Almost A Crotch Grab
Damn! Jude Law was thisclose to getting his junk handled. This would have completed Crotch Grab Wednesday. But I'm sure that grabby bitch managed to get in a good one without the cameras catching her. And then ten seconds later, the whole joint was flooded in panty pudding. I bet it was like badly mixed butterscotch.
You can't blame that molester. When you're sitting next to Jude Law, you either pour Chia Pet seeds and Miracle-Gro on his head or you scratch and sniff his crotch.
Here's Jude Law at The Box in NYC the other night. Hold up. Hand me my handcuffs. Are those bitches smoking indoors? CITIZEN'S ARREST! No, Jude wasn't hold a ciggie, but he's an accomplice. I'll have to do a cavity search and by that I mean he'll have to do one on me. With his peen. Sorry, Jude. Those are the rules. Don't hate me. Hate Mr. Law Maker Person.
The girl on the left has a strong resemblance to Nicole Kidman (but heavier)...right down to the red palmed hand holding a ciggie.
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I would have sworn that was Vince Vaughn!?!
Jude looks to be having A LOT of fun ~~~ Then he has that Hummmmmmmmmmmmm She's got her hand on my cock,,,, WTF serious look!! too funny.......
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I know he's probably a jerk but I still think he's cute.
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hey we could call that sex act "Judes Law"
that missoni sweater is way too good for that slattern.
"When you're sitting next to Jude Law, you either pour Chia Pet seeds and Miracle-Gro on his head or you scratch and sniff his crotch."
I just choked on a grape. Thanks, MK!
I thought that was Susan Sarandon at first.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
The attempted crotch grabber looks like a bloated Susan Saranwrap.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:55pm.
What's with all the crotchitation today?
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i was thinking that earlier today when the second ball grabber was posted. now it's official:
MK - you have peen on the brain!! lol!
wellllll, so don't most of us here!
;D
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Jude is so hot, those chicks, albeit ugly, are lucky. She should have grabbed a quick snog for the camera!
i was watching Shopping on IFC and now i see this, he looks like vince vaughn. oh how the hotties have fallen.
gyeah: HOLY FUCK!!! Wrong damn thread!!!! I AM outta practice! LOL!
Submitted by riverchic on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:48pm.
gyeah: You'll have to speak to my lawyer. I'm not at liberty to divulge any information at this time.
I better say something on topic: KC's hair looks like it was styled with a blender - and I think I saw the very same shirt she is wearing on a hooker in a 10 yr old episode of COPS.
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ok you're so out of practice, wrong topic LOL!!
EDIT: I have to stay on topic too so i'll go pee in the shower ;) see ya l8ter!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Ha ha, he looks plastered... Plus I love the look he has when looking down at the hand on his crotch like "How'd that get there...?"
gyeah: You'll have to speak to my lawyer. I'm not at liberty to divulge any information at this time.
I better say something on topic: KC's hair looks like it was styled with a blender - and I think I saw the very same shirt she is wearing on a hooker in a 10 yr old episode of COPS.
Submitted by riverchic on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:42pm.
Haha! Only if they come with a "special sauce!" :P
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special sauce is for special circumstances, where you locked up? and why? tell us.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
gyeah - "HEY! as a welcome back Kotter i baked some dick cookies, want one??"
Haha! Only if they come with a "special sauce!" :P
Jude Law = has been who never was. Talk about a loser. Dumb ass is riding what little fame he had until it's bowlegged.
Submitted by riverchic on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:37pm.
gyeah - Lol! Yeah I've been a dlister for a while but I've been on a 4 month hiatus. I "see" a lot of new faces in here!
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HEY! as a welcome back Kotter i baked some dick cookies, want one??
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
gyeah - Lol! Yeah I've been a dlister for a while but I've been on a 4 month hiatus. I "see" a lot of new faces in here!
i'm too new to say shit like that. :(
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
OMFG! You people slay me! God how I have needed to laugh today!
LOL I am clearly joking.
*still wonders*
what a lovely reception Stoney!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Who the fuck are you?
Submitted by riverchic on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:31pm.
Whats up, BITCHES!! I'm back - FINALLY!!!
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HEY! long time never seen!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Whats up, BITCHES!! I'm back - FINALLY!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:29pm.
Gyeah- I think it is for alzheimer's
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aw bendito Alzeheimer's is sad =( but i need me a pill to make my jugs smaller when i'm pmsing =X
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Gyeah- I think it is for alzheimer's
*googles aricept*
If I am wrong then no wonder I am typing wonky things!
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:13pm.
Hahahahah ...yeah it was a little wonky but i got you.
Is Aricept for varicose veins or for the memory>?
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:19pm.
BYEEEEEEEE!!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:03pm.
Ooooh! Sumfin tells me that Sheeps has gotten "Goosed"!
Goose is great; it's the gross Red Bull I object to. Why use fancy booze if you're gonna cut it with that? (Aside from the sugar, caffeine, and cals.)
Amateur! That's the old "Ooo I'm distracted by someone over there who may or may not be calling to me and my hand has wandered unbidden to your crotch" move". I should know, I patented that move.
*feeling litigious*
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
Why even grab Jude's used up...crotch?
I'm outta here bitches
See you tomorow
xxyxz- Yah, same here. I'm pretty good. Can't complain too much. Well... I could always complain but I think I probably have it better than many.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:12pm.
Glad I wasn't alone in that thought! Yes, I bet it's alcohol bloat! He is oily looking too, just like Vince!
KD
Nuttin much. Same old , same old
How are you?
Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:06pm.
Thank you. I need that walking stick. Just took my dosage of Aricept for the day!
By the way it looked like a retarded kid wrote my last post. It was supposed to say "I would be more hip for him to hang out with..."
See, I needed my Aricept!
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:55pm.
I thought that was Vince Vaughn at first! Lol!
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Same here. He's puffy, no?
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
xxyxz- what up, mah doll?
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Hi!!!
xxxxxyxz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wut up stranger! xox!
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Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:02pm.
They're probably in the VIP section so they can smoke.
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can you always smoke in VIP?
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I'm not diggin' the mustache look on him.
Can't you sue for secshul her-ass-ment is you fer reals grab someone? male or female