Wednesday, March 11th 2009
Muppet Murder!
Where was Peta when you really, really (the only time) needed them?! There's a sack of flour somewhere waiting to unload itself all over this butchery!
The models at Jean-Charles de Castelbajac's fashion show in Paris last night walked down the runway wearing the decapitated heads and hides of our beloved Muppet friends. Even Fozzie. NOT FOZZIE! They didn't even try to fuck with Miss Piggy, because that hardcore bitch bites and doesn't let go!
Cut to Solange Knowles in a Toys 'R Us somewhere feverishly chopping the heads off of Kermits.
Oh snap. At the risk of being a self-promoting d-bag (oops!), i just came up with the best Statler and Waldorf joke ever: http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/?p=443
Does anyone buy this shit? Or do designers just get to make a living by showing people their retarded "visions"? "OH, I JUST SAW MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND ON TBS, HOW HOT WOULD IT BE TO JUST GLUE SOME STUFFED ANIMALS TO SHIT AND PRETEND IT'S ART!"
This fuckery is so overplayed. I'm more interested in designers who actually understand clothes, and what women want to buy, not ones that indulge their every idiotic whim to get their name in the press.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
I want THAT!!! what about miss piggy?
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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That is about the goddamn dumbest thing I have ever seen! This is what "designers" resort to when they don't have any talent or ideas.
Love the Kermie beanie! Womder if the "designer" got permission to use the Muppets?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Poor Jim Henson is rolling over in his grave.
If they make an Ernie and Bert *printed* coat (one that says no Muppets were killed for making it), I'm all over that.
But somehow seeing the gaggles of Kermits and a beheaded Animal is disturbing. And if they dare try to make Statler and Waldorf into earmuffs or a coat, I'll have to hunt this designer down with a bat in hand.
"Cut to Solange Knowles in a Toys 'R Us somewhere feverishly chopping the heads off of Kermits."
HA!!!!!
This is why you rule MK.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
That is so beyond fucking ridiculous.
Elmo doesn't giggle anymore.
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did you just call me kramit??
*giggles*
those poor, poor muppets.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
oh, the horror!! look at those hacked kermit heads gaping open in silent anguish!! and the elmo head muff is unspeakable
stop the muppet genocide now!!
cotton has a soul too, hags!!!
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This is a joke, right? *even though I feel stupid for even asking that. Arg!!!!*
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i'm crying right now. oh, the suffering they have to endure!
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those aren't just puppets
they are fabric kittens
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Reason number 28948858 why I HATE "designer" shit... they call this "creative"?. This is one of the most ridiculous fashion shows I have ever seen. Anyone can make it as a designer, right? as long as you have the most stupid ideas, have the uglies attitude around, have the biggest ego and blow the right people.
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The second I saw this, I thought this was going to be some Jeremy Scott shit.
Either way though, it's shit.
dramaqueen: I totally totally agree.
If you look at thosee who "liberated" women with fashion, THEY'RE ALL WOMEN:
Amelia Bloomer
Coco Chanel
Donna Karan
Katharine Hepburn
Liz Claiborne
Diane von Furstenberg
The men have always been about restricting and hobbling women, objectifying and shaming them.
Why does the Kermit hater have such saggy breasts?
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Submitted by Shuggafoot on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:16am.
How did these models wear this crap with a straight face?!
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Easy, they are probably upset that if these photos get into the wrong hands, they may never get another job.
How did these models wear this crap with a straight face?!
My 8-month-old niece will cut a bitch if Elmo is hurt.
OK, yes it's crap, but I would totally rock that Animal hat!
Unfuckingbelievabe! Who would even wear that shit? Looks more like a chew toy!
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Costume left over from Clash of the Titans
poor Kermy
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Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:43am.
DG- i will! Have to go to a meeting now, but Open Post hits during my lunch hour! See ya there!
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I cannot wait to hear the tales! See you there!
Have a good meeting!
DG- i will! Have to go to a meeting now, but Open Post hits during my lunch hour! See ya there!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:40am.
It is tragic.
I am glad I am not in my teens any longer!
I want the Animal muff!
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jiggywiddit,
Ha. Only for a short time... I made little straps that velcroed under the chin. She morosely wore them at least long enough for photo shoots and laughing fits on our parts.
Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:32am.
@DG- I use to party w/ the King (Alig) and Keoki.
sidenote- I almost went to jail after hosting a hot body contest, i had no idea but Kidnapped threw a minor on stage. it was a mess.
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Really??!!!! Wow, that must have been totally outrageous!
Alig was sooooo totally over the top! Tell us more!
I am fascinated with the Club Kids.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:38am.
Totally off topic and tragic
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Talk about the world going to hell in a handbasket. ?????
World-wide insanity. and then there's the stuff that's never reported. Sad.
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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:37am.
My brother's dog used to like to chew the heads off of stuffed animals, so I took them and made them into hats for her
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The dog wore the hats??
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Totally off topic and tragic, but so much for the Europeans saying that this only happens in the U.S:
WINNENDEN, Germany – A 17-year-old gunman dressed in black opened fire at his former high school in southwestern Germany on Wednesday then fled in a hijacked car, killing at least 15 people before police shot him to death, state officials said.
The gunman entered the school in Winnenden and opened fire, shooting at random, police said. He killed nine students, three teachers and a passer-by outside the building, officials said.
"He went into the school with a weapon and carried out a bloodbath," said regional police chief Erwin Hetger. "I've never seen anything like this in my life."
Triggering a land and air manhunt, he hijacked a car, freed the passengers and drove about 25 miles (40 kilometers) before police found him. When confronted, he killed two bystanders in a shootout with police before he was slain, Baden Wuerttemburg governor Guenther Oettinger said. Two officers were seriously injured, but there was no immediate information on other casualties.
Four hours after the shootings began, police announced the teenager's death.
It was the nation's worst shooting since another teenage gunman killed 16 people and himself in another high school in 2002.
Concerned parents quickly swarmed the school, which was evacuated.
Police have have identified the gunman only as Tim K, who graduated last year from the school of about 1,000 students.
The German government was "deeply shocked and incensed about the appalling killing spree," Ulrich Wilhelm, a spokesman for Chancellor Angela Merkel, said in Berlin.
In 2002, 19-year-old Robert Steinhaeuser shot and killed 12 teachers, a secretary, two students and a police officer before turning his gun on himself in the Gutenberg high school in Erfurt, in eastern Germany.
Steinhaeuser, who had been expelled for forging a doctor's note, was a gun club member licensed to own weapons. The attack led Germany to raise the age for owning recreational firearms from 18 to 21.
They didn't even try to fuck with Miss Piggy, because that hardcore bitch bites and doesn't let go!
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My brother's dog used to like to chew the heads off of stuffed animals, so I took them and made them into hats for her similar to these above, to shame her into stopping the carnage.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:15am.
Ever since I worked at Macy's in college I've had a theory. I think it's gay men who hate women. I think they go out of their way to design the ugliest shit they can, sit back, & say, "Let's see how many stupid bitches will wear this shit."
I hate to say it, but I totally agree. Where else has an industry had such scorn for it's customers?
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Charles Manson
These photos made me laugh until my sides hurt. I love seeing what designers design when completely hopped up on drugs.
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@DG- I use to party w/ the King (Alig) and Keoki.
sidenote- I almost went to jail after hosting a hot body contest, i had no idea but Kidnapped threw a minor on stage. it was a mess.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:30am.
Ziggy, what? Aniston wears understated, chic clothes. That comment made no sense.
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I kind of agree. I have never seen her wearing stuffed animals or ridiculous shit.
Ziggy, what? Aniston wears understated, chic clothes. That comment made no sense.
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the sweater with "to be or not to be" is so something i could see high schoolers wearing...you know, something they'd sell at hot topic (though i'm sure they wouldn't know much about Hamlet)
Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:24am.
I miss the Club kid days! Such scandal, such entertainment, such hideous fashion.
Michael Alig in prison, James St.James doing America;s Next Top Model.
I think Alig is better off!
Granted my taste is a bit eclectic, but I would love the Animal hat & handwarmer thing along with the Kermit hat. And the Kermit print shirtdress is pretty cool too. This is certainly no high fashion but it's pretty good street-wear (ie. I would not pay more than 20 bucks for anything in that collection).
Those Kermit sleeves would be really fun to spin around in to see the arms and legs fly around. Yes, I am immature.
The Kermit head choker in the first thumbnail is kinda creepy looking. I think it would look better on my dog.