Morning Wood

Diddy is a total asshat who needs to be erased from the face of humanity. Words fail me in describing how much I despise him and his defense of Chris Brown.

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“Yes, baboons are evil. Anything that steals your windscreen wipers while waving a red bum in your face is the work of the dark side." ~~ Graham Norton

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:23pm.
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Please explain your avi. Who is that a pic of?

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I like collecting weird pictures. Old pictures.
I adored how this lady lived with this hairstyle that was later stolen by no other than that The Prodigy singer.
She's an icon.

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:29pm.
Total and utter agreement from me.
All is yesterday's news and dugg out from ancient archives covered in spider webs and dust.
I left that side almost a year ago and came to meet the glorious poetry of MK.

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The reason DListed is so popular is the
writing style of MK. Not a soul on any
other blog even comes close.

********* So so true. Together with a Wiki load of swear words are witt and intelligence and creativity.
MK could even make Renee Zellweger move her face to a smile.
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Grmpf.

I want a pink rose topiary too:(

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

Aww Shitshit is workin so hard, y'awll!! Why do pedicures if you bite your toenails? Maybe she's gettin acrylics LOL

OMG the Barbie house is neato! That bitch really DOES have everything!

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

Barbie's dream house was decorated by some guidette from New Jersey. I'm convinced.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:23pm.
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Please explain your avi. Who is that a pic of?

Total and utter agreement from me.
All is yesterday's news and dugg out from ancient archives covered in spider webs and dust.
I left that side almost a year ago and came to meet the glorious poetry of MK.

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The reason DListed is so popular is the
writing style of MK. Not a soul on any
other blog even comes close.

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:19pm.
That Aniston interview is so damn old! Hello should be ashamed of themselves. They basically took stuff that she said recently and meshed it with quotes she made right after her separation. What a bunch of assholes.

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I like how the blog pretends that they don't know the article is old. Even commenting in the comments. Even asking the readers if they should cancel subscription to Hello. Everyone left there and came here. Suddenly the gossip sleuth who loves to 'out' fake gossip is being duped?
Aw, go give 'em a click, wouldya?

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Total and utter agreement from me.
All is yesterday's news and dugg out from ancient archives covered in spider webs and dust.
I left that side almost a year ago and came to meet the glorious poetry of MK.

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Grmpf.

Celebslam, you could go to any Catholic High School on Long Island and find at least 5 shanty look-a-likes of Lohan. They are a dime a dozen!

Submitted by pantz on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 12:16pm.
Go Jen. You are so hot: http://www.actressscene.com/search/label/Jennifer%20Aniston

Oufff....they are such bad actresses!
The missing played-in laughter that we got at Friends creates this uncomfortable silence (especially after the 'I don't know, Tina. Would you?' that a piece of wood could have acted better).

I think both are past the best by date :D

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Grmpf.

That Aniston interview is so damn old! Hello should be ashamed of themselves. They basically took stuff that she said recently and meshed it with quotes she made right after her separation. What a bunch of assholes.

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I like how the blog pretends that they don't know the article is old. Even commenting in the comments. Even asking the readers if they should cancel subscription to Hello. Everyone left there and came here. Suddenly the gossip sleuth who loves to 'out' fake gossip is being duped?
Aw, go give 'em a click, wouldya?

Aniston didn't talk to her mother or talk about her mother for years and yet she's still yapping about a man who was fucking another woman behind her back? No talent hag.

Aniston, PULEEZE STFU about how much you love and miss Brad and woe is me, I shall NEVAR love another like him, etc. The pity party is so over. Go and diddle the douchebag while you still have his attention.

Wow look at all the hair Tori bought!

Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:20am.
Sure sounds like the spin they're trying to put on it is that somehow Rihanna must've done something to set Chris off. FUCK THAT BULLSHIT!!! I don't care if she called his Nana a 3-headed dirty dildo - you don't BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ANOTHER PERSON LIKE THAT - especially one you "love."

ITA. Diddy first tried to get out of talking about it at all, then did his little "I don't think it's right for anybody to hit anybody" but then ended with "we don't know what happened, you weren't in the car, I wasn't in the car". That Tina Davis post on TMZ yesterday had about 85% of the posts saying "she gonna hit a man, she should expect to get it back". Seemed like a whole lotta damage control from Brown's camp in those comments. I fear for society if allll those posts were people who actually felt like that. She slapped him for cheating on her, so she deserves to get the shit beaten out of her and get bitten? Really?? Good on Ellen for trying to make him accountable for his part.

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i love ellen more than i already did. ellen is a role model for all girls.

that Alex McCord is a woman? she looks more manly than 300's Leonidas. sorry Leonidas.

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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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HI KD!!! it's a CD cover. Phish. Billy Breathes =)

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Welcome to the machine

Happiness is a warm gun

Hi Miss priss!! Who is in your avie?

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PSL - LMFAO! Yes, I knew I remembered that right!

If her feet smell that bad, imagine her twat!?!?

*barfs*"

Eww! That's a nasty visual, but it could involve pee, sweat and cooter juices brewed under anaerobic conditions.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

hey all!

OMG!!!! Tori!!! I can't wait for this album to come out

and the Barbie house was all kinds of wrong. I mean the bitch don't even live there. Oh and WTF were those Kardashians doing there?

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Welcome to the machine

Happiness is a warm gun

Go Jen. You are so hot: http://www.actressscene.com/search/label/Jennifer%20Aniston

Barbie House: total blasphemy. Everyone knows Barbie wouldn't stand for any orange/red in her house, or those nasty prints. Just pink, pink, pink. Maybe a splash of violet.

Also did anyone notice that the new Barbie is skinnier than the original Barbie (who was pretty freaking skinny herself)?

Ugh.

OMG! I want my convertible Beetle to be tricked out like Barbie's!!

Mr. Sally would stop borrowing it! Yep!!!

PSL - LMFAO! Yes, I knew I remembered that right!

If her feet smell that bad, imagine her twat!?!?

*barfs*

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:57am.
drama

You need to pack up Mr. and little Mr. and come for a visit

K! It'll have to be in a few weeks, though. One week from today Mr. DQ & I leave for Gatlinburg, & then Bristol, baby! (I'm sooooooooooooo ready for a break!)
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

M.E., hahahahah...yes, she was on a flight with KFed somewhere, and they asked her to put her shoes back on....lol

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"Did she leave in her car??? Did she fucking leave???"
- Lindsay Lohan, after being ditched in Vegas by The Ronson

well, shit. the Ellen link won't open for me. always loved that girl.

at the same time, the audience games aren't funny at all. in fact, they're getting borderline weird. she's always blindfolding people and making them catch things with their mouths. possible control issues there

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drama

You need to pack up Mr. and little Mr. and come for a visit

That Aniston interview is so damn old! Hello should be ashamed of themselves. They basically took stuff that she said recently and meshed it with quotes she made right after her separation. What a bunch of assholes.

Also, when Jen reflects on one person she will always love - she said they were separated by forces beyond their control - Everyone assumes it's Pitt - but it obviously isn't. She even states that "they were young". The Pitt split could've been avoided and was within their control. This sounds like someone from her youth. She doesn't harp on her love for Pitt - everyone else does.

Wasn't it back on the Onyx tour that someone on the airplane with her said her feet reeked to high heaven?

I believe it. She is complete trash.

Sally: Lucky you! Our temp started out in the 50s & is supposed to fall all day -- ending in the 30s tonight. BOO!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Yuck! that dude giving Shitters a pedicure doesn't need latex gloves, he needs a full bio-hazard protection suit. I remember reading somewhere that Shitter's feet smell worse than a decaying corpse. I agree, she looks chunkier by the minute and she's back to the same old... fraps, those ridiculous home-ripped shorts, stupid boots, bikinis, messy hair, ugly clothes, spend hours and hours laying down by the pool like a lazy cow with low metabolism, etc. What's next? to court the paps again?. Flash her saggy vagina?.

Aniston on Pitt: lalalala won't listen! lalalala.

Diddy like the rest of those ghetto-born loser rappers should shut the fuck up and die. Period. Besides, why is anyone still trying to defend Rihanna when it's obvious she's a complete idiot and do not deserve anyone's attention and effort. Not mine, at least. I don't care about the ghetto fuckers all around her, like Diddy, Brown or Jay-Z or what they have to say.

Edit to add: that idiot interior designer of the Malibu Barbie fiasco should be shot, that stupid house looks so amateur. A chandelier made out of Barbie hair? really? how damn tacky is that?. I'm sure a DIY-enthusiast could come up with better ideas.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

dramaqueen

I'm ai'ight. I hate being tied to this bleeding desk all day though! Weather is on the 70's so I'm taking a nice long walk for my lunch hour today.

First, how in holy cheesecake hell is Brit Brit GAINING weight on tour? Makes no sense. One of her many handlers needs to put a padlock on the fridge. Or, on second thought, since she could probably run her ever-expanding ass off to the nearest KFC as an alternative, they should handcuff her in-between shows.

Second, IF that is a new interview, and a real one, which I doubt, Jen's an idiot. I get that she "doesn't give a shit anymore" and maybe all this is therapeutic for her and she's finally getting to a point where she's at total peace regarding Bradders, but COME ON. Say 'no comment', you co-dependent ho!

That being said, I doubt it's recent and authentic. They may have recycled old statements and compiled them into an "interview".

Damn, pic #5 of ShitShit really shows the weight gain!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

I wonder what kind of cocktail is in her hand? We all know the bitch hasn't quit the boozing.

Sally! How's life treating you today?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

DG: ITA re "the Countess" good for Bethany also for atanding up to her but now she's getting all high on HERself for being on that Social Life mag that only wanted her so they would get publicity on the tv show!
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"You are the most beautiful troll in the world. I want to stick you on my pencil and carry you around forever."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWFGkdUre-Q

Ok, I love how whoever took that picture of shitters must have been hanging over their balcony spying on the bitch.

Hi Migraine!

Deb, I commented yesterday that I thought she'd look better than she does, considering she's "dancing" for two hours a night.

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"Did she leave in her car??? Did she fucking leave???"
- Lindsay Lohan, after being ditched in Vegas by The Ronson

Deb, I know that, but I want to know from people who have seen this mess and hear how her "performances" were.

M.E.! Deb! et al...

Happy Hum Day Horz!!!!!

M.E., Ticketmaster has tickets available for all her shows.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Deb, On Monday I tried to google to find out whether or not her "tour" is selling out/reveiews, etc. I couldn't find anything.

P.S. You know this poor pedicuring shlubb is getting no tip for bearing her stench.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:34am.

YEP! The good news is, I think this is her last hurrah. There will be no way she can shake the change out of suckers again after this lackluster money-grab. I hope anyway!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Deb, Daddy Spears is letting his 26 year old teenager have whatever she wants (food/drink wise) to keep her on the tour.