American Idol: OMG! Is Kelly Clarkson Pregnant? OMG!
That question was the headline all over the intrawebs after Kelly Clarkon's performance on American Idol last night. They know this ho isn't knocked up. She recently said that she doesn't want any chirruns in her life. This is just their way of saying that the bitch looks like she snacked on a Hometown Buffet, chomped on a Claim Jumper and washed it all down with a Chili's. They wanted to write that when she was singing "My Life Would Suck Without You" she was thinking of Krispy Kremes. Damn. Just say it! We're all fucking cunts here. It's fine.
Yeah, bitch added a little chunk, but I think Kelly's "Stevie Nicks on the ho stroll" outfit is mostly to blame. Did this bitch not learn anything from the big-tittied frog?
Anyway, now to the whores who went back to the world of broken dreams. I don't understand how that Anooooop bitch ended up in the bottom 4? Everywhere I go, all I hear is Anoooop. I swore that bitches voted for him only because they want to keep shouting his name every week. That ho never did it for me. He always reminds me of that one IT guy in every office who gets drunk and starts singing like a fool at the office Christmas party. Throw pancakes at me (delicious), but I would have rather he went and Jorge stayed. American Idol is already a fucking extra-large fondue pot filled with burnt cheese, but Jorge takes it to a whole new level. There's a Carnival Cruise funship calling his name....
Now about Jasmine. And by "Jasmine," I mean her mother. We must never forget. And last night she brought out the elegant nails. That made it hurt even more. Can't we replace Lock Jaw DiGrossi with Jasmine's mother? She can just sit there, smirk and silently cheer. We hardly knew her!
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mopa -- i have to say i agree with you on scott mcintyre. seems nice but not a great singer.
and if gokey wants my sympathy vote, he'll have to be much sadder... so sad he can't sing.
oh, and yes, i do think kelly clarkson might be gay. it can go any which way and i wouldn't be shocked. like most people. but it's funny when it's shocking (oooo). but this -- wouldn't b shocking.
snowpiece -- i love that you quote someone from TWOP. Those posters can WRITE.
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I was sad that Hworhay got the boot move in his sock slot.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Not trying to be a bitch -- just a point of clarification: Scott is "the blind guy." Kris is the guy who is newly married, played his guitar during his number, & who Kara said helped many of the other contestants w/ their songs.
Just trying to keep us all on the same page.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
In reality, Jorge is more talented than both Anoop *and* Chris (the blind guy). Much, much more. But the Latina faction let him down big time. Not even time enuf to trim those eyebrows...that dude could s-i-n-g.
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idml: I will cosign what you said. My very 1st message board experience was AI, season 1. There are mostly older people. Season 2 was downright scary between the Claymates & the Ruben fans -- who hated each other & even made death threats. These womens are nuts.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:24pm.
Clay Aiken doesn't have a career? Since when?
Again with saying KC is fat?
rikki, the ave. age of an AI voter is a woman in their mid to late 30's. Go to the AI boards and prepare to be horrified what the frauen write about AI contestants. It makes the turds at JJ seem sane. The worst part is, they freely post their age. These woman called in sick when Daughtrey was booted. Any contestant that wants to win will court the frau vote--and deadwife is using his sob story to sway them. There is NO way in hell that turd will have a career of any kind. he's the next Clay Aiken.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Hahaha, some contestants are 'savvy' enough to pimp their lives out for the cameras in order to get votes? Yeah, because it's such a revelation that America is dumb and easily swayed when they boo the judges every time they offer any criticism (ummm, not everyone's a good singer, hos). How did ANYONE figure out that it's not really a "talent competition" when Taylor Hicks won? Or that Joshua Gracin made it so far in Season 2 when the war in Iraq had just started? ("Hey y'all, didja know I sing CUNTRY and am a MARINE?! YAY AMERICA!!!)
Yeah, that Danny Gokey looks so 'savvy' saying "My wife is dead, my wife is dead, my wife is dead..." over and over each episode. Sadly, America IS that dumb, and will probably fall for it, especially given Robert Downey III's penchant for utter, utter cheesiness. I think God made a mistake when he took the wife...
I like Kelly. I thought she sounded very good. I have to agree I am sick and tired of the judges pimping out Danny and Adam. Too early to start that crap.
Kelly is chubby, but she isn't fat like Aretha! I like her voice. I'm sick of Danny & Adam. I love Anoop/Snoopy dog!
If I ever get on the show, I'm totally going to play my "Daddy Issue" card, for real. Like, "I never had the guts to audition for "American Idol" until my daddy, whom I've haven't seen for over 16 years, finally called me up and encouraged me to do so. This goes out to all my boys and girls who grew up without a dad." *insert tears here*
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yes Mopa, that was funny, love that Cowell
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 3:35pm.
Gotta love Simon, he calls them out on that shit. He made some comment, Tuesday I think, after the oilrigger had his video in which he, of course, went back to visit the guys he used to work with and then sang. Simon said something like 'it's good to finally find out what you do for a living' or something like that.
I wish all the judges were like Simon.
don't forget the sob story of having to work on an oil rig. awww I feel so bad for the dude, let me vote for him so he can end up like Ruben or Taylor Hicks, making the big bucks.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
AI is way too over the top with the stories. What about the poor people that sing good, but don't have a 'story'?
I think they should totally do away with the stories and just have them sing.
It's really not fair that people may get put through because of outside reasons (dead wife, blind, hurricane survivor, etc) when people who might have had completely boring or happy lives might be better performers.
I'm one of the most sympathetic people in the world, almost to a fault, but Scott McIntyre is not a very good singer. He is definitely getting a sympathy vote. On the other hand Danny Gokey is a good singer and he doesn't need a sympathy vote, but I'm sure he is getting one anyway because he lost his wife.
Some of these poor people, even ones that made it through, got absolutely no airtime with stories or anything. Those are the people that deserve to be where they are. They got there because they sang good and had some star quality. They have a huge disadvantage though because they never got pimped and got a fanbase before the people could even vote.
Besides the fact, if they didn't have all the stories and fluff and just had them sing, they could have half hour performance shows instead of two hours. Now that would be an improvement.
AI is way to into pimping certain people and it gets worse every year.
Btw, I don't understand the love affair with Anoop either. He gets worse every week, but people seem to love him.
trust, MANY contestants are pimping out their lives in order to build a fanbase. Deadwife gave the producers videos of his wife--if he didn';t want to talk about it, or didn't see a clear advantage to mentioning the story, he wouldn't. Some contestants are savvy enough to know the reality tv game, and use their tragic lives to keep their 15 minutes going longer and longer.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
It does kind of put the contestants who have means at a disadvantage, & I'm not sure how I feel about that. On the one hand, shouldn't the most talented get thru? On the other hand, if you have a famous family (the Osmond boy), or you have connections in the business (the girl who'd recorded before that Kara remembered), or you have money so you can do things others couldn't, is it fair for you to be there, taking up a space from someone who could really use it? That's why I hate that the producers do that shit, I guess. I don't like feeling manipulated into voting for who they want me to.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
LOL stock, did you hear her let one rip or something "My life would pwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat without you"?
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 3:20pm.
Word!
Kelly Clarkson needs to lay off Taco Bell before performing.
ha ha Stoney: Anoop's sob story: I was an only child and spoiled rotten.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
"Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 3:03pm.
Yes PapaSmurf, the McKey commercial was so atrocious I had to vent my hate here. She's just TERRIBLE! And I didn't even really like many of her photos! And, frankly, if the prize is a CoverGirl contract to do commercials...pick a winner who doesn't look like an in-bred donkey with Down's Syndrome when she smiles. Awesome, thanks."
Best.Description.Ever. <3!
I totally was watching that and thinking, the girl who's dying is a better model than this broad. Seriously, if I had to pick between McKey and that chick to win a season of "Top Model," I'd pick the dying chick.
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I agree they are using the life stories of the contestants to make us "connect" to them or whatever. I thought it was pretty funny that that rich bitch blonde country girl didn't get through. Her story was basically "ah have a perfic famlee! Whin ah heard they was doin the auditions in Puerto Rico, ah thought, perfic time for a vacation!"
And then you have hot Kris living in the huge house with his pretty 12 year old wife and she's all "we've been mayraid five months, it's hard to be away frum hiyum"
Yeah, some of them don't exactly have sob stories, lol.
I didn't watch ANTM last season (I mean cycle) but I saw that McKey last night and I was like WTFUG!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
I watched that shit last night and I can predict this year's Sanjaya. So wrong for wonky eyed Whore-hey
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I don't really get the complaining about the 'single parent' thing. I have never taken the term to mean "the child has exactly one parent and never, under any circumstances, is cared by any other individual until they are 18." I'm sure everyone of these teenage mom hos gets help from their family. And, whether the father is in the picture or not, they are technically single if they are UNMARRIED, even if they still have the boyfriend. While yes, it would be nauseating for a girl to pretend she was doing it all herself when she wasn't, I don't really get that vibe from any of these chicks. Like someone else said, they're just discussing/exploiting their lives for the camera. So yeah, I guess I think it's gross, but for an entire different reason than Mopa.
PS Children blow. They ain't MY future, bitches.
Stoney: I guess what I said came out wrong. I don't think the contestants are playing with our heartstrings. I think the producers are looking for every angle they can to exploit these people's problems to get votes. I don't think it's Ryan either -- I think he's being told to say, "Will it be widower Danny Gokey, or single mom Alexis Grace?" I agree -- I think the contestants are just sharing their lives.
Edited to add: I'm quite sure they really pushed the "single mom" thing at least in the beginning w/ Alexis.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 3:03pm.
ok. i could've sworn there was a big rumor going round a while ago about that, and that everyone kind of thought she like the ladies.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Actually, yes bitchette, I have always kinda thought that Kelly Clarkson is a lesbian. Don't know why, and I don't for sure (my gaydar isn't the same for guys and girls, alas) but I even made that comment last night, and everyone in the room got all up in arms about it, haha. "KELLY just hasn't found the right guy yet! KELLY is AMAZING!!!" lol
Yes PapaSmurf, the McKey commercial was so atrocious I had to vent my hate here. She's just TERRIBLE! And I didn't even really like many of her photos! And, frankly, if the prize is a CoverGirl contract to do commercials...pick a winner who doesn't look like an in-bred donkey with Down's Syndrome when she smiles. Awesome, thanks.
But who has called Alexis a single mom? To me it just looks like she's being presented as a mom...
Anyway, I also think that Megan's ex may be completely out of the picture and she is in fact, by old definition, a single parent.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 2:47pm.
Who said anyone fucked 50 guys? I don't look at these women/men as sluts at all. It only takes one fuck with one guy/girl for a pregnancy to happen.
Anyone can say anything they want about their families. My point was that it is seen now almost as a badge of honor or something positive that deserves to be rewarded by being a single parent.
The meaning has also changed from what it used to refer to. Maybe I'm just getting old, but the phrase 'single parent' used to refer to someone raising a child on their own without the other parent being in the picture at all, physically, emotionally or financially for their child.
Sorry, but I think some people are misleading when they act like no other parent is involved and it's only them.
Megan, with her robotic dancing and ginormous tat, and horrific singing voice should leave AI with the quickness! She might be quirky but that doesn't equal talent or cuteness!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 2:45pm.
Look, I'm just as disgusted as you guys are about the octomom (probably more), but how are these Idol contestants asking us to help them raise their kid? By voting for them so they can get a recording contract? To me they are just talking about their life story, and it includes a kid, so why shouldn't they mention their family? Everyone else talks about their families...
Again, I'm just saying. If the others can pull the blind card and the Puerto Rican card and the I'm just 17 card and the tornado card and the wife died card and the I'm an oil rigger card, why can't these girls say they want to make a better life for their kid through becoming a famous singer??
Actually, Megan is a single mom because she got divorced and Alexis is engaged to the father of her kid, so...
It's not like either one of them fucked fifty guys and just doesn't know who the father is and that's why they're a single mom. I'm just saying.
Also, Lil Rounds is married.
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Snowpiece, which is the burn victim girl? (This season of ANTM is going to kick ass! I don't know how, I can just sense it...and it had better, to make up for the fact that fucking ugly-ass McKey won last time!!!)"
OK, I hate McKey. Did you see her lame ass "My Life as a Cover Girl" last night? Bitch cannot read cue cards for shit and she has NO personality. Isn't that what Tyra is looking for? A girl that can take great picks, has personality and can walk a fucking runway. Ugh! She has none of those qualities at all.
Oh, and I hate that Sandra CUNT. For real.
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Need some "Chocolate Thunder?" Click here:
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Mopa: I totally agree. It's like they're somehow victims & everyone should help them (like fucking octomom!)
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
so am i the only one who thinks she a lezzie?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Jasmine sucked. Why she was picked for the Top 13 is news to be. She sucked monkey butt and the worse thing about it is, she gave "Reflection" a bad name. Fuck her.
Side note, her Mom is fierce.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Need some "Chocolate Thunder?" Click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK0d2P9Hbv4
I'm probably going to catch alot of shit here, but I'm getting a little pissed off that being a 'single Mom' or 'single Dad' seems to be used now to put a positive light on someone. As if it is better to be a single parent than a married one. Not that I look down on single parents, I don't, but when did they become a form of hero?
I also think it is a bit misleading in many cases. Single parent used to mostly mean a parent whose child didn't have another parent in it's life and one parent was the only person who took care of the child with no other parent physically or financially caing for the child.
I don't think this is really the case with some of these single parents.
I'm sure it is extremely difficult to raise a child on your own. Heck, it's difficult to raise a child in an intact two parent home. However, since when did that become a way to get positive attention or sympathy, unless, of course, you are having some sort of difficulty in which you need help.
Flame away. Even I feel uncomfortable saying what I said, but I'm just being honest.
Btw, on topic, Kelly isn't pregnant, she's just gained quite a bit of weight. It also doesn't help that she is very small chested. It makes the bottom half of her look even larger because she is disproportioned.
msdebagain: OMG! You avie reminds me of that commercial where Vince is trying to sell that veggie-chopper-thing and he says, "You're gonna love my nuts..." LMAO!
i liked Kanye, but then I do have that affliction....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
omg, did ANYONE think Kanye was shitty last night? i would rather watch his girlfriend sing than him.
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i dunno, it sells itself
TEAM VINCE BITCHES.
Ricki: EXACTLY! Can't someone just win on talent? But, it goes back to the beginning: Nikki McKibbin dragging her child on stage. Fantasia did the same. Damn, I wonder if I could get a raise if I whored my son out ...
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
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Ricki: Tahlia
http://www.cwtv.com/cw-video/americas-next-top-model/short/?play=421-523...
I haaate group numbers too, but I do enjoy the Ford commercials.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Snowpiece, which is the burn victim girl? (This season of ANTM is going to kick ass! I don't know how, I can just sense it...and it had better, to make up for the fact that fucking ugly-ass McKey won last time!!!)
And I agree, everyone is getting the sympathy vote this year. And like, has everyone noticed there are like 4 young bitches with children?! And they're all portrayed as "sob stories"? Boo-hoo, you were dumb enough to let some guy dump a load in ur snatch at 16, you probably deserve to win a recording contract!!! Fucking DUMB.
For that matter, it seems like they try to make EVERYONE have a sob story! Even if they just show footage of their large, happy family it's framed in a way that's all like "Won't it be a TRAGEDY for this family to see their baby kicked off the show?!" Fucking over it. We all have DNA and families and shit. Yours can go to hell.
Oh, and while I'm ranting...the group numbers have always been cheesy and awful. Every single one in AI history. And yeah, cheesy even for AMERICAN IDOL! Good fucking god, you wanna change this season up? NEVER HAVE ANOTHER GODDAMN FUCKING GROUP NUMBER. Especially with the shit they pick to sing. (Jackson 5 medley, anyone? Yeah, I'll pass too.)
And the MUSIC VIDEOS/COMMERCIALS! Good lord, that was so fucking godawful. Sooo embarassing, for everyone involved, including the audience. AI is such a piece of trashy, cheesy garbage. I hate this fucking show. WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING IT?! lol
Snowy: I agree, & I certainly didn't feel sorry enough to vote for him, but it was one of the times it struck me that he isn't like everyone else, & that must suck. I only base my votes on talent.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."