Thursday, March 12th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 11th!

Human anal beads?!?!?!! Tommy Girl's scientolohole has taken it too far this time. - moistiest

Runners-up:

Pamela Anderson came up with the bright idea of storing all of her exes in her old implants. - NoAnjl

It takes a lot of balls to take your kids swimming at Jacko's house. - Team Valtrex

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Jem's picture

haha that first comment was totally along the lines of what I wanted to say, but I couldn't be so eloquent!

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Bit late but NoAnjl LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ ur d best xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Great job Team V and moistiest!! :)

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Awesome job you guys!! WTG again TV!! Wooooohoooooo! :)

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Lemon Fresh Scent's picture

lol :) Love it.

kdracofan's picture

woohooo! good shit NoAnjil & TV!

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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:21pm.
Congrats funny honeys!! Especially mah NoAnjl♥♥♥ :)

*starts blowing TV* Sorry! Damned slut reflexes.
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Thanks, but I was really waiting for Larray to finish. The sour grapes just add something, you know?

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Congrats funny honeys!! Especially mah NoAnjl♥♥♥ :)

*starts blowing TV* Sorry! Damned slut reflexes.

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Congratulations moistest and Team Valtrex!!! LOL *blows bubbles at*

Thanks to ALL my buddies - so nice to see everyone xoxoxo
Loozer Baby!
Ophelia! ltns!
Hoops!!! *licks face*
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JABIFFDUDE XOXO

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Submitted by Larray on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:52am.

Blow me

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Deb's picture

Congrats moistest, NoAnjl, and TV!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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@Larray:

I think they were better than they have been, actually...

Congrats, you funny hos:)

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Larray's picture

the winners were lame....

The Hoople's picture

TV owns this shit!Very funny.
Congrats all
especially my OG NoAnjl
::sucks on titties, kisses feet::

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tv! you go! congrats noanj & moistiest: funny shit.
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Congrats you whores!

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Congrats winners!! Very funny indeed....

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♥. ♥. ♥. ♥. ♥.

Funny stuff!!!!

Congrats fools!

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

Hey NoAngl.. congrats -- it's been ages, how are ya Sista?

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Congratulations moistiest, NoAnjl, and TV ♥. This was a fun CT to read.

funny game!! i have palyed before!!! i am sexy !! and i have lots of hot pictures , especially without anf clothes!! please go to see me on the ........suarbaby meet dot cccom !! i love u to fuck !

loozer's picture

Congrats to all! Very funny Team V!

XOXOXO @ Noanjl!

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Congrats everybody!

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Hahahahaha!!! Funny shite right off the bat!
Congrats, Moistest. WTG NoAnjl (nice to see ya back) and *smooches gamooches* TV!
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This is what happens when Cinderella is finally released in Asia....they have to make a game show out of everything!

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hahaha, congrats guys! good job!

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~~~~~ And they say trends start in California!!!

Adopt an Asian: Angelina Jolie makes kids race and the winner gets to be adopted by her.

The loser has to be adopted by Madonna.

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I hate when Godzilla farts in the water.

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Punishment at Mime College for failing the final on properly performing "The Box".

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Waterboarding on the River Khwae...

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Submitted by kylexiao on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:08am.
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....this is totally the winner right here! duh.
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Fuck you all! We don't have to explain why we named him Atlas!
Zenobian blessings be upon you,
Anne Heche
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AIG Bailout. We'd like to show you our emplyee retreat that you'll pay for with your hard earned taxed dollars!
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hampster's revenge
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

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Octomom's birth canal.

xo lyns

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New at Sharper Image!
Mini-Peeps! Self contained BioSpheres! No need to water, feed or clean. Perfect for the Office!

Hells bells, LORETTA!

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Pool Party at Howie Mandel's. This is Howie do it.

Hells bells, LORETTA!

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"honest Anne Curry, we only stuck four eggz up my cooter, but the Doctor sez some of 'em had two babies in it at once. I swear it to be true! And other then the foodstamps, welfare check and Medicaid....I am NOT on PUBLIC ASSISTANCE. HI ANGELINA!!"

Hells bells, LORETTA!

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Octo future fantasies

Call SVU- Coco's doody bubbles are loose on the Hudson!
missemily9

a picture from 7-year-old Michael K's bathtub proves that "failed in a big way" clearly understated the severity of "the incident."

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Whitney Houston's doody bubble takes the pipes to the Thames.

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Intimate new snaps of Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn enjoying themselves while on honeymoon in 1997 recently discovered.

I want to do a Poo at Paul's

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100% reliable sperm proof condoms go on sale for the first time in Tokyo. *Scientists hope new contraception could cut cases of STDs by up to 12%*

I want to do a Poo at Paul's

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Doctors approve radical new diet treatment after intial findings suggest it "could become the number one cure for obesity after jaw-wiring". Oprah is reported to be a recent devotee of the new treatment and will be filming all shows from inside the ball until she "reaches her goal weight".

I want to do a Poo at Paul's

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Opening of Taiwan's first Adult Ball Pool marred by horrific tragedy.
I want to do a Poo at Paul's

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Amnesty International publishes shocking photos of corporal punishment inside China's toughest prisons - that the Chinese government never wanted the world to see.

I want to do a Poo at Paul's