Thursday, March 12th 2009

Kate Moss Is Showing The Children Of The World How It's Done

At a Fendi party in Paris last night, the human 8-ball known as Kate Moss did what she does best while sitting with young Leonetta Fendi. First of all, she was watching Beth Ditto shaking her ham hocks so you'd be out-of-your-brains tanked too. Second of all, Lil' Leonetta is learning how to be a fucked-up mess from one of the best! You have to learn some day, so you might as well as learn from the cokey master! Although, Leonetta is sitting a little too close. She could accidentally breath in a rogue particle. At this point, she should be observing, not participating. But you know Kate asked her if she was holding.

This shit was a Fendi party and I couldn't find any pictures of Karl Lagerfeld! The zombie queen probably died for good when Beth Ditto stripped down and started jiggling her business. You know that shit's a good party when Kate Moss is boozing with a child and the living dead dies.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 7:00pm.

IslandGirl is a major Ed G freak.

Are you sure she'd want you to put that out there?
LOL!

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-"Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 7:34pm.
i was just thinking the euro elite are having some fabulous freak shows, with pam anderson and beth ditto over there providing the royalty with shitz and giggles."

Ha! I think you are reading mine because this is exactly what I thought. Nobody in their right minds would hire Pamela Anderson or Beth Ditto, unless they are poking fun at them.

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Aw, I think the little girl is actually quite pretty, teeth aside. Kate Moss is still beautiful, but she looks like a drunken cokewhore here.

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tigerlilly - it looks like she does have braces, in the pic where kate has her arms raised (says a mommy who is financing some serious orthodonture as we speak). they might have pulled out a molar or something to make some space.

and i think that little girl will be drop dead gorgeous, if not 'exotic' looking, before she gets her first accessories line.

look at the coke mustache on the frizzy blonde!
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Ick. Kate Moss looks like a tranny and the kid's wearing macadamia nuts. WTF?

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 7:34pm.

The girl has factories full of Fendi to choose from.

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@ rotten egg: you must be reading my mind. or something.

i was just thinking the euro elite are having some fabulous freak shows, with pam anderson and beth ditto over there providing the royalty with shitz and giggles.

as funkadelic usedta say - ain't nothin' but a party, y'all.
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Kate is a fabulous drunken mess, and I love her for it...Surely that unfortunate looking child next to her is old enough for the braces she desperately needs, but young enough to be told NOT to wear that mess that used to be hanging from every hippy's bedroom door frame back in the '60's and '70's as a dress...Am I wrong here?

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kate moss usta be so gorgeous.....shame, shame!! as for lil' fendi....money does not by looks, she reminds me of a young tori spelling.

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Kate Moss looks fukkkkkked up...wow that bitch is tore up. Her shoes are fabulous and the dress is pretty fabulous too, but that mink shit has to go.

And that little girl is looking up to her like she's a god, where are her parents? That kid is going to get the vapors from Moss.

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Sooo just because some people were ugly when they were teens, we have no right to say this Fendi kid is fugly?. Meh.

Want to know what I see when I take a look at Beth Ditto?. I only see a fat Pamela Anderson with the shit she always does. I noticed she sort of dresses like Lady CaCa and Katy Perry, but doesn't get as much press because of her looks (I.E. fat).It's the antics she does that revolt me. She should be recognized for her "talent", right? but she's marketing herself with trashy tacky stupid antics.

And before I get off my high horse, I think the same about anorexic-bullimic asses who think I want to see their dry bones in a bikini.

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Submitted by SilverBunny86 on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:49pm.

i wish people would stop hating on the kid, she's like what 13? I was ass ugly at 13 I mean it, I may not be beautiful but I'm pretty, and that little girl is going through puberty. How many of you haters can say you looked like a fucking awesome Victoria's Secret Runway Models?
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I hope I grow up to be a crackhead mum some day. At first I was opting for being stunted on red wine, but she seems to be having the time of her life!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:01pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:46pm.

She uses an arse brush on an extenda-stick.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:58pm.
You're right, I must say!

IslandGirl is a major Ed G freak.

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At first I thought this was Kim Catrall. Kate looks pre-menopausal.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:49pm.

Yup - coke'll do that.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:48pm.
The unfortunate child looks like a young female Ed Grimley.

Just needs a major cowlick.

You're right, I must say!

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Oh fucking "LEONETTA" ugh, god...

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what?! that girl's name is FENDI??? ugly name for a fuggy fug

edit: Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:55pm.
oh she's a Fendi heir, ok. Still fug.

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@SilverBunny86
Oh boo fucking hoo bitch!

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Submitted by SilverBunny86 on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:49pm.

Oh, relax! I don't hate the kid. If her last name is indeed Fendi, she'll have plenty of dough to fix any ugly that she doesn't grow out of.

I was a geek at that kid's age, and I wouldn't blame anyone for laughing at a picture of me from then.

If Kate Moss is indeed pregnant, I'll hate on her for smoking and partying.

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Little Fendi reminds me of the daughter in "what women want". She's already prettier than the Versace girl.

I wish Kate would retire already. As for Ditto, I've been slightly smaller than her before and there was no way in hell you'd have ever got me up on any stage so in some respects, good on her.

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I love Kate's bitch face looking up at Beth Ditto.. although Ditto's giving some back! To be honest, she could just jump on her head and smother her, so bitch better watch out

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Submitted by SilverBunny86 on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:49pm.

oh god shut up, so you got made fun of too, no?

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:48pm.
The unfortunate child looks like a young female Ed Grimley.

Just needs a major cowlick.

SilverBunny86's picture

i wish people would stop hating on the kid, she's like what 13? I was ass ugly at 13 I mean it, I may not be beautiful but I'm pretty, and that little girl is going through puberty. How many of you haters can say you looked like a fucking awesome Victoria's Secret Runway Models?

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The unfortunate child looks like a young female Ed Grimley.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oL8rfGIr6Bg/SK78nsD-nzI/AAAAAAAAAZE/Oj-7pMfZjm...

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Little Fendi looks like she's wearing a rubber bath matt.

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Getting fucked up IS required when watching Beth Ditto and her ham hocks. This is a Fendi party? Who the hell allows this trash in? I mean this is Fendi dammit.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:53pm.

I washed my son (10 lbs at birth) often and the NASTY stinky shit in his rolls freaked me out.
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Submitted by Tyranny on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:15pm.

While I can appreciate the fact that this Beth chick is comfortable with her body- she sets a terrible example for chubby fangirls. But, digging deeper, maybe she is so uncomfortable with herself that she puts it out there for shock value, to make the onlooker uncomfortable.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:01pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:46pm.

Beth Ditto certainly fills me with wonder, i.e. wondering how she wipes/washes her bum if she's too fat to reach it?
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Well, she HAS shown us that she's quite flexible!

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I don't think she'd survive long in a warmer climate.

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Submitted by Tyranny: "Anybody remember the curly haired kid with the teefs, played the youngest daughter on Growing Pains? This kid totally looks like her frozen in time."

I remember that precocious little brat. She over-acted BIG-time, the way only child actors can. Good call - so THAT'S who the Fendi kid reminds me of in that photo!~

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While I can appreciate the fact that this Beth chick is comfortable with her body- she sets a terrible example for chubby fangirls. But, digging deeper, maybe she is so uncomfortable with herself that she puts it out there for shock value, to make the onlooker uncomfortable. I know if some 300 pound chick was standing in front of me practically naked, I wouldn't know where my poor eyes should go!

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:49pm.
I don't know maybe it's just me but Kate Moss always had the nicest pokies.
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LOL! Pokies! Kate is a lil' nippley in that thar pic.

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I don't give a damn about Beth Ditto's weight, what bothers me is her ugly face.

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Isn't that Britney's get-up from the VMA's? LOL!

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I'm glad Beth Ditto is comfortable with her body and on, but why must she insist on being half nakes all the time? I know it gets hot as a big girl, but my goodness.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:46pm.

Beth Ditto certainly fills me with wonder, i.e. wondering how she wipes/washes her bum if she's too fat to reach it?
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Well, she HAS shown us that she's quite flexible!

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I'm in the minority who think that Kate is pretty...but in these photos her face looks wide and warped. cokecoke-coke coke

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:10pm.

What's a little kid doing at a Beth Ditto show?

At a minimum, she might get crushed.

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And Beth Ditto. Ugh. If she isn't bathing and wearing deodorant, I can only imagine the stench.

I washed my son (10 lbs at birth) often and the NASTY stinky shit in his rolls freaked me out.

*runs away screaming*

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:26pm.

Never understood the appeal of Kate Moss.

She is so freakin' unattractive.
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No shit. And, does anyone buy that makeup line she whores out?

Honestly, when I pass those photos of her in Rimmel makeup (sp?) in CVS, I completely have an 80s flashback from how they applied the shit on her.

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I don't know maybe it's just me but Kate Moss always had the nicest pokies.
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Submitted by KittensByKittens on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:47pm.
Beth Ditto haters are internalized fat phobes.

That made me LOL.

I love me some Beth Ditto, that voice is just beautiful.

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I seriously laughed out loud at these. She is so trashed, I love it!!!

Sad that little girl is growing up around all of this.

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Beth Ditto certainly fills me with wonder, i.e. wondering how she wipes/washes her bum if she's too fat to reach it?

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Anybody remember the curly haired kid with the teefs, played the youngest daughter on Growing Pains? This kid totally looks like her frozen in time.

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Stock Broker, models don't have to be attractive nowadays, they just have to know how to pose and walk the runway with a cunty look on their faces. Look at that afghan hound Gis Bundchen for example.

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