Thursday, March 12th 2009
Who Is This Bitch?!
They tell me this is JLo in NYC last night, but I am not so sure. The face doesn't fit. JLo must have snuck into Mariska Hargitay's hospital room and stole something that belongs to her...like her fucking face! This is some Law & Order: SYF (Stole Yo Face) shit. Get Det. Stabler on the case!
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kdracofan & Miss T: Let me check if Zappos carries them, LOL
who am I kidding IN THIS ECONOMY I need Payless to come out with a knockoff
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
molotov-how the hell does the subject of JLo randomly come up while shopping of all things? unless u were shopping for CDs but who buys CDs anymore....
That is some serious special effects make up! Whew.
Wendy Ho should do a version of her own "Bitch, I Stole Your Purse" but change it to "Bitch, I Stole Your Face"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL-iWz2VhTw
Stabler would beat the shit out of her, but as long as he does it shirtless, I'm not opposed to that.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:16pm.
What's Telemundo face? One with very colorful make up?
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:16pm.
The other day while shopping my friend said "watching JLo act is like swallowing needles for 2 hours" and 3 random bitches piped up to agree and share their hatred. it was nice.
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Those are the best days. The worst are when some ho friend of mine pipes up with: Have you SEEN Angelina in The Changeling?!? She needs to win an OSCAR for that! Ugh.
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her shoes are YOWZA! I want them
she looks cute
mk: you are retarted, that's why I LOVE you
one of my LEAST favorite celebs EVER
BLECH!
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LMAO Molotov! I bet it was very nice!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:14pm.
I think they're the same shoes Posh has on in the pic on the left, but a different color. They're beautiful shoes. I really wish I wasn't (weren't?)broke.
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Everything about her just screams high maintenance.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:19pm.
angel - WTF is Law and Order SYF?
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I miss that stuff too, sometimes. MK just wrote it up there. "Stole Yo Face" LOL!
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she sure looks different! she's been getting into Skeletor's virgin blood stash i bet. cunt.
LOL @ stole yo face
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angel - WTF is Law and Order SYF?
This bitch: 1) lost a shit-ton of weight; 2) clearly had some work done to her mug; and 3) had been fucking everywhere lately after a year or two of hibernation, despite the fact that she's not really doing anything.
Countdown to dumping Skeletor on his ass...ho is looking for reaffirmation that people (men) care about her and her ghetto booty.
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Law and Order: SYF is funny. But I think she only looks like that cuz she's letting go of the Telemundo face, which I am ALL for!
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The other day while shopping my friend said "watching JLo act is like swallowing needles for 2 hours" and 3 random bitches piped up to agree and share their hatred. it was nice.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:12pm.
You know what, I think that's a wig, actually.
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I think you're right - it's a little to cohesive for it to be a weave...and I *know* her hair isn't that long...
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She has the nose of a seasoned boxer. Infact Oscar DeLahoya's nose looks better.
Miss Thang I was admiring her shoes also....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Keep going, Jello. You're *almost* blonde.
Also: her nose needs a little spackle. The bridge looks dented.
Fuck you and your dragon tales twins JLo!
You know what, I think that's a wig, actually. Her shoes are fierce. I need a pair of those.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Well, I always thought she was pretty. But does she really need all that weave with those bangs? Holy overkill, Batman!
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Dark area on bridge of that nose = new nose (again) stir that is with some Botox and Jenny still looks hood rat dirty.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
I thought she had cut all her hair until I saw the pic fron the back with a pony tail...hmmm...I have mixed feelings about this...it makes her look younger but it makes her face look rounder at the same time, which is not necessarily a good thing in her case.
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Love the plastic stuck-on pony tail.
She shouldn't have chosen chalk white as her powder colour. But she did and forgot to puff it on her neck.
Make-up looks like some baroque rokoko disaster.
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Grmpf.
she has one hell of a good plastic surgeon, i must say. i'm not going to believe she has some reserved good genes.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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stop waving at me Jello!
LMAO @ Law & Order: SYF
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Mullet + ponytail = Mulleytail
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Her face looks like it has been rubbed with sandpaper. She still looks ghetto trash, too bad she can't rub that off.
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It's the same JLo, just with flat, boring hair. Different hair styles can make people look VERY different.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
JLo now carries Photoshop with her at all times.
That's some SERIOUS botox action going on. Makes the Ice Queen look tame.