Afternoon Crumbs
Hide your daughters? More like hide your unicorns and rainbows! - Towleroad
Matt Damon looks like Spencer Pratt in 5 years - Popsugar
Arlo Weiner is my fashion inspiration - GQ
Prince for Target: I'll take 3 of each (just in case they stain easily) - Crunk + Disorderly
Beyonce's tittays look like two partially microwaved Snickers bars - Egotastic!
Parasite Hilton and her long-lost twin - Hollywood Tuna
And Julia Roberts looks like she's terrified too - Hollywood Rag
Ottawa loves the Muff, hates Underwears - Lainey Gossip
You know you want to drizzle hot sauce on this and take a bite (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
OctoMommy really is rich. Bitch shops at Target! - Just Jared
Fat pussies got it made - Cityrag
Come on, just tickle him with your tongue. Come on! - ONTD
Pop the bong! Cheech Marin is engaged - People
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Booby Patterson is fugly. He made a HORRIBLE Edward.
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Robert Pattison is bisexual, it was even rumored on the awful truth that he and Radcliff had a little thing on Harry Potter for a bit. I totally believe that he would fuck pretty much anything if aroused to the occasion.
That said, he is ugly. I dont understand the hype over him. His brow bone is too prominent and his face is so unattractively hairy. Me saying this is a lot, considering since the last guy I dated was Russian and had the eyebrows to prove it.
If anyone is interested in more OctoMom protesting, on Dr. Phil's show there are a few businesses GIVING her cunty ass FREE shit like new wood floors, new shit for a house, and an assorted variety of other shit.
I am sure if you go to Dr. Phil's website or catch a re-run of the shows from this week, all the businesses were listed with phone numbers and everything.
Her PR hwores quit her so Ima just sayin'....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
totally loving little arlo weiner...
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nice ass...when does it open?
chica robotica - the kid that played Oliver Wood was hot!! There was something about the way he said "bludger" that made me quiver. But, Rob was so cute as Cedric too!
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"All you need is Robert Pattinson and a handful of glitter." - MK
I found that bitch Octomom a house she can afford
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3015-Monterey-St_Detroi...
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Arlo Weiner looks like a young MK.
Forget RB! It's all about the kid (LOL) in Harry Potter who had the Scottish accent! I think the guy who played Oliver Wood!
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Her ass should be shopping at Costco, not Target.
That poor beautiful bird being made to pose with that herp receptacle.
BTW, MK, that's not a cockatoo.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Twilight boy is aging nicely. When he was in harry potter, he made a prettier girl than Hermoine. Now he looks like he actually has some testosterone flowing through him with that chew toy jawline of his. By 30? If he's still around, bitch is gonna make it rain on them hoes, George Clooney style. Give him time...give him time..
I'm going to refuse to believe any of the Robert Pattinson gay rumors that are gonna be flying around. They gays already have Jake Gyllenhaal - they are NOT going to win this one.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
I hope that poor parrott has had it's shots!
Arlo Weiner rules. He's probably Sal Romano's stylist.
hmmm. why was my last comment deleted mike? all i did was state my opinion: beyonce comes off as someone who doesn't like herself;whats wrong with me saying that? and yes i read somewhere where she stated that if she could change any part of her body it would be her legs and thighs. i did read that somewhere.
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
Submitted by CeeCee: "Octomom really has no friends, does she? She's always out alone. I think she's going to go through that Shitney mess where the paps are her only friends."
She's probably like Angelina. Every woman is JEALOUS of her, so she can't trust them. They're all out to get her.
Or she's like that character Kristen Wiig plays on SNL. Penelope? Where if you have a headache, she has a brain tumor. If you found a dollar on the street, she found a $100 bill. You know the type.
Any way you slice it, she's a twisted FREAK.
MORE ARLO WEINER and way less twilight douchebaggery, for the love of JESUS. This guy is so painfully busted. STOP IT WITH THIS TWILIGHT BULLSHIT. PLEASE.
I'm beginning to wonder if Beyonce was the star mentioned in a blind item recently...the one about the diva who is on her second boob job. If it's true, I don't get why she did it. She has a pear-shaped bod and there is nothing wrong with that.
I think Robert P. is pretty dreamy, but I've seen quite a few websites that think he's had some plastic surgery (nose job, jaw implants.) I don't really care, though, because he looks good.
Julie "Mule Face" Roberts is such a pretentious, self centered, egotistical HACK! I loathe that sea hag. Another shitty movie from her.
The Twilight Dude = major gay douchewad. Sorry DListed ladies!
Matt Damon = waiting for him & Ben Affleck to make Benjamin Buttons 2.
Octopussy = F**k off and die already.
Okay...Arlo Weiner has got it goin' on. He's already hip to it and looks good as shite (except for that raggedy assed pic of him at the food store)(but hey....). If those are his true words, he's a natural born fashion icon/mogul. Me Loves Him....
The sad thing is..this GQ article has ruined my entire day. I have done nothing but refresh and stare at him. He seriously makes me feel like a 14 year old girl again......Man, I need a life or a man...one of the two!
And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
Octomom really has no friends, does she? She's always out alone. I think she's going to go through that Shitney mess where the paps are her only friends.
ISMU!!!
LMAO!! And I WAS pissed!!! Grasping bitches!!!!
Stoney,
Oh! That is kinda hot!!
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I just saw Twilight last night. I'm 43 and I totally want to fuck him. That's not wrong, right?
Hot damn that boy is sexy!!! I might have to watch that shitty vampire movie after all...
PSL- I don't dig the smoking, either. Or the lack of regular showering. But he's pretty to look at like you said and seems to be a pretty smart, funny guy.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
MK is trying to max out my blood pressure today. In the same post we have Beyonce, Paris Hilton, Julia Roberts and OctoCunt.
OctoCunt is claiming that her parents have nothing to do with buying her house, that she is paying for it all herself. HUH? Then how is she able to get her hands on food stamps? Also, it's a lease with an option to own.
Wow, Arlo is stylin'! I thought it was the kid from Ugly Betty when I first saw him.
I just don't get Robert Pattinson's appeal at all. But then again, I also don't have a vagina. To me, he is the new Skeet Ulrich.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 2:43pm.
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I don't think it's weird. It's like when Christian Bale's family was accusing him of abusing them. My first thought was that Clarisse was going to be PISSED!!!
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
ISMU:
hahahahhahahahahhahaha!
He is a smoker, which turns me off, but damn- I love to look at him.
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whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself- because I love you
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ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 2:41pm.
hehehehe
Parasite Hilton and her long-lost twin - Hollywood Tuna
Don't insult that bird like that!! It is way smarter than that skank.
did read a thing, didn't click any links. but i just had to say "oooh yummy".
my birthday is in a few weeks... which one of you betches is going to kidnap me a rob pattinson and have him delivered to my bedroom???
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 2:41pm.
HAHAHAHA! I seriously thought about you (is that weird?? :) ) when my friend emailed me the GQ pics this morning.
And you totally typed it out loud.....but that's okay because I was thinking it too.
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And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 2:32pm.
I don't get the tingles from Robert P. Just don't. There is something that bothers me about his face.
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Me, too. Mostly that it's not between my legs.
*looks around*
Did I type that out loud?
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Dude, he's got one green eye and one blue eye. Now THAT is hot.
So sad. All Paris does is run around 'modeling' for any photog that will take her pic.
Shouldn't she be going to school to become something?
What a waste of days.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 2:13pm.
Oh yeah, and Robert has a face that was made to be sat on. That is one sexy mofo.
**************************************************I could not have said it better myself..I just want to bite him. My signature completely applies after look at the GQ pics. GOOD GAWD he is sexy.
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And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
Hey Robert Pattinson is the real deal, Cheeps! Just cuz your rainbow hairs don't have unicorns doesn't mean you have to be all jellis.
That interview was kinda sad. He needs a friend. Like me. HA!! At least I would wash his clothes.
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"All you need is Robert Pattinson and a handful of glitter." - MK
Parasite Hilton with a speaking parrot would have made a great "Caption This!"
baaaaaaaaaaad double post!
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Met a fox tonight. Loved every bone in her body, including mine.
OMG those breasts do look like half melted candy bars - and not the kind you wold want to eat afterward. Yuck, double yuck. How can anyone find that photo attractive? As far as they drift, makes her look like shes laying on her back. Forget the Hudson, you could land a plan between her breasts!
Yes, korupsi, that's him, thank you! And I agree, he is a great actor.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 2:29pm.
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Hilary Swank?
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LMAO...that works, too!
I don't get the tingles from Robert P. Just don't. There is something that bothers me about his face.
Aww..hockey.
JEFFRO...this ones for you!!!
"She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on."
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Met a fox tonight. Loved every bone in her body, including mine.
All apologies to FANGURLDeeDee17 (mrsrobertpattinson@aol.com), but Pattinson's tweets are kinda conceited and smug.
Submitted by pomegranate on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 2:26pm.
Matt Damon looks like that actor, damn, I can't remember his name-he has 3 names, was up for an Oscar this year (?)...never thought he was hot.
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Hilary Swank?
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