Wednesday, March 11th 2009

Muppet Murder!

Where was Peta when you really, really (the only time) needed them?! There's a sack of flour somewhere waiting to unload itself all over this butchery!

The models at Jean-Charles de Castelbajac's fashion show in Paris last night walked down the runway wearing the decapitated heads and hides of our beloved Muppet friends. Even Fozzie. NOT FOZZIE! They didn't even try to fuck with Miss Piggy, because that hardcore bitch bites and doesn't let go!

Cut to Solange Knowles in a Toys 'R Us somewhere feverishly chopping the heads off of Kermits.

Posted by: Michael K


ZiggyStardust's picture

This is the kind of thing Anniston would wear.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:22am.

PSL- You are right! I always confuse her and Westwood. They are like the same person to me.

snowpiece's picture

mmmm Kermie touching boobies!
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dramaqueen365247's picture

CE! Where the Hell have you been???? New "Supernatural" tomorrow night!
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kanderso's picture

Swedish Chef! Awesome...completely forgot about that fine piece.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:22am.
I like this shit better than Vivienne Westwood's junk. I'd wear the Animal muffler and the Kermit dress.
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It looks like the stuff Anna Sui (sp?) was putting out during the club kid days.

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devilgirl, or Betsey Johnson's shit.

UGLY.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:15am.

Ever since I worked at Macy's in college I've had a theory. I think it's gay men who hate women. I think they go out of their way to design the ugliest shit they can, sit back, & say, "Let's see how many stupid bitches will wear this shit."

I've had the same theory for years.

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I like this shit better than Vivienne Westwood's junk. I'd wear the Animal muffler and the Kermit dress.

Muppet Haute Couture... Couldn't you just see Victoria Beckham wearing this mess?

snowpiece's picture

mike it's Adam Lambert, the star of American Idol♥♥♥, remember MK posted pics of him all glittery?

and BTW I am glad you made that frog less psychadelic, I felt like I was shrooming this morning when I saw him! ;P
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:15am.

I totally agree with you! I think some of those hideous and painful shoes like the ones with no heels made a few months ago are proof that somebody out there hates women.

Sank you. Sank you berry muz.

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Designers are such retards when they pull this shit. WTF are they thinking anyway?

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Castleballjack should take one to the throat for messing with my memories!

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Kp's picture

At least they stayed away from Swedish Chef! These designs are stupid, hideous, and disturbing!

Sank you. Sank you berry muz.

Spoiled's picture

I was wondering if they got licensing from Henson Associates to even DO this crap, but then I realized that the whores at Disney now own the Muppets. That hat looks nothing like Fozzie Bear, though.

KD's picture

Speaking of Jim Henson, is that even legal? I mean, don't they need permission from the creator or the creators estate to use his stuff?

parissucksliterally's picture

I could see Lady Gaga wearing one of these hats though.

drama, that is a good theory....lol

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sonne's picture

That took no talent at all, lol.

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KD, I don't even think Jim Henson would wear this shit, if he were still alive.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:12am.
If I saw someone wearing that jacket, I swear I would have to kick them. Who "designs" this crap, and thinks it's good? Idiot.

Ever since I worked at Macy's in college I've had a theory. I think it's gay men who hate women. I think they go out of their way to design the ugliest shit they can, sit back, & say, "Let's see how many stupid bitches will wear this shit."
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

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I'd totally buy that Animal hat if it yells "WO-MON!!!!" when you push its hand.

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what the fuck in holy muppet hell is that shit? how in the world is that fashion? who the fuck would wear that? jim henson is so rolling over in his grave right about now.
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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Not Animal! You bastards!

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OMG, I was talking to my boss on the phone and I just exploded in laughter.. I guess she figured I wasn't really payingattention to her, Thanks MK!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

kanderso's picture

This is some of the scariest shit I've ever seen. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???!!?

To watch them grow from little Muppet Babies into bigger muppets and now to have to witness this?! Life is so cruel.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:12am.
If I saw someone wearing that jacket, I swear I would have to kick them. Who "designs" this crap, and thinks it's good? Idiot.
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I'm thinking it is some 3 year old somewhere, which if true, would make me very mad because he/she is probably making more money than me!

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High fashion always equals shit.

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mike's picture

Well, it made me laugh - was that intended effect?

Snowpiece, who the hell is that in your avie?

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Whats next, a gonzo dildo??

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If I saw someone wearing that jacket, I swear I would have to kick them. Who "designs" this crap, and thinks it's good? Idiot.

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Pamela's picture

How they can walk down the runway looking like that and still maintain there "fierce" face is beyond me. That one chick with the kermit head sweater looks so over this shit!

RecessVillain's picture

Me, Want, Ann-ee-mal hat.

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What. The. Fuck.
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snowpiece's picture

poor Kermie, it's not easy being green...

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