It's Peen Time!
It feels like it's been a while since we've had some peen on this here site. It's been dry. So smother your monitor with lube and get ready. This peen is courtesy of Eric (the trick of the left) from the Amazing Race 7 and 9.
Eric confirmed to L.A. Rag Mag that he squeezed the Twinkie (until the cream popped) on webcam. He told them, "Yeah, I did a jerk session for some girl who apparently took some stills. Could be worse." Okay, enough stupid talk. The wang and lotion is after the jump. And I shouldn't have to tell you, but unless you work at the place who publishes the sperm cookbook, this shit is NSFW. JUMP TO THE PEEEEEEEN!!!
The dick will work. But mostly I love how he shows us the jizz of his labor at the end. It's like a PSA for sperm. "This is your penis. This is what comes out of your penis after you touch it a lot. Any questions?" Thank you, Teacher Eric! Now give me an F in your class. F is for Fuckmewhereitswrong!
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Wow! I didn't think I was gonna get a visual nooner today.
kaute azz!!
<"Yeah, I did a jerk session for some girl who apparently took some stills.">
"some girl", i.e., some gay guy smarter than you. MK, be sure to check out QueerClick and some straight guy some site got to pose with a full length mirror lying on his bed with him humping and kissing it. Hilarious. What these muscle-heads won't do if you wave a c-note in front of them. No, I'm sure THAT will never come back to haunt him.
NO,NO,NO~ I will not click on sperm cookbook!!!!
*gags*
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/19051/saturday-night-live-brian-fellows-safari...
Submitted by SeH on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 1:27pm.
You see, this is why I can NEVER be famous. There's probably some semi-nude picture of me taken for an ex-bf floating around the interwebs somewhere, and will only surface once I make a name for myself.
Hahaha I know there a few of me out there in the world but I wasnt totally naked and I looked hot so I dont care....Im thinking of having nude pics of me taken you know "artsy" pics like samantha in Sex and The City lol I just don;t know where to go!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
MORE PEEN!!
*dumping out rest of the Greek yogurt I was eating*
Was 'some girl' named Sean Cody or Corbin Fisher?
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
So very nice of him to oblige.
ok so now I can't get rid of the peen pics@!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
I just throw up from clicking on the sperm cookbook link. *BARF*
His peen is prety unimpressive...I mean it MIGHT get the job done, but theres no girth....no length...seems like it would get boring after awhile.
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 1:27pm.
I want to see Jeremy's too. You can't have one without the other.
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LOL they were a couple of toolios! Wasn't he dating one of those Pinks, may be it was for her
?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Submitted by SeH on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 1:27pm.
You see, this is why I can NEVER be famous. There's probably some semi-nude picture of me taken for an ex-bf floating around the interwebs somewhere, and will only surface once I make a name for myself.
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HA!
I KNOW!!!! theres one of me!
um um um...
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
You see, this is why I can NEVER be famous. There's probably some semi-nude picture of me taken for an ex-bf floating around the interwebs somewhere, and will only surface once I make a name for myself.
I want to see Jeremy's too. You can't have one without the other.
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
He told them, "Yeah, I did a jerk session for some girl who apparently took some stills. Could be worse."
DUDE the words he's using makes him sound pretty fucking FAMILIAR with the whole scene.. "jerk session" "stills".. yeah, it could be worse, and I bet it is!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Wow.. the stuff some men do to feel manly and wanted. What a waste of sperm.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I feel so.....violated!
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