Shiloh Is Helping Suri Escape
OK! Magazine says that the chosen one and the robot one will soon have themselves a little "tea party." Stepford Katie came up with the idea when she ran into the holy ones at a Golden Globes party a while back. Tommy Girl is also into it, but you know he'd rather have a private teabag party with Brad.
Some source said that Katie also wants Suri to start hanging out with girls her age instead of creepy adults, but because of security reasons not just anyone can come over. The source went on to yap, "Katie loves entertaining and spoke to Angelina about having an at-home tea party with cupcakes for the girls. Katie told Angelina she just knew Suri and Shiloh are going to get along fantastically well."
The source also says Zahara is also invited, but you know that girl wants nothing to do with that crazy alien shit. Zahara already gave a big "NO THANKS" to the invite, because drinking barley water is not her idea of a good time.
And I doubt it's a tea party. Suri knows that Shiloh has snuck out of her ivory tower a few times before, so she's trying to get her help so she can finally make a break for it. Shiloh's going to bring over saucers with maps on the bottom of them and a tablecloth that doubles as a parachute.
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Sandbitch, I want Suri to teach me how to be a very strong woman!
Joining the line to be taught grace and dignity by Shiloh Jolie Pitt. I kid you not.
And class.
Oh twosie you dumb cunt.
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fuck off and die cunt. When Shiloh can make me laugh on a daily basis the way Michael K does, then we'll talk.
Michael K,
I understand you are jealous of Shiloh but there's no reason to mock her. She's a graceful and fascinating child. Maybe she could teach you about class and dignity and you wouldn't be so self-loathing.
Hello, that so isn't Suri unless they are now starting to photoshopped little kids too till they don't look like themselves.
James Haven...I knew they couldn't possibly have all the facts when the title read: Suri picked out their dresses. I was like..Yeah, and my chain smoking Aunt Edna would pick out the flowers for my wedding! As if, we all know that Shiloh would only wear a party dress approved by her uncle James for any to-do with another celebubaby. Pshaw.
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James Haven been there done that! That tea party was over weeks ago. You bitches want answers, you come to James Haven! James Haven took the girls, yes Zee attended, to the party.
There were little sandwiches and little teacups and little chairs. The setting was beautiful. The only drawback was, Sir Tommy made everyone wear dresses! Ugh. James Haven does not look good in poofy dresses. Sir Tommy wore a pink pinafore with black patent leather shoes. Kate wore a Versace off the shoulder. If you ask James Haven she was a tad over dressed for a tea party.
Sir Tommy led the way with "I'm a Little Teapot". It brought back sad memories for James Haven. When he was a child in his school play he forgot the words to that song. Pudding, apples, and juice boxes were thrown at James Haven. Teachers can be so cruel!
Anyhoo, the girls played pin the tail on Nicole Kidman but the highlight of the day was Kirstie Alley dressed as a clown juggling mini cheesecakes! The woman is amazing! She swallowed every one of them without even chewing! James Haven was so impressed he joined her "Juggling Scientologists" workshop. Unfortuantely, James Haven does not get a discount since he is not a member of COS.
Oprah was on hand to read a book from her boring assed book club. "The Story of Edgar Sawtelle" it had James Haven sawing Zzz's by the second chapter. That Oprah is long winded! She goes on and on and on. And in between chapters she tells us how Stedman ruined her good sweater by putting it in the dryer! Memo to Oprah: No one cares bitch!
After we awoke from our nap Katie decided to sing some of her favorite showtunes. James Haven had had enough! He sat through "Risky Business", Oprah, Kirstie juggling (although that was interesting), pin the tail on Kidman and a tribute to L. Ron Hubbard , but Katie singing show tunes was more then James Haven could handle.
We said our goodbyes and promised to get together once a month but that won't happen when Sir Tommy sees the mustache and devil horns Zee drew on his oil painting of L. Ron.
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That picture is sooo obviously photo-shopped, the pic of Shiloh is from a few weeks ago when she was shopping with Angelina and Zahara in the city...
Zahara says "fuck all that noise,I ain't into no cup~fucking~cake party shit!"
**gives the evil side~eye**
I loove Z!
Doubtful - isn't the stay-at-home-mom filming a role that was Tommy's before they re-wrote it for her?
Stupid though to say that Zahara would be excluded because she's black, since Suri's brother is black or biracial. They're nuts, but I don't think they're racist.
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Run, Shiloh, run!!!
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This is perfect.
By connecting The Un-Holy Brangelina's with the Lunaticologists, it is a match made in media hwore hell.
It only expedites both their public undoings.
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You wait and see.
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It seems as though they've got Suri on a diet.
I think suri looks like keanu reeves
Submitted by LOVEANGELINA is... on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 1:45pm.
We all know Zahara will beat the crap out of Suri and Shiloh, she is ghetto like that.
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What are you implying? "She's ghetto like that"? I'm going to say you're taking the piss here because labelling a little girl as "ghetto" seems so extreme...
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wow, this is the first full on face pic ive seen lately and you know the older Suri gets, the more she's looking like her REAL daddy.... I'm sorry but no one's got those eyes but chris klein.
I agree with you idiotsdrivememad. jeff will have jades kids and he's good guy, he attempted to get jade to see the light then gave up and left her, he mostly has the kids. She always left them to do different shows and he had them loads anyway. Even when she came out of big brother she wouldn't pick her kids up for a week. truth!!!!!!
so now suddenly its all about the kids, i find that strange. im sure she loves them but she loves the attention more. blaming the kids for it is just an excuse.
a lot of negativity in jade and omg its showing. you cant hold that much hostility, vileness and downright evilness without it manifesting in the body. nobody to blame for it but herself. dont forget her doctors told her she had to have precancerous cells removed, and she said No i would rather go to India big brother and cash a large cheque. again, TRUTH! Jade took money over her health. What she has now was avoidable completely and utterly.
Anyway enough about her.
The two girls are very cute ^ somehow i doubt brad and angelina would want to get mixed up with tom cruise etc because of the stigma of the "fantasy" disguised as a **religion** but who knows? I agree with the person that said they hoped these silly mags go down with the credit crunch. they're basically a bunch of lies and fabrication only without the humour. Which is why we come here ;)
Suri is a fug!
Someone like Zahara is exactly what Suri needs to put her in her place!!!!!!!!! She needs someone tough like Zahara.
PS: I imagine Suri not being able to share and wants to be the center of attention. Basically not relating well to the other kids. Kind of being the odd one out.
Please. Angie would never agree to something so feminine as a "tea party"! You know it has to be a goth get together or nothing. She probably told Katie that she'll supply the black clothing and the knives that will be used for the "blood sisters" ceremony. Crazy bitch.
I feel bad for her kids, as it will suck to lose their mom. However, just because she's dying doesn't mean she's now a great person. She's an ass who's dying. She called Shilpa a paki and other slurs on national TV. There is no fucking "maybe" about it. I fail to see why dying would somehow erase all the shit people did in their lives. If Michael Jackson dies today, I'll say, good, one less pedophile in the world. If Chris Brown dies, I'm not going to cry--I'll shrug and think, well Rhinna won't have to worry about beatdowns anymore. One less dickhead on the earth.
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Nothing cool about saying you don't give a shit about someone dying. Yeah she was a nasty bitch, yes she was accused of racism (should not she herself is mixed race though). But she is leaving a 3 and 4 year old behind. It is not a publicity stunt, she genuinly is dying and although I don't agree with the famewhoring she has done, she is not going to live for another month. So maybe we can keep the Jade bashing down
As for this story, BS. Crazy and Brangelina are, they don't want to make people hate them even more by hanging out with the head Xenu surely?
WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!! HOPEFULLY ALL THE TABLOIDS WILL FINALLY BE VICTIMS OF THE RECESSION AND DISAPPEAR FOR GOOD.
KidL-you are right. I remembered that most folks say she was actually born in December. Tom and Katie say she will be 3 in April-yeah, that's the ticket...
just because she's dying doesn't mean she's not a nasty, racist, chavtastic bitch. I feel sorry for her kid, but her dying doesn't excuse her for living a shitty life
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
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This story is beyond stupid. They are really running out of material if this is the best they can come up with.
As for Jade, I can definitely understand why she is doing this. This woman was a REALITY WHORE for crying out loud. It is not like her children will be able to collect her social security. I mean, how dare she try to secure her children's future so that they won't have to go on welfare. Jade was just as nasty as some of you are on here and look at her now. Just b/c you are a self-proclaimed nasty bitch doesn't mean you need to constantly act like one. This can happen to anybody and I wouldn't wish it on my worse enemy. I have watched a family member die from this. The pain in itself is enough to kill somebody. I can be just as wild and as crazy as the next person but I have a heart and I feel for her kids. Kids shouldn't have to bury their parents.
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qhat kind of fucking loonietard would wish a child to be a "good match" for a pedophile? Terrianne, GO FUCK YOURSELF. Seriously. Fuck yourself with something pointy, and full fo splinters in every goddamn hole.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Tom Cruise's child is looking more and more like her daddy every day.... and by daddy, I mean Josh Hartnett.
Submitted by fwanga on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 2:37pm.
Suri will be 4 next month I believe
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If you believe the BS birth story, Suri will be 3 next month. (FWIW, I believe the kid was born months earlier.)
I can't stand Brangelina, but I don't believe this story. I think they have more sense than to have anything to do with these assholes (TomKat).
Shiloh looks like chicken little got lasik
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Suri will be 4 next month I believe. Her bangs have been cut-makes her look even older. Chris Klein, your daughter is beautiful!
I don't believe it.
Tom will spend the whole time looking at Brad Pitt's ass, while Brad will spend the whole time worrying if Katie thinks his toupee looks bad, while Katie will be thinking, 'Duh' and Angelina will be texting Findland where the search is on for a perfect Laplander orphan.
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Hmmm, I didn't know that Tom was still married to Mimi during the filming of Days...well, here in L.A. I've heard the movie called Days of PLUNDER, because Tom was doing all the boys on the set. Supposedly this is why the contract with Nic came about--to er, cover Tom's ass.
Re IWTV, what I've heard about that is that Tommy Girl was very upset because of the difference in heights between him and the Pittster. He wore huge lifts so that they could appear almost the same height. I'm sure there's more to it and agree with the theory that Tom is very jealous of Brad.
As for the picture, I agree with others who've said that doesn't even look like Suri.
Holy Fawk Batman....That Surly Cruise looks just like Chris Klein!!!
GROSS!
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I know this is all BS from OK, but even so it really bothers me that the story implies that Shiloh is the main guest and "oh, your little black sister may also come, because we're nice just like that"
Isn't Serafina from his Dark Materials?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
My life is pretty dull, but thankfully I'm not at the stage yet where I'd waste money on a story about a tea party between two pre-schoolers.
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That doesn't even look like Suri! And there's no way that kid is only 3 years old.
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Suri looks alot older than "3".
that looks nothing like scienobot 2.0
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by kayray on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 1:54pm.
I call bullshit. The headline is made up. I can't see Angelina Jolie giving those weirdos the time of day.
Weirdos?? Angelina is as much as a fucked up freak as Katie is. I think Brange and Tomkat should get together and do some swinging.
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brad and angie are freaks in their own right, but i cannot imagine them letting their precious spawn on a playdate with a scient baby robot...it does not compute...
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I call bullshit. The headline is made up. I can't see Angelina Jolie giving those weirdos the time of day.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 1:07pm.
Someone please tell me who the hell Jane Goody is.
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She's a huge reality t.v. star in the UK. She was on Big Brother. Very ignorant and white trash. But now that she's sadly dying of cervical cancer, every media outlet in the UK has been treating her like she's a Saint.
Don't flame me people. I don't wish cancer on her or anybody. I have sympathy for her two children.