Eva Herzigova's Piece Grabs His Piece
It's a good thing that Gregorio Marsiaj is hand hugging his own peen, because if Eva Herzigova tried, she'd probably poke his off dick head with one of her damn bones. Or her wrist could snap off and that would just kill the moment. I mean, she's basically the size of a pencil dick. Homegirl could put a colored condom (not even magnum-sized) over her whole body, add a belt and then hit the town.
Seriously, somebody in these pictures needs to feed this ho a sand pie filled with sea crabs for protein. But I shouldn't put on the hate too much, because her bony ass landed a semi-hot Italian millionaire. And how much do you want to make a bet that when Gregorio was a teenager he was caught jacking off to the skeleton in science class more than once?
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 12:28pm.
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That photo is giving me chills. I can't believe anyone let her exist outside of a hospital, looking like that.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
She has to look like a skinny 12 year old boy or the fashion fag designers won't use her! They do not like to look at real women's bodies, you know, the ones that have hips and breasts and other yucky things.
What is Eva doing with this douche? She used to be so hot during her Wonderbra era but now she is way too skinny.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:24pm.
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Yeah, but like, in the extreme. Because her bottom half looks sorta normal if on the thin side, but her top half looks like its absolutely wasting away.
He looks like a real tool.
She looks good for her age and having had a kid. No celutite; not bad.
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
Is it just me, or in the pic of him grabbing his nads, does he look like he could be Christian Bale's frat boy, furry-tittied brother?
Flapjack Titty alert!
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Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 1:50pm.
It's called having a pear shape. :)
Holding on loosely make it appear bigger. Dude's clutch is too severe.
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Eat something Eva
hey, at least she kinda has an ass...
I must be crazy in the head or blind in the eyes, cuz I don't think she looks bad at all. I think she'd look better with 10 extra lbs on her (and a more supportive bikini top, but overall, she looks good for a 35 year old skinny chick, especially if she spent so many years being anorexic AND she's had a child....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She used to be so beautiful...she looks really ill, but better than the pics several of you have linked to.
He looks like a textbook douche.
i don't have balls, so i can only assume your own balls must feel super nice in your own hands...
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nice ass...when does it open?
She's got one of those weird bodies where you gotta keep the top ano-looking in order to keep the bottom small.
Is he a rapper? Why is he holding himself?
Looking at her, now I want ribs for lunch.
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Yikes. I do believe she has been ill, so MK's pics don't look that bad to me anymore. Check out this link - the blue lips, the fine "fur" on her arms, the sores on her lips. Not to mention the bones, bones, bones.
http://www.antville.org/img/saltyt/eva0203.jpg
It hurts just to look at her.
i don't think he's hot at ALLLL
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"You are the most beautiful troll in the world. I want to stick you on my pencil and carry you around forever."
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Who are these people and why should I care?
Submitted by moonunit on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 12:49pm.
what's that bullseye-like circle in between her two boobs, right above the string?
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Looks to be her xiphoid process.
Submitted by Rican35 on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 12:47pm.
She's gross and he's...well, he's rich. I could hit it for awhile just to get me through these hard economic times.
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go for it, girl!
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Rotten egg - you would recognize her from her Vctoria's Secret Days too.
M.E.
Yeah! I remember those Guess ads now. I can't believe she's the same woman, she used to look much better.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I wonder if it makes the same "honk" noise that a clowns nose makes when you squeeze it.
That would be cool.
second pic, or really any of the pictures where you can see her chest: what's that bullseye-like circle in between her two boobs, right above the string?
She's gross and he's...well, he's rich. I could hit it for awhile just to get me through these hard economic times.
Yuck to both.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
rotten egg - yep.There are quite a few other pics of her skinny like that. But I didn't find them.
For those of you who don't know who she is, She used to be the Guess? Model.
http://www.arcanabooks.com/bookimages/008377.jpg
She's also an ex Victoria's Secret Model, Sports Illustrated....I think she was in George Michaels "Freedom " video too. IDR.
She's actually gained a bunch of weight, if you can believe it.
Tell me her mini pad isn't slipping out while she's climbing in the boat.
she needs to gain at least 20lbs
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
There is absolutely nothing hot about being this thin. She looks gross and he reminds me of that greasy douche Brandon Davis. Blech!
Yep, I wiki'd this ho and it turns out they have a son born in 2007. Really?? Are you sh!tting me?? I mean, c'mon, she makes St. Angie looks like a porker!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Not to sound like a bitch, but who is she?
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Wow. That is WAY too thin. Yuck.
And he does look like a mega super-douche.
Her body looks like shit from chronic, true, malnutrition.
She needs to eat something.
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She has the body of a 65 year old not a 35 year old.
gross~ btw who are these people? I've never heard of either lol.
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That's HER?. Not that she has improved much, but even her nipple is trying to escape, yelling for help.
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I love the line about the skeleton in science class.
We used to have a lot of fun with ours.
(nothing kinky)
Someone forced feed this bitch a sandwhich stat!
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Who is hell is she...and why do I even care. I guess I don't.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
damn! Thank god for my Hipanish Curves.
I wouldn't want to look like this EVER!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Didn't she have a kid not too long ago?
she looks disgusting.
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- Lindsay Lohan, after being ditched in Vegas by The Ronson
These two will always be on my mind whenever I eat a bowl of red beans (one of them is the size of his peen-age) and rice (one of them is the size of whoever this chick is).
I dont know, sounds like one of those Croatian or Slovakian last names. But if he really is Italian God bless him and his supermodel certified dick and God bless our cheeses
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
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Doesn't even look like the same person.