Wednesday, March 11th 2009
Just Like That: Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams Are Married
Mandy Moore and Fleabag McGreasy jumped on the shot gun bullet train and road it all the way to the alter in Savannah, GA on Tuesday. Their talking bitch confirmed this all to UsWeekly. Mandy and Ryan barely announced their engagement last month.
Try not to swallow your tongue when Mandy pops out a baby hipster in a few months. A little baby hipster who is really moody-like, is allergic to shampoo and will tell you they have no money when the bill for their two beers arrive (you know who you are).
I really, really hope Mandy's vows were the lyrics to Candy. That is some good shit.
r.o.f.l.
choosing the samepacket of haircolour off hte shelf does not mean you have things in common.
2 assclowns. Together.
Well, Mandy Moore clearly hates herself. A LOT. Zach Braff I excused with 'well, maybe he became a total asshole AFTER she dated him'. DJ AM I excused with 'well, he seems a lot nicer than Nicole Richie, anyway'. But Ryan Adams has been an asshole for the entire 10 years I've heard of him. And I had forgotten about Wilmer Valderrama.
Then again it was pretty clear that she hates herself after she started bitching about her early career and how fake it was, but continued to make cheesy pop music because she has no other talents.
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Aww, so much hate on Ryan! I agree that he looks like a total spazz in this pic and I've heard negative things about his personality but I love his music. Seeing him in concert in Atlanta next Friday! Read, after this, that he's taking a few years off from touring and getting back to writing so it seems like a decent time to settle down. Really could not care less about his personal life and am looking forward to what I hope will be an awesome show!
Ryan is a wonderful singer/songwriter. but not marriage material by any stretch of the imagination. A fuck toy just maybe.
Why is she relevant?
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This bitch can't keep a man. She had to shotgun it.
really???They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club _____Seek rich.c om ___a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!
kthrash> She's recently done backing vocals on a Ben Lee album. That much I know, anyway.
Also...she's totally knocked up.
This photo makes me feel better about her taste
http://www.tabdude.com/RyanAdams1.jpg
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That dude looks like he rides the fuckn' short bus. And yes Michael, Candy is the best shit that came out of Mandy Moore's mouth ever!
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He's quite possibly the best thing to ever come out of Jacksonville, NC. I'm not joking.
What in the hell attracted her to HIM?! He's nerdy as fuck!
I hope they adopt a child. The world does not need another boring douchebag.
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they look like every kid at my university.
Whoah, they totally have hair pins on the same side. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Mandy, you're dead to me.
I really don't know who either of these people are, but I do like her scarf.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
She looks like she regrets it already from this pic. He must smell like stale smoke and urine.
how could the man who wrote:
i wish you would
come pick me up
come fuck me up
steal my records
screw all my friends
and then do it again
marry a disney princess?
they are a bizarre match.
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Submitted by lilac wine on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:42pm
I could see myself doing that! lol
I do love his music. Ryan Adams is really talented.
Although he knows it and wont be afraid to tell everyone about it.
He looks like an idiot.
Mandy Moore is a cute girl. What the hell does she see in this pretentious asshat? I remember reading about him having a tantrum when someone screamed, "Play 'Summer of '69'" at one of his concerts. It was a joke, you dumbass! Because your name is similar to Bryan Adams'.
Why is Mandy Moore still relevant? Ryan Adams still makes music, while the last thing Mandy Moore did was appear in an episode arc of Entourage...playing herself. Hmmm.
ugh and btw, hipster is just another word for poser.
I can smell his hair jam through the screen of my laptop. ERRGHHH.
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Grmpf.
Ryan's picture is my avatar. Which makes me a loser. I thought I'd just get that out of the way.
He only had that hair for about three seconds, so its too bad thats the picture everyone keeps using.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
It's a sad, sad day. She's like a piece of soggy bread - so boring! He could do better. Well...maybe if he went back to the old haircut anyways.
the bright side: he appears well hung.
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see, roses really smell like boo boo
That's kind of what I was thinking, thanks jiggie. I gotta get me one of them!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:02pm.
ISMU- What is a freebie Fuck list??
Ppl you can cheat with, and no spousal penalty.
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Say no to men who wear barrettes!--KD
Not unless you're walking around like a crab naked.--LCT
In order for them to save money they also got a 2 for 1 deal on hair dye....apparently...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
ISMU- What is a freebie Fuck list??
He's actally cute when cleaned up. I love Mandy so I hope it lasts.
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I went to high school in Jacksonville, NC with Ryan Adams. (No joke!) I always thought he was odd, but this is really WTF?! territory.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 2:45pm.
Hey, I made it into jiggywiddit's siggy!
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Your quote is some serious, profound Zen bidness.
Preach it.
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Say no to men who wear barrettes!--KD
Not unless you're walking around like a crab naked.--LCT
Faces of apprehension much?
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
I like Mandy Moore. Wishing her lots of hippie love.
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Get the cream
She's the ONLY broad my husband has managed to get on his Freebie Fuck list. It really makes me want to hate her but I can't. And that makes me hate her even more.
Whatthefuckever.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Molotov- believe it or not, she's actually a singer who became an actor, but I don't know if she does much of either lately. I guess the last thing she was in was Licensed to Wed, which was an OK movie.
Hey, I made it into jiggywiddit's siggy!
Mandy Moore doesn't really bug me at all, but what in the hell is the last thing she's done??? I thought that broad retired and was selling real estate or something
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Dude look like Carrot Top's speshul cousin Leroi.
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Say no to men who wear barrettes!--KD
Not unless you're walking around like a crab naked.--LCT
It seems to me she overall has pretty decent taste in men. All three of the guys she's been linked to appear anyway to be nice-seeming and laid back. And Ryan's talented... so there's that.
Boring greasy, dirty looking couple. Yawn.
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Looks like they pulled a Brangelina and have been dipping into the same hair dye.
This girl went from Zach Braff to DJ AM to this. She's certainly unpredictable, I'll give her that.
Hard to say which one of these two made the bigger mistake.
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Say no to men who wear barrettes! Hair ties are one thing, but bobby pins? And skinny jeans. Barf.
Submitted by S_G on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 2:02pm.
Actually if you Google images of him, he isn't really a bad looking guy (when looking normal)
http://thelineofbestfit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/ryan5.jpg
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He looks like a fug Jason Bateman to me.
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Douchechill!
Boy, his alt/indie cred just went down about a thousand points. He's now in John Mayer territory! They are a really unattractive couple.