Yup, Anne Heche Is Still Insane
Here is more proof that Anne Heche's brain is living on another planet. The planet of ABSOLUTELYFUCKINGNUTS. Over the weekend, Celestia and the dude she cheated on her husband with, James Tupper, brought a baby boy into this world. The real world. According to UsWeekly, they already hate him because the name they wrote on his birth certificate was: Atlas Heche Tupper.
Atlas has a half-brother named Homer. Atlas and Homer. Just because those names belong in books doesn't mean it makes Anne Heche look smarter. It makes her look crazier. Poor Atlas. If you say it really fast, it sounds like assless. That's not right.
Just for shits, I googled Atlas Heche Tupper. The first page of images had a picture of Anne's nutso face, the sax-playing walrus, a pierced ho putting a spear through his tongue and the rest of the pictures were of dogs. That tells you everything. If you google your baby's name and the page is mostly filled with pictures of furry animals, that means it's a damn pet name! It's not a baby name.
Whoever is holding Anne's string, please let it go and allow her to float back into space.
Let's hope Atlas looks like his daddy. Cuz Annie looks fugly as hell. How Ellen D. ever fell for that troll I got no clue. She must be good in the sack or something. Homer isn't too bad of a name. I love Homer Simpson.
what is she now? an earth mother? the reincarnation of Helen of Troy? or is she still trying to convince everyone that she's the daughter of God?
she's a delusional bitch, that's what i know. lock her up already!
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''I was called Celestia, the reincarnation of God,'' writes Heche in her autobiography, ''Call Me Crazy,'' of her alter ego (who existed up until that breakdown she had last year near Fresno, Calif.). ''In my mind, I became Jesus.'' Truly believing she was from the ''fourth dimension'' and that she was ''getting messages from [her] planet every day about how to make the world a better place,'' Heche/Celestia even created a secret language to talk to God.----This creature is having children?
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it looks like celestia bagged herself a hot dude...grrr
I bet they got the idea for that name while they were listening to Beyonce sing "At last".
On the second page are more doggies, spiderman, a no kissing sign and 'talk like a pirate day'!
didn't she used to shack up with degeneres or rosie o'donnell or something?
then she was in some sort of fugue state or something wandering around
knocking on doors right??
someone refresh my memory...she does have a great body though
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:43am.
that is some insane shit!! wow twitter is blowing up and its kind of fucking too much
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Your welcome. Remember when Twitter was called Instant Messenger, back in ooh let's see 1998, and the Away Message would let everyone know what you were up to and where the hell you went. Seems so archaic now.
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Hey! what will *Tupper wear* tomorrow, Preparation Heche?
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:40am.
HA LOVES IT!!
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Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:32am.
that is some insane shit!! wow twitter is blowing up and its kind of fucking too much
thx for posting!
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Submitted by miso-horny on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:33am.
I'm thinking that Anne Heche sitcom thing has to be fake, it is wikipedia after all.
edit:Your welcome =D
And on that note Piss OUt! I mean Peace Out...
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Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:31am.
LMFAO! Thanks for that !
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Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:22am.
I can't even imagine how this got pitched to studio execs.
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Submitted by miso-horny on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:18am.
Weirdest movie plot ever.....
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i wonder if they'll make the guy a total sucker who just happens to have a big dick, the foolio type. Like US of Tara. Never watched it but i bet it's a barrel of laughs about how the seriously mentally ill is just totally like everyone else.
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Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:14am.
Weirdest movie plot ever.....
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Heche will co-star in HBO's new series "Hung," a dark comedy that centers on a well-endowed but struggling high school basketball coach.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:05am.
I don't know. I just remember the story of Kidder being found toothless and under a pile of wood or something.
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She's from Yellowknife. They named a street Lois Lane in her honour. I think the home she grew up in is on the town tour. Leslie Nelson is from yk too; they'll rename the airport when he dies.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:05am.
I don't know. I just remember the story of Kidder being found toothless and under a pile of wood or something.
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Is it horrible to laugh at that? Anne has an 'interesting' wikipedia (O_o)
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:52pm.
Hi Kitty. James Haven likes to pop in now and again to get his celeb news. It's the pits in Pittsville right now. Angie and Brad are fighting like Foreman and Duran. It's horrifying!
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Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:58pm.
even her gave the kids normal names, i think?
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I don't know. I just remember the story of Kidder being found toothless and under a pile of wood or something. Anne on the other hand claimed to be the daughter of God.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:55pm.
No one did "crazy bitch" quite like Margo Kidder. No.one.
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Margaret Trudeau gave her a run for her money.
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LOL, nah not a wannabe,just had a good time where I was at is all...and I don't have a collection of Harajuku girls like Gwen Stefani.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:55pm.
No one did "crazy bitch" quite like Margo Kidder. No.one.
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even her gave the kids normal names, i think?
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but is she still acting? or hiding behind bushes or bush
going 'BOO'
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No one did "crazy bitch" quite like Margo Kidder. No.one.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
She named him Atlas, the world shrugged.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
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Yeeeaah! (like CSI Miami) James Haven is here. Glad I woke up!
Submitted by miso-horny on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:37pm.
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I just adore wanna-be Asians.
For the love of Angelina! What in Ellen DeGeneres hell is Atlas? That poor child has atomic wedgies tattooed on his forehead with that kind of name! Whatever happened to names like James Haven? Sick.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:43pm.
I don't drink wine. Or pee or snot either.
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Well, shit...if we're gonna get technical about bodily fluids after I squish you, then I'm afraid I'm going to have to direct you to my lawyer...Now where the heck did I leave that man?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:41pm.
I don't drink wine. Or pee or snot either.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:35pm.
At least you still have Dudes in your Bushes.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:33pm.
Can I just say that I'm pissed that "Men in Trees" was ever cancelled.
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At least you still have Dudes in your Bushes.
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Can I just say that I'm pissed that "Men in Trees" was ever cancelled. I actually TiVo'd that shit...Yes, I know I was the only one in the universe..but I'm not too proud to admit it. And out of curiosity, I was just wondering if Zeus or Adonis were already taken..then again, with this bitch as his mom, kid's gotta' know what it feels like to be born to bear the weight of the world on his lil' shoulders.
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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:35pm.
Something really depressing is that if you Google "Paris" and choose images, half of them are of that skank Hilton and not of the city. That is just wrong.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed,
who will be forever known as "Tupper the fucker."
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And his celebrity clothing line will be called "Tupper-Wear."
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Submitted by LA on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 7:46pm.
She's been reading The Iliad.
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The speak 'n say version.
cy-clops.
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