From The "Fuck Yes" Files
Normally when it's announced that a movie is turning into a gay ass musical spectacular, I get the dry heaves in my asshole, but this shit right here has made my life. Andy Fickman of Reefer Madness fame is putting together a musical based on the 1988 life-changing epic Heathers. Andy, Kevin Murphy and Larry O'Keefe have been working on this shit for a while now. They hope to get it up on Broadway by 2010.
Andy said, "'I love my dead gay son.' If you can get that into a song, then that is just perfect."
Broadway wouldn't be my first choice for this shit. It would be even better if they did it with an all-tranny cast at a dinner theater in Sprinboro, Ohio.
Seriously, think about the possibilities if they don't fuck it up. I mean, dancing BBQ CornNuts, a singing Martha Dumptruck (Andy Milonakis in his stage debut) and a riveting ballad called "Fuck Me Gently With a Chainsaw" (now I know where THEY got the idea)...this might be amazing.
Then again, it also might be a giant puddle of hot vom. And bulimia's so '87.
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Hopefully they won't hire hacks like Miley and her little friends to play the lead roles.
I already wrote the Heather #1 is dead of a brain tumor. I wasn't kidding.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 1:45pm.
MK needs to do a 'where are they now ?' segment on those middle two skanks.
That would be classic.
M.E. - What about Untamed Heart??? How could you forget Untamed Heart?!?
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MK needs to do a 'where are they now ?' segment on those middle two skanks.
That would be classic.
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Submitted by Albino Squirrel on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:34pm.
"What's your damage Heather"? as the whole cast on stage before intermission and "Teenage Suicide Don't Do It" t-shirts will be sold in the concession stand. America is turning it around people!
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Hahahaha! I'm sure "BIG FUN" black and white t-shirts will be sold too.
I'm curious to see who they cast.
WE DID THIS TWO YEARS AGO!
http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/review?oid=oid%3A380824
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and got rave reviews. IT IS COMPLETELY POSSIBLE TO PUT I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON INTO A SONG.
The Craft was nothing like Heathers. Jawbreaker TRIED to be like Heathers, but fell way short.
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And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
Get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
I loved this movie. I was 16 when I first saw it and I used to watch it on a weekly basis on VHS. This movie stood the test of time. And yeah, I would pay to see that shit on stage.
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And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
Get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
This excites me! Except they'll prob ruin it and the show will be lame. :(
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'K, MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUT!
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"What's your damage Heather"? as the whole cast on stage before intermission and "Teenage Suicide Don't Do It" t-shirts will be sold in the concession stand. America is turning it around people!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!This movie would make the most HI larious musical!!!
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"I like my sprite easter pink"WEEEEEEEZY!
snowy - yep. Fuck the haters. LOL. I don't care if my list of favorite movies include some real stupid ones. Fuck it.
Pretty Poison:
I was Veronica. My favorite color is still blue.
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you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
First you ask if you can be red, knowing that I am ALWAYS red.
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Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.
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God I was a Heather Chandler bitch in fucking high school. I converted to red on everything after I saw this movie at the theater.
M.E. I love them too and I don't care who knows it. :)
I know, Survivor is boring as hell this season.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
This is the only remake that I can actually get behind. They have to be careful, but I bet it could be good.
It's ironic that Kim Walker (Heather #1) actually died from a brain tumor.
Snowy - Young Guns I and II are two of my most favorite movies, for real.
"Shot DOWN in a blaze of Glory, I'm going down..."
Fuck. I need to pull that movie out tonight.
Fuck survivor
ME and Missy True Romance is one of my all time top 5.
OMG Young Guns II is a classic!
Gleaming the Cube is one of his lesser known Oscar worthy performances, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Pissing my pants! I would be first in line!!!!!
Missy - Yes, True Romance is a classic.
I love that fucking movie. All grade A actors too.
Tag: Why are you pulling my dick? Perfect!
I can't even put into words how much I love this fucking movie.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:08am.
true romance ROCKS!!
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Y"our society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself."
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"
3000 Miles to Graceland
Interview with the Vampire
WHERE IS MY YOUTH!?!?!??!!?
Dead Heather to Heather:
"Spaghetti with oregano, your favorite."
SNOWY - Christan Slater used to be my wet dream material growing up.
Heathers
Gleaming the Cube
Robin Hood
Young Guns II
Pump Up the Volume
Mobsters
Kuffs
Bed of Roses
Broken Arrow
TRUE ROMANCE!!!!
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zzzzzzzz......
wake me up when they make "Doogie Howser The Musical"
Stupid frat boy to Heather at party:
"I just wanna get LAAAIIIIDDD."
remember when Christian Slater was the hottest thing ever....sigh, the olden days....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Submitted by Bunny Blake Is Dead on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:55am.
This has already been done.
A theater troup in Austin called the "Off-Center" did a musical version of "Heathers" a few years ago. It was called "I love My Dead Gay Son" and it was pretty hilarious. I was surprised that it didn't get more notice and go on to off-broadway.
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This has already been done.
A theater troup in Austin called the "Off-Center" did a musical version of "Heathers" a few years ago. It was called "I love My Dead Gay Son" and it was pretty hilarious. I was surprised that it didn't get more notice and go on to off-broadway.
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I want totally sensory deprivation, and back-up drugs!
Please don't ruin Heathers. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is my most favoritest fucking movie ever. My "about me" on myspace says :
Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, 'real life sucks losers dry you want to fuck with the eagles,you have to learn to fly.' I said,'so,you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?' She said, 'yes'. I said, 'you're beautiful'
If they fuck this up, there will be hell to pay.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:48am.
I think they should make Friends: The Musical.
I think they should make Friends: The Snuff Film.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Dammit, MK! You used my favorite Heathers line before me: "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
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Rosie + Ty Ty + Vadge + Menopause = Dead nuts
I think they should make Friends: The Musical.
This is such an iconic movie! Why the hell are they going to ruin it with a f*#kin musical. Give me a break.
I had my first chic crush on Winona in Heathers. Amazing.
You must die. I alone am best.
Kevin Murphy? Like Tom Servo MST3K Kevin Murphy? Could we be so lucky?!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"
I've got mixed feelings bout musicals in general, but can't help but want to see this! How can you not love Heathers?
I liked The Craft too, LOL drama, spiders! But that chick turned out to be Veronica Donovan and I couldn't stand her.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"But the best way to say it, and I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Man, this makes me want to rent this and see it again. It's been years!! Loved it...and being a Heather myself...well, it has special meaning!
And I agree...Winona was the shit, what the hell happened?
yes! big fun and lots of oregano!
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I love how you filed this under "why are you pulling my dick" and "cornnuts"
keep up the good work. The world needs more hilarious filthy minded people like you and I
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Snowy, awwwwwwww,shucks! Thank ya kindly, ma'am!
I like "The Craft" too. Except for the spider part, arachniphobe that I am!
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