Tuesday, March 10th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By James Franco
This was probably you a couple of minutes ago and again in a couple more. It's James Franco doing what you're supposed to do during class at Columbia University. The other people in the picture are doing it wrong. They should be sleeping off their hangovers too.
This is what you do everywhere: in meetings, on the subway, in your car in traffic, while babysitting a newborn, while blogging (this explains a lot) and so on and so forth. And I know you're going to spend the afternoon (after napping, of course) Photoshopping your head under James' hands. Bitch totally looks like he's getting his peen sucked.
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OMG. My friend just sent me this post. I sit two rows behind him in this writing class. He has never spoken or raised his hand to say anything. This isn't the first time he's dozed off in class though. Hilarious!
he is in one of my classes. honestly, just a normal guy. He must be taking more than one class at Columbia bc this isn't it. He takes notes and listens like the rest of us. No one really talks so I can't comment on his knowledge. People seem to leave him alone. I didn't realize it was him until the 4th or 5th class!
I regret to say that I am going to have to take a break from Dlisted for a bit.
I am SOOOOOOO busy at work, and equally busy outside of work. I might peep in after work but just to say hi to all you whores.
I will miss youse guys - you're all so hilarious and laughter is like gold an diamonds to me. Priceless even. And you're all such lovely bitches.
I'll constantly be wondering what I'm missing, but hopefully I'll be getting crap done.
Y'all are the hottest sluts on the Netz.
Over and out fer now.
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The milk is straight up fucking filthy! -MK
HEY! My girlfriend is in his one (and only I think)class at Columbia and she sends me status reports. So far nothing shocking to report. He hasn't picked his nose or made any brilliant observations.. I guess I know why, now.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
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He's even hot when he sleeps. Sigh I wish I was in his class.
Ahhh, I did a lot of sleeping in my college days. Good times.
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“Yes, baboons are evil. Anything that steals your windscreen wipers while waving a red bum in your face is the work of the dark side." ~~ Graham Norton
HAHAHA, that was me in my Media Management class tonight, my psycho professor would not shut up! This makes me love James even more, we are definitly meant to be..=)
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
I had no idea this bitch was getting educated, lol.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 7:37pm.
Bye Sugaroo, have a nice time with the family! : )
DG and Leash, I just came in to say howdee. I have family stuff to do. I'll try to read the Kim K stuff later.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by breaktheleash on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 7:32pm.
Okey dokey!
Sugaroo/Leash- for a real good laugh, go ck out the Kim K thread. You have to kinda read through it, but there is some funny stuff worth looking at.
@Devil & Sugaroo: I'm gonna go mosey back into my sanctuary and finish up this novel... Devil, I'll check back w/ you in little while via e-mail.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 7:27pm.
Howdy Sugaroo! What's up? It is raining here life a mofo! I have discovered a leak in my roof!
Ahhh, just more money to have to put out! Life is great.
How's life in your part of the universe?
Hey yourself, Sugaroo! Missed ya. (((hugs))) I've been a total sloth today.
Heya Leash and DG!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by breaktheleash on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 7:14pm.
@Devilgirl: Hey there!
Hi Leash! I am getting ready to email you.
@Devilgirl: Hey there!
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 6:24pm.
There used to be, it was called Shelter Pals, but the founders all began in-fighting and it was dissolved two years ago. I am gonna do my best for the little guy. He is growing very attached to me and my dog, and that is not good for any of us.
I appreciate all the suggestions from everyone. I just got home 5 minutes ago with a new brush and toy for him and McDonald's Cheeseburgers for both guys. While he is here, he is part of the furry family. I can only hope I find his family or a family of his very own, very soon!
*gets down on knees and prays*
Hysteria I enjoy watching her lips flap around, very amusing shit...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:57pm.
TMZ has some of Dr Phil< unforch I shouldn't listen to it where I am sitting this evening but I'm still going to try.... LOL
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i watched parts of that shit. arrgggg! MAN she makes me SO mad! Dr Phil is just cashing in the exposure all he can get
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:44pm.
good luck with the new-found pup!
there might be a 'rescue' group close to you if you can't keep him, they don't euthanize
:)
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TMZ has some of Dr Phil< unforch I shouldn't listen to it where I am sitting this evening but I'm still going to try.... LOL
http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/10/octomom-the-tales-of-the-tapes/
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
*crossing fingers for devilgirl and the pup.*
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:37pm.
Yeah, I wish I didn't have to find a home because I would keep him in a minute if I didn't have the small zoo I have already.
I am not, however, allowing some fucktard to get a hold of him. I will suck it up for a little while with an mouth to feed. I just hope his family shows up or the folks that I talked to hear of where he belongs. Keep your fingers crossed everybody. Wish us luck! *crossing fingers*
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:34pm.
OMG DG I want him!!!!!
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And I want you to have him!
He is really cute and sweet and he is house broken which was a relief last night when I had to bring him in.
I will try to post his picture in the next couple of days.
I am out for a bit ladies and gents. I forgot a few things at the store. It's rainimng again good lord!
Byeee!
Hey, devilgirl:
We found this doggy and we found his home just by walking the neighbourhood a little bit...edited to add: (O - I see you did that already). We took these pics for a poster but were also given the advice of just posting, in large, letters - LOST DOG - please provide pictures and/or a description to retrieve....honestly, tho - the kids were hoping to keep him. Ha! Yeah, right! There's craigslist too...if you find you need to get him back and rehome him...
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OMG DG I want him!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:18pm.
@ angel_i:
WTF???
"get close with clones" --- heh heh
Poor Scarlett Galabekian Last Name!
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LOL! Actually, I feel a little honoured to have gotten this message personally. It's almost like I'm an internet "somebody" or something! It's almost like there's something I could do about it - it's almost like I care! Haha!
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Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:13
Thank you Madam Ex, wonderful tips that I didn't even think of. You are right about photo. The poster boards just have : If you are missing a dog, please call ***_**** for details. The ad has: Found lost dog, date and the rd where it was and my number and DO NOT CALL AFTER 11pm. But I am definitely scrapping the photo idea and implementing the rule they must have photos of pup. Good idea about the name too. Usually I have kept all strays that have come to my home, hence the reason I have 8 cats and 1 dog. All strays or dropped off by idiots. My friends have always said that if they were a cat or dog they would want me as their master. My pets live better than I do. Beds, expensive food, toys, excellent vet care (which about breaks me annually with shots and flea meds. 911's are not even factored into my yearly vet bill) and lots of love, attention in a nice ass home.
I really hope this litlle guys family starts to look for him. The feed store a couple miles down the road from my house said that the little guy was all over the highway yesterday, barely missing getting flattened several times. Why they didn't keep him and try to help him is beyond me, considering they sell large AND small animal supplies and foods!
@ angel_i:
WTF???
"get close with clones" --- heh heh
Poor Scarlett Galabekian Last Name!
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The milk is straight up fucking filthy! -MK
Dr. Poopy Pants!
Ok, that's all I got.
I can't believe you all aren't glued to the Dr. Phil show, with Octomommy.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:12pm.
Aw poor wittle fellow, debil! What are you calling the orphan toot?
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Well I haven't given him a name yet. He has short little legs, long white/brown/black fur. He smiles with these darling little teeth. My boy is named Norway, because he is all white and loves the snow. I have been trying to think of a name, so any suggestions will be welcomed.
Jebus christ youse guys! Sounds like everyone is having a craptacular day. I was gonna bitch and moan about my own day's suckulosity but I'll keep my mouth zipped.
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The milk is straight up fucking filthy! -MK
@ DEVILGIRL, I wouldnt put the dogs picture up in the posters, you may have "crazies" saying that it is there dog and they can describe it from the picture you posted, just put lost dog, where and when and your telephone number.
When they call ask what breed it is that they're missing and to describe the dog and tell you the dogs name...if you believe them, tell them you will get back to them, see if the dog responds to the name and ask for any distinguishing marks the dog may have to prove that it is their dog. Also if it is their dog, they will have photos of the dog. Ask them to present photos of said dog, you just dont want any lunatic who wants a dog for free or for worst, to hurt dogs or people that are hoarders. Good Luck and please be very careful.
Thank you for taking this dog in and all that you are doing.
If ACC picked it up, it would of probably been put down by now.
Thanks CTH for link, I will try that if local stuff fails.
Aw poor wittle fellow, debil! What are you calling the orphan toot?
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:05pm.
The Humane Society kills. Have you thought about putting a found ad in the paper?
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Yeah, I forgot to mention that I did put an ad in the paper, but our paper comes out once per week and the new issue came out today, so my ad won't be in until next week, which I hope the pup will be gone by then.
There is a no kill shelter in the next county over that I used to volunteer at where I might go as well.
The Human Society will not kill if you specifically ask them to contact you if the pet doesn't get adopted. I won't let anything happen to the little fellow, but it has already cost me $40 just for less than a 24 hr stay, with the gas, ad, xtra food and bed (yes I got a bed for it) and poster board. Jeez, I need a governmental bailout!
post puppeh here
www.petfinder.com
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From my INBOX!
IT IS NOT A SPAM, but if you received that message second and plus time JUST CLICK DELETE button and have a nice day. Don't feel bad, please understand original Scarlett's family very desperate to shut down that humiliating antichristian "actress" clones line career development. Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen! I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson ?actress? actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career, surname Galabekian, because of adoption happened in 1992. Clones was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I'll tell you more,those clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ''actress'' career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett's family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen....and so on....
Should I tell her we already laughed about this weeks ago?
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DG
there are plenty of resuces that don't put animals to sleep, good luck
smurf, you know? if this isn't a depression, than I'm frankly terrified to know what is.
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The Humane Society kills. Have you thought about putting a found ad in the paper?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 4:58pm.
yeah, but remember
WE ARE NOT IN A DEPRESSION.
you made me smile in a weird way. this is so fucking depressing
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I am a little ticked off today.
I mentioned last night that someone either lost or dropped off a darling little doggie at my house. I have a heart so I have spent part of last night and 4 hours today trying to find this doggie's home. Collar, no tag, well groomed, house trained, sweet. I have canvassed the area and knocked on many unfriendly doors trying to find puppeh's home. I went to the local vet and had them scan to see if it had a micro chip- NOPE! I am currently making poster boards to attach to the road signs near my home notifying of a lost dog at my house. I have had to put my phone # (no address, can't have the local thieves, rapists and loonies show up at my home pretending to be dogs owner) so people can call to ck if it is their dog. Tomorrow I am going to get flyers with it's picture made so I can stick them up around the neighboring towns. I have a sneaking suspicion that it was casually dropped off, because everyone knows Devilgirl is a sucker for animals and won't turn away a stray. Well I am at my pet capacity and cannot undertake another charge to take care of. If I get no action I am going to have to find a home for it and that worries me, because people in rural America do terrible things to pets. I think if all else fails, I might take it to The Humane Society, to get it adopted out, with the understanding that they will not put it down if it isn't adopted out
I wish I could keep it, but I cannot afford another pet and cannot afford to disrupt my harmonious household with a new fur sibling for my dog and cats. Wish one of you wonderful whorz was close to me and would adopt it.
I hate people who don't watch their animals, have them tagged properly or who drop them off just to be rid of them. Bastards!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 4:55pm
Great minds uh?
yeah, but remember
WE ARE NOT IN A DEPRESSION.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 4:55pm
Great minds uh?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Mrs.G
that fucking sucks. fuck this economy and fuck G.Bush.
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