The Photoshop Awards: HoHan's "Sevin Nyne" Promo Pictures
What in the White Oprah dipped in diarrhea hell is this?! What is it? They tell me it's something called a Lindsay Lohan, but damn! They tried to Photoshop the cokeface off of her, but ended up turning her into a totally different species. And this crap is supposed to make you want to buy something she's selling! Hells no.
These two airbrushed to methland and back pictures are for HoHan's new line of caca in a spray bottle called Sevin Nyne. The number is important to her because it's probably the amount of times she ODed last year. Or maybe the number of genitals she licked on this month. Whatever. It means something.
When asked by People why she put out her own line of spray tan, she said, “As much as I love the sun, it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved. It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t have a lot of dyes and chemicals. Our product has goji berry extract which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden color, it doesn’t streak and smells delicious — not like a typical tanning product.”
Translation: Bitch needs cash money. 8 balls and Red Bull don't come CHEAP!
Those of you who want to look like a Port-A-Potty full of orange doody exploded all over you can buy HoHan's crap at Sephora for $35 a bottle.
She hasn't looked that good since........well never.
What the fuck is up with that retarded leg pose and that big toe, i call it 'evolution toe of the big one' is giving Brtiney's hideous feet an run for their money.
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I can't believe she still gets press
Fail. As always.
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Not bad, but she used to be real hot: http://www.actressscene.com/search/label/Lindsay%20Lohan
The name of the stuff, Sevin Nyne, is a rip off of the Star Trek Voyager Borg character, Seven of NIne. I hope she gets sued cause you know her dumb ass does not know that is where the name came from.
Wasn't there a character on 'Star Trek: Next Generation' called Seven of Nine? You know, that one who wore the silver catsuit and had huge tittays... she should sue Lindsays ass!
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I dig the vampire look.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:47pm.
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Though she has about 5 layers of makeup on and is photoshopped to hell, this is actually a nice picture of her.
I won't buy spray tan as I have never had a good experience with it and I haven't heard much good stuff either. I think I would rather just go have it done for a few more bucks and know it will look good instead of waisting the money. Problem is, I think sprays tend to make you look more orange than a real tan.
ya know, some people look really good when they lose a lot of weight and can really pull off the whole stick figure thing- Lindsay Lohan is not one of those people
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I think girls that are self-conscious about their looks tend to tan often... like they are covering something up.
And who is THAT supposed to be in that photo? Because it certainly isn't Blowhan.
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Her eyebrows look like scouring pads.
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$35 per bottle to support this no-talent coke-whore? No thanks! I'll keep buying the CVS lotion for $9.99. That shit works wonders!
Submitted by You Knew Who on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:14am.
I don't know what group of morons did the research for the name of this product but Sevin has long been used in the agricultural world to kill garden pests.
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I got it in my tool shed right now. LOL.
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What a sad young lady she is. In all seriousness she is down right gross and pathetic. Washed up by the age of 20 with no acting gigs in site she is now schlepping some boot leg self tanner. Why the fuck none of her advisers ever told her to get the fuck out of Hollyweird, dry up and try again in 5 years is beyond me. She has just become this hanger on now and its very fuckin pathetic, she is nothing more then a glorified junkie now. Every parent that is hell bent on pimpin out their kids needs to take a good look at this girl. 3 times rehabbed and still a hot fuckin mess.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
Submitted by You Knew Who on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:14am.
I don't know what group of morons did the research for the name of this product but Sevin has long been used in the agricultural world to kill garden pests. Check it out:http://www.gardentech.com/sevin.asp
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OMG! I remember that! Haha!
She's fucking fool, this girl.
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LOL mani!!!!!
too funny~
and, what a perfect fucking economy to launch a useless piece of shit product that goes for thirty five fucking dollars a bottle.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 7:34am.
I think if you make the orange line coming from your nose white, you'll look just like Lindsay.
homegirl needs to lay off the coke and booze. I never understood cocaine addiction. I thought I was addicted once until I got a nasty heroin addiction with physical withdrawals every 8 hrs. now that's a fucking addiction! even so, Blohan has to be one of the most beautiful ginges I've ever seen. what a waste o_0
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 7:28am.
Do you think I need a little more...somethings not right.
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OK so I tried Hohans spray tan shit. Don't I look just like her?
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I snicker every time I see someone go on about their 'tan', but they look like a lumpy Oompa Loompa. Lohan looks gross.
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She looks too much like Keira Knightley.
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She is gorgeous..she may be a coke head but she is a pretty girl.
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Submitted by You Knew Who on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:24am.
You Can Trust Sevin
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Sevin® is suitable for virtually any outdoor insect problem. Use Sevin on vegetables, fruits,
ornamentals, trees, shrubs, and lawns. It doesn't penetrate plant tissue and it is easily broken
down by the environment.
Sevin has been widely tested. With over 10,000 toxicology studies conducted to date, you
are assured of a proven product.
Professionals have trusted Sevin for more than 30 years. And you should too
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In fact, I'll take a sip right now!
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Mah pussy is hanging out of her fucking scratch tree.
Someone tell me where the ant-booze and coke toolbar is at Photoshop, I haven't found it yet.
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Mah pussy is hanging out of her fucking scratch tree.
You Can Trust Sevin
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Sevin® is suitable for virtually any outdoor insect problem. Use Sevin on vegetables, fruits,
ornamentals, trees, shrubs, and lawns. It doesn't penetrate plant tissue and it is easily broken
down by the environment.
Sevin has been widely tested. With over 10,000 toxicology studies conducted to date, you
are assured of a proven product.
Professionals have trusted Sevin for more than 30 years. And you should too
I don't know what group of morons did the research for the name of this product but Sevin has long been used in the agricultural world to kill garden pests. Check it out:http://www.gardentech.com/sevin.asp
Maybe this is a secret perk to Lindsay's "tanner"; it also kills vag crabs and the like!!!
SPend 35 bucks to look like a cross between a dipsy doodle and a cheeto?? No thanks, I'll save my money and stay pale
Why would anyone want to tan? I'm very pale with dark hair and blue eyes and I used to get made fun of for being pale. It's taken me many years to get to the point where I'm comfortable in my pale skin. I used to try to start tanning in March when it was still cold when I was a teenager. I wish this whole tanning fad would go away, it's racist in my opinion. Just like the kids at school who were made fun of for being "blurple" or "African black". Ridiculous, as if the hue of your skin defines your worth or beauty.
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She looks like shit. As always. I'll give her props for not taking the predictable route of shoes and handbags.
*giving side eye to Jessica Simpson*
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First thing I thought of when I read Sevin Nyne is Seven of Nine from Star Trek: Voyager.
Just sayin.
Also, I'd never use this stuff, Hohan always looks orange to me.
But no amount of spray tan can ever diguise coke eyes.....
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Dumb bitch, Sevin is an insecticide that happens to be toxic to humans.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbaryl
Of course, Hohan is toxic to humans as well.
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does anybody else think the first pic looks like j.lo!? at first i was like JENNY LOOKS SKINNY and then i was like dude i am high.
i don't understand why People is stupid enough to ask her about her spray tan line. if it was up to me, i'd have asked something juicier.
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Sweet bleeding Jesus...just what we need. "Sevin Nyne"? I teach in a college and have to put up with this non-English text-talk all week long...can no one spell anymore?
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When I look at that picture all I see is two white buck teeth. She looks like a rabbit; a rabbit with a terra-cotta coat.
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What's worse: being a dumb shit that ruins their skin with sun-tanning, or paying to look like a dumb shit that ruins their skin by sun-tanning?
Linds should call her product "Spray-On Dumb Shit."
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I think she looks gorgeous in these photos. But we all know what she looks like in real life now. They added weight to her, and made her look like she bathed.
I wouldn't want to do anything like Lohan, least of all copy her self-tanning "look".
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That poor girl is starting to look just like her mother.
haha!
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Everything in that first picture is the same color except for the white. Not cute. And she looks like the thing from The Grudge in the second picture.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:47pm.
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Just what do you DO with those holes you dig in the ground???
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