Chris Brown Quits The Kid's Choice Awards Due To "The Incident"
Chris Brown's pr whores must have busted him in the head finally, because dude got a clue and pulled himself off the list of nominees at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards. Chris was nominated for two awards which made a mob of parents scream hells naw. Bobby Brown will take his place instead. Nooooo!
Chris' spokeswhore issued this little statement today:
"Chris very much appreciates the support of his fans and the honor they have paid him in the way of nominations for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song.Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding the incident last month has shifted the focus from the music to whether he should be allowed to be among those nominated.
While Chris would like to speak to his fans directly about this and other issues, pending legal proceedings preclude his doing so at this time. Once the matter before him has been resolved, he intends to do so."
"The incident?" That's what my family calls the time I farted in the bath tub and failed in a big way. My mom walked in to what looked like me sitting in a bowl of soggy Cocoa Krispies. I was 7. Okay, it was last week.
And now you can cancel your plans to break into the awards show to replace the slime with toxic acid milked from Parasite Hilton's snatch.
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MK, I was just catching up with the "news," when your fail story made me laugh so hard I nearly fell out of my chair. "Coco Krispies" - Classic. Anyway, it totally made up for the shredded vagina story I had just read. That shit gave my lady bits the sads in a major way.
Punching bags! get your Chris Brown punching bag! just $20 and you can have a punching bag with *THIS* picture of this piece of excrement at the 2009 Nickelodeon awards...
So how many do you want?
what the hell has happened to being a kid?!?!?!
jesus, i was playing OUTSIDE with barbies, not at home on my ass watching some dumb ass "award" show for 'knock her head off brown' and all those other creeptastic pop tards.
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Nickelodeon should have yanked his ass the second all this bull shit went down!! CB is a celeb and should know better to act out in public, but he didn't,,,, so now he gets his consequences for his scumbag ways!! HOLLA!! Sure hope he pays via jail time before he really kills someone. Looking at RiRi's beat down picture ALONE, should make him do time!!! No fucking copping a PLEA LA DA!!
Whoever issues his "statements" should be fired. "Chris very much appreciates"-hmmm, could it be Yoda handling his pr?
wow barbado slim been asking for you your a friggin legand man!
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black female on bigbisexual.com and many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show so much interesting to him there, oh, really? it is nice to enjoy more about it.......
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:18pm.
Next it will be "happenstance"
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OMG, MK, I am suffocating I'm laughing so hard.
Good.
So, "what transpired" has now become "the incident". Next it will be "happenstance", then "Chris's misfortune"...and finally we end up with "what that bitch asked for"....
Please throw this piece of trash in the clink for a couple of years and toss his retarded PR spokeswhores in there with him.
Oh, and sew RiRi shut if this the kind of filth she gonna feed her kitten.
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Submitted by icedcoffee on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:45pm.
From a PR standpoint, I think this has been handled horrendously. Brown should have come out immediately and begun a campaign of contrition.
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Word. They really need to quit it with the duet and public speaking tour too if that's true. Singing and speaking together about ANYTHING would be a terrible career move. Poor thing. I thought she wanted Madonna's career. If she doesn't leave him now she can take a bow 'cause she's D-O-N-E.
GOOD Now if he would just get life in prison.
I really never listened to a thing this little dicklicker did.. but I want his career to end. The "incident" ?! WTF.. Incident my ass, stupid PR douche! You say what he did and why it would be WILDLY innapropriate for him to accept ANY award right now, let alone Kid's Choice...
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Submitted by Lek Luv on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 7:14pm.
if Rihanna decides to take this turd back, We have to respect her decision.
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Uhm, no. No we don't.
I will never respect a dumbass decision like that.
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Submitted by icedcoffee on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:45pm.
.... and I'm convinced he will wind up there eventually - if not for this, then for something else.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
you know "the incident" last month? although "allegedly" they are working on a duet song together or just in talks to forgive and forget, and even if Rihanna decides to take this turd back, We have to respect her decision. However let's hope justice is served by the prosecutors case...because this whole thing makes me sad :-(
A few years ago, I think it was on these Nick Kid awards or possible teen...but they had a live performance of "It's gettin hot in heeerrrre, so take off all your clothes" fucking guy (I don't pay attention to any of these assholes who sing crap music so don't know his fucking name). AND at the end of the song, the dude kissed his cross bling necklace and raised to to heaven, thanking Jesus for his performance. How was that shit appropriate for a kid's show?
Really ?lol.........Just heard that he is ho-oking up- with a nice gi-rl on the inter-esting cl-ub called:- ____S eek rich Co M____, really ? Sounds it is a- famoaus on-line service.
Submitted by icedcoffee on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:45pm.
Chris Brown's attorney is Mark Geragos, the guy whose arrogance got Scott Peterson the chair
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I know he's only 19 but he looks like such a fucking CHILD in that Nickelodeon getup.
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Didn't Bobby Brown have domestic assault charges also at one point?
Ugh... at this point I wish he would quit life
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somethin'bout his face make me go ewwwwwwww
I hate this dude's smug little face.
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Didn't Jay-Z threaten this dude or some shit?
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On Topic: Chris Brown can go to straight to hell for all I care.
Chris Brown's attorney is Mark Geragos, the guy whose arrogance got Scott Peterson the chair and Winona Ryder convicted of a felony for walking out of a store with some clothes. This is not to say that Geragos won't do better this time with respect to the criminal case, but you never know. Geragos strikes me as someone who yes-es his deep pocket clients to death, and is more focused on making them think they have good representation rather than actually providing it.
From a PR standpoint, I think this has been handled horrendously. Brown should have come out immediately and begun a campaign of contrition. The handling of this "incident" could not make it more obvious that Brown is not sorry at all and is simply trying to bully his way out of this. He is clearly a worthless, shameless thug who belongs in prison, and I'm convinced he will wind up there eventually - if not for this, then for something else.
You know its a weird double standard as a parent..Remember all you adults posting on here when we were teens that our parents HATED KISS, Van Halen, Madonna, Prince, Disco , Punk, early hip hop and even further back with Elvis & The Beatles & the Rolling Stones...
so here we all are today in 2009 and cant deal with our kids watching Britney and 50 Cent (which IS rotten anti black garbage I agree).. Rock and roll and pop has reached a new low musically , intellectually , socially and now we are pretty much left with corporate whores who shuck and jive for pepsi and have no message or balls to stand up to or for anything ...
Which brings us to the Nickelodeon Awards.. next time Viacom MAKE SURE that the corporate whores you choose to be sellout pepsi spokesmodels are kept on a short leash of mind control so they dont go all Ike Turner on a bitch..
I keep praying to the Gods of Rock n Roll that we have some kind of musical revolution that jump starts change and renewal after those Republican fucks burned our nations house to the ground .
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This pic of "Brutas" Brown sent my gaydar off the chart!
I think the kid is gay.............he certainly has "mommy" issues.
Breezy needs to sit the hell down and attend some anger management classes! I'm sick of this kid!
Didn't he just put a message on his MySpace page right after he left court telling his fans to vote for him? This is all his publicist, he doesn't really think he did anything wrong.
He's trying to blame it on her and have the two of them appear together and her people are probably trying to hide her.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:07pm.
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No kidding. For years I tried really hard to monitor and supervise what my kids watched on TV - but man!it's hard; I was pretty strict - in my own home but the kids would come home from a birthday party and tell me (gloatingly) that they'd watched "Dodgeball" (at 7 years old) or "The Family Guy" (at 9 years old). It's a freakin' uphill battle.
End of rant. Off to watch "Kenny and Spenny"
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:39pm.
*hands tissue to Stoney*
Parents today don't realize what really is on TV. Instead of having a "Bring Your Kid to Work Day" (which annoys the living shit out of me), parents should have a "Stay at Home With Your Kid Day" and actually monitor what the kid does.
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Yea..uh...sorry kids...I gotta back out of the Awards...don't worry it's just a little felony thing, that's all.
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""The incident?" That's what my family calls the time I farted in the bath tub and failed in a big way. My mom walked in to what looked like me sitting in a bowl of soggy Cocoa Krispies. I was 7. Okay, it was last week."
You would think that at some point my dumb ass would NOT eat at my computer while reading Dlisted. I'm either going puke, snort food and/or drink out of my nose or snort puke out of my nose. Either way it's a bad day.
P.S. I love you Michael K.
Forgetabout all the bs, this douche needs his ass beat
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:37pm.
*slapping forehead* Totally forgot those!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:39pm.
Yeah! Those are good too! (I have no idea, but they sound kid-friendly.)
Parents have to understand that they (should) have control of what their kids are watching and listening to. But they don't. Then they act all shocked when shit goes down and their 12 year old daughter has herpes and their 16 year old son is in ju-vee. I mean come on. If you let your kids watch this trash and listen to this trash they will emulate this trash. Parents who allow their daughters to even mummer the name Britney Spears or Pussycat Dolls should be ashamed. None of these 'young role models' today are worth shit and its about time parents let their kids know it.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
@ Stoney
LOOOVED double dare. I even loved GUTS. Wild and Crazy kids. I loved all that shit. What the fuck happened to the nickelodeon that I grew up with?
It's too bad that kids have to look up to dumb cunts like princess lucite and the pussycat dolls now.
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"Not only does she need an order of protection, but homegirl also needs an order of WAKE THE FUCK UP and a piping hot order of therapy" MK 3/6/09
LMAO at the soggy cocoa cripies!