch!
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Stock Broker's picture

Never understood the appeal of Kate Moss.

She is so freakin' unattractive.

xerquina's picture

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:15pm.

LoL that's the exact vibe i got from Kate. she's more vile than Ditto.

Provolone's picture

Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:21pm.
Honey, if you can't take any negative attention, don't have a picture of a random ass ho as your avie. Just a little suggestion.

i wasn't being serious. i was just making a freddy mercury joke

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by KPS: "This will be the child whose parents won't understand why she's an anorexic crackhead at 16, since she is obviously always left in the best of care with the best of people in the best of settings..."

You're right. I'm sure her parents think they are being "cool" by letting her party down with crazy people and they are making her "independent" and "adult". No good will come of this.

Miss Thang's picture

IDK, maybe I just find Beth Ditto's fatness a refreshing change of pace from the ano bitches we see every day on this site. I do wish she didn't feel the need to be naked all the time... but I also think people wouldn't have as much of a problem with her nakedness if she was skinny.

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Honey, if you can't take any negative attention, don't have a picture of a random ass ho as your avie. Just a little suggestion.

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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again

Wow...she's aged or yeah ..no ...I guess she's pregnant again....
Well at least she survived better than Winehouse probably will

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Hekki's picture

That kid's wig is slipping back on her head. Someone should have fixed that shizzle.

No, that's mean.

She could go either way. She could grow up to be very beautiful or very ugly. We'll have to wait and see.

Provolone's picture

Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:15pm.
Hey Provolone, your tits are hanging out of your shirt.

hey Sensimina, your going to die from aids

(its not me ; P)

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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"

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Awwww.. I don't think the child is that bad. She's just going through that awkward almost teenager thing where nothing really fits right.

That's not to say that she won't be a fake tittied plastic fugwad in a couple years though.

You must die. I alone am best.

Beth Ditto is wonderful.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

As long as she bathes regularly and uses pit stick, Beth Ditto is OK with me. Kate Moss looks like a non-deodorant wearer who smells of nicotine.

Sensimina's picture

Hey Provolone, your tits are hanging out of your shirt.

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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again

Provolone's picture

Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:58pm.

Bitch can sing her ass off.

she needs to start jazzercising her ass off, cause singing aint doing the job

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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"

joe shmoe's picture

What's a little kid doing at a Beth Ditto show?

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Miss Thang's picture

The child is hideous. She is now, and she will be after she gets her teefs fixed. Her whole noggin is fucked.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

mommylicious's picture

hating on kids and fat fucks is lame.... i love beth and the snaggle-toothed kid!

Miss Thang's picture

Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:58pm.

Bitch can sing her ass off.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

The kid will either grow into those teeth or have them fixed. Kids do go through a nasty-looking tooth phase about 12-13.
Her eyes look a bit odd too, tho, and I don't think you grow into those.

Stoney's picture

Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:01pm.

AKA, Fetal 8-Ball Syndrome

Mother Superior's picture

This girl will look like Donatella Versace's ugly daughter. They are very similar. I guess they both have the fashion heir's disease.....

A picture: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00447/news-graph...

Sensimina's picture

The thing is, Beth Ditto doesn't give a motherfuck what anyone has to say about her being fat. I think that's the part about her that threatens people the most.

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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again

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what happened to that girl's face.

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Ah, Kate looks so peaceful in some of these pictures.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:51pm.

-"Submitted by KittensByKittens on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:47pm.
Beth Ditto haters are internalized fat phobes."

No! I'm an externalized Beth Ditto hater, I'm not denying it. Her fat ass gives me allergies.
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i'm with you there,she gives me the dry heaves. and she ain't even talented.

Stoney's picture

Wait, she's the spawn of the actual Fendi family? Like Fendi handbags? Oh, I get it. I thought she looked like some actress. Um, yeah. She needs to be in fucking bed.

SpiceDong's picture

Stoney,

I doubt that a child so young who is not even in the entertainment business would have an IMDB page. Right now she is only the offspring of entrepeneurs...so no much to register about her...you need to give her a few more years to create her own news items either for boozing, drugging or fucking guys/girls left and right a la Parasite or Peach Geldoff.

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Miss Thang's picture

Beth doesn't gross me out for some reason. She doesn't look dirty like Britney or Paris. She's just fat. Big fucking deal. I really like her voice too.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Stoney's picture

I also don't appreciate fat sweaty bitches who show their nasty cunts and wear clothes fifteen sizes too small for them. Meh, maybe it's just me.

SOMEONE GET THAT KID A FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH AND A FUCKING TARP FOR THAT FAT SLOB BETH PLEASE..

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-"Submitted by KittensByKittens on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:47pm.
Beth Ditto haters are internalized fat phobes."

No! I'm an externalized Beth Ditto hater, I'm not denying it. Her fat ass gives me allergies.

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Stoney's picture

I couldn't find her listed under Leonetta Fendi on IMDB or anywhere on the internet. I call bullshit on her made-up name.

She looks familiar, though.

xerquina's picture

Bette Ditto is vile. i'm all for women feeling comfortable in their fatty glory but that's just ...

fendi baby is fug.truth that money and style can't buy you good genes.

Miss Thang's picture

This actually DOES look like a good party. Not age-appropriate for little Leonetta though. Where is her mama?

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Provolone's picture

Does anybody else wanna feed this kid a carrot through a fence hole?????

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KittensByKittens's picture

Beth Ditto haters are internalized fat phobes.

That girl is 12; Fendi won't say who her dad is.

Sensimina's picture

Haha Stoney, I know she's a little kid but DAMN. That's not just the teeth, it's the gums, mouth, jaw and everything! It's some fucking Habsburg lip shit.

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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again

This will be the child whose parents won't understand why she's an anorexic crackhead at 16, since she is obviously always left in the best of care with the best of people in the best of settings...

I see a lot of clowns, but I don't think it's a kiddie party...

And her dress looks like a taxi driver seat massager...

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M.E.'s picture

Sensimina - Yeah, I see that but who the hell is she?

Stoney's picture

Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:43pm.

*stabs you in the face*

rotten_egg's picture

That Fendi girl has one fugly inbred face. Didn't she act in Wrong Turn?.

Beth Ditto should just have a heart attack and die already. I don't want to be subjected to her tacky mess of a show anymore. She's like a really bad joke at those fancy fashion shows.

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My hubby's ex girlfriend looks a lot like Beth Ditto except the ex is blonde and self loathing that she convinced she was bigger than God. She had an ego bigger than her belly. That's why she had to self-inject herself insulin 6 times a day.

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Provolone's picture

"on the cow-walk, on the cow-walk yeaaaa i do a lil dance on the cow-walk"

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Sensimina's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:42pm.

Leonetta Fendi <----- Who the fuck is that?

The little girl with really bad Jaws mouth.

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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again

M.E.'s picture

Leonetta Fendi <----- Who the fuck is that?

MickeyHolland's picture

Disturbing, to say the least. This is why you should never put people on a pedestal. Only the very strong and disciplined can cope with the side effects of fame and fortune.