Chicken Cutlets vs. The Empress Of Lucite
International supermodel, silver screen star, Hot Babe of the Millennium, head decorator and battered women's activist Phoebe Price famewhored the streets of Beverly Hills with plastic OctoMommy lips and said she went to Shauna Sand's plastic surgeon. Chicken Cutlets has sharpened her bone and declared war on my Empress of Lucite!!! WHY?! This is like fucking Sophie's Choice! Now I know how Wendy Crewson felt in The Good Son. This is a choice I could never ever make. Cutlets or lucite? I can't live without either them. Don't make me do this, PP! You are hurting my insides slowly. Make cutlets, not war! STAINS, look into my eyes and show me the light!
Here's PP looking like the dehydrated love child of The Joker and Poison Ivy while working the ho stroll with fellow street poser Jennifer Elise Cox yesterday.
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oh, celebrity Bitchfights are THE number one way to win my heart. WELL PLAYED, Phoebe Price. I might even buy a headband. But only if it says 'Shauna Sucks'.
If I were her mother I would find her a seat in a nice adult day care someplace. Seriously, have you heard her talk? She's mildly M-R, I'd bet the farm on it. Oh, and we need to be checking some paparazzi green card up in there!
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
omg the chick she's with has a fake louis vuitton bag. how tacky, ewww!
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This is totally disturbing. Pheobe is taking it to a new level of desperation by publicly giving advice to Rihanna and now mocking Shauna Sand. These photos with the lips, hat, dress, boots--it's just one of the most desparate bids for attention I have seen PP do yet. What do they say when serial killers start increasing the number of their murders? Well, that is what PP is doing. Get the publicity police on the case now!!!
"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
Oh my god she is sooo weird. For some reason that was one of the most uncomfortable things I have ever watched.
thats fake, right :\
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fuck me!! ill never sleep again! thanks MK grrr
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Colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby that's all we need.
LMFAO The Good Son, good reference MK, just watched that shit the other nite, of course let go of McCauley's hand, that evil lil fucker. You are too funny, I swear.
And I would so chose PP over Lucite Queen, hands down.
Obviously PP doesn't realize she really doesn't need to put on those fake lips to look like a clown. I wonder the paps were playing a practical joke on her.
She's a comedian now?
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She looks like Julia Roberts
who is this bitch and why is MK always all over her? she's a nobody. NEXT!
Poor PP!! Not only does she read Dlisted for her name, but she's gets fucking jealous!
Don't worry, PP, I still love you more than Shauna Sand. Seriously, my eyes just glaze over the Shauna Sand posts. Bitch is boring.
Chicken cutlets 4evah!!!
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Neato! Angelina Jolie is stylin!!
It's on like a pair of wax lips! CATFIGHT!
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
At first, I thought this was another still of Angie Jolie's new spy movie.
Angie with a red wig that is...don't blame me the lips are exactly the same.
I have been stretching this body for years! - Blanche Devereaux
ugh they are both on my fucking nerves
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That, Roman and Mickey, is the famous Archie Slap. - Johnny Quid, RocknRolla
no ass-kissing here today, MK? come on, this is the most gorgeous person on the planet we're talking about.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Pasty Price has it all wrong. The lovely Ms. Sands doesn't wear red lips....only frosted pinks.
And I'd rather look at Shauna's side boob action than PP's any day. That third thumbnail is nauseating.
LMFAOOOOO omg is she really competing with Lucite whore queen? She's really trying hard to stay up top on Dlisted!
Did you guys notice that PP and Shauna are the top 2 friends on MK's myspace? lol
Mani! hahahahhahahaha
you look fab!
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"Did she leave in her car??? Did she fucking leave???"
- Lindsay Lohan, after being ditched in Vegas by The Ronson
Go Team PP! Shauna doesn't owe you anything. I really like those Batman slippers she's wearing.
And you really should try the Hohan spray tan...very sexay!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
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PP is right on trend, as per uszh.
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Eggggggzactly!
you are right,ma!
Phoebe reads D so you KNOW that is true!
See famewhoring at its best. Which is why I could never stand this cluck cluck.
Get a fucking job and stop strolling down Melrose acting like a low class hooker. There's an interesection called Hollywood and Vine for that.
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My first thought was, "Wow, Nikki Cox has taken it to a whole new level!"
While both choices are clearly delusional, I'll have to go with Phoebe. You just want to give her hug for being so crazy. While you just want to smack Shauna in the face with the business end of a shovel to end the madness.
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Horrendous!
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Phoebe is jealous of the love you show the Empress of Lucite. It's a catfight for your love, MK!
Team Lucite all the way.
This ranga bitch is dead to me now.
I hope Shauna crushes her with her amazing beauty.
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Reality is something you rise above - Liza Minelli
I'd love to see Shauna out on Robertson in a red fright wig. Two starlets fighting over you Michael K - did you ever?!
I'm liking the girl.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
God this dimwit is a waste of space and sequins.
You have no idea how much I loved "The Good Son" reference. My friend and I, when comparing people, always ask the other, "But, if both were hanging off a cliff, who would you save?" I swear I just asked her that very question this morning as she was dropping panty pudding telling me about the boy on American Idol last night who sang "Human Nature". I gave her the choice between him and Joey McIntyre. She chose Joey. I know. She still thinks it's 1988.
We have a new HSOTY and PP is STILL working her attention whore ways! That is true fucking dedication to her title right there.
"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"
Phoebe rules! And those lips are proportional to the cutlets....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The fake lips work remarkably well with the fake cutlets.
I think her funnybone might be bigger than those lips.
I think this scream out that she finds your current Hot "Babe" of the Year un-worthy of the title and the tiara should be given BACK.
That's hilarious. I'm starting to really like Phoebe Price.
I'm Team Phoebe, because at least she didn't drag three impressionable young girls into her issues.
PP is a hot mess and I want to drink "car bombs" with this bitch.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"Dick will make you slap somebody." -Alexyss Tylor
Ha ha ha! I might actually start to like this girl.
i think the blonde girl played jan in the brady bunch movies.
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Someone let PP know that the role of The Joker has already been cast, please.
That's all.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:45am.
You're saying you'd like to see Shauna in freckles and fake cutlets?
sheeps: oh I HOPE not!
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"You are the most beautiful troll in the world. I want to stick you on my pencil and carry you around forever."
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:01am.
Your choice is clear MK.
Has Shauna Sands ever given Dlisted a shout? No.
Has Phoebe ever tried to pimp her kid to Playboy? NO.
Yep. Team PP all the way!
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"Mah pussy's hangin' out!"
Damn, what a spiteful thing to say.
I used to think that Phoebe was a sweet, charming young woman.
That's it. I refuse to support any of her television shows, books, articles, lectures, movies, plays, albums, concerts of massage classes.
Watch out for snakes in the grass Shauna. You are too wonderful a person to be caught out.
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Hi-lar-i-ous parody. If Shauna has any brains--I said IF--she'll ignore Phoebe.