It's Peen Time!
It feels like it's been a while since we've had some peen on this here site. It's been dry. So smother your monitor with lube and get ready. This peen is courtesy of Eric (the trick of the left) from the Amazing Race 7 and 9.
Eric confirmed to L.A. Rag Mag that he squeezed the Twinkie (until the cream popped) on webcam. He told them, "Yeah, I did a jerk session for some girl who apparently took some stills. Could be worse." Okay, enough stupid talk. The wang and lotion is after the jump. And I shouldn't have to tell you, but unless you work at the place who publishes the sperm cookbook, this shit is NSFW. JUMP TO THE PEEEEEEEN!!!
The dick will work. But mostly I love how he shows us the jizz of his labor at the end. It's like a PSA for sperm. "This is your penis. This is what comes out of your penis after you touch it a lot. Any questions?" Thank you, Teacher Eric! Now give me an F in your class. F is for Fuckmewhereitswrong!
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I agree with djslipslide...I don't know one gal who enjoys seeing a guy's jizz. Maybe it's just the dude's way of saying, "Hey, look...you made me cum." Having said that...a piece of warm Big Mac meat can make a guy cum. Guys are pigs. And that's hot.
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He didn't do this for a girl. Showing your ass like that and also showing your jizz is strictly gay territory.
He has a great peen and nice load, but he definitely needs some hair on it. The completely shaved bush isn't too masculine.
Guys that are straight do not feel it is necessary to show off their tight ass to a girl. He was showing off his goods for some dude, not "some chick".
I'd lick his hand afterward...but that's just my disgusting ass.
He is hot,nice face,body and cock!Yummy!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Oh i havw a nice warm place he can stick that and i would not let it out till it shoots all of its juicy milk
Nice size. Not too big. It's so pretty, too :)
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Sigh...I miss the days when my man stood at attention even after the drill.
I think some men shave because it makes the redwood stand out taller above the underbrush.
I love men who shave ALL their body hair off. He's cute. I like his sausage too.
Submitted by yucko:"And I agree with whomever said men should not shave the pubes."
Me too! I likes my mens a little hairy. These smooth-all-over men creep me out. I want a MAN, not a BOY.
Hahahaha! I had no idea what this was all about! Jeez, Mah Virgin Eyez!
HEY!!!
Finally get to check out the peen pics. I'd lick it up.
Anyone else get an Adrian Pasdar vibe here???
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You can see this on wikipedia...I can't remember what weird ass thing I was searching last time to get the vids - but here's Ejaculation:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation
Not this guy I mean - it's so similar tho...
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That's hot! Personally I much prefer a beautiful decent-sized peen to an fug purple-vein ridden large one.
Thank you MK.
The NAIR sisters!
this twink jerked off for a GIRL? but i bet he was thinking of guys while he was jerking it...
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nice ass...when does it open?
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Now I'm hungry.
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nice body, terrible hairy face...yeah I'd watch (*)(*)
Oh yeah? What could be worse?
HOT. Me likey. I'm dirty that way :)
and YES, girls like this stuff. I've found my share of hot men online willing to jerk off for me. Some will even provide audio. Yet, I can't shake that one creep who whispered to me, "OMG I'm going to EJACULATE!!" thanks for ruining my fun, mr. "correct words"
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I did not need to see the jizz pictures at the end, really--with the leftovers still on his peen. Barf.
Otherwise, boring face, boring body, boring peen. And I agree with whomever said men should not shave the pubes.
Awww..the widdle peen is so tiny!
He must have been spanking it for a guy. Do girls like watching that???? Chime in girl friends!!!
Yes. Yes we do...
hahahahahahahah
review of the Semen Cookbook:
Amazing [ No Rating ] 9 Mar 2009
by steve O'hara
We raised 400$ for a church during the bake sale becuase people could not get enough of the cream cheese cookies we made. Thanks Semen cookbook!
shaved pubes: hot (who likes little hair stuck in their teeth
watchin guys on webcam: hotter
watchin guys who are spankin it watching other guys: smokin
ok so i'm weird ...
Damn that left me hot and bothered! I need to fuck someone at once!
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He must have been spanking it for a guy. Do girls like watching that???? Chime in girl friends!!!
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
"For some girl." Right.
There is a "FABULOUS" in there, somewhere, somehow and it is itching to come out...
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OMG. I am so buying the sperm cookbook for everyone for their birthday and Christmas! Hahaha! And the comments ! Almost rivals the ones here. And I agree with comments - not many straight guys shave it all, show their bum and best (or worse!), show off the spun in their palms. To strangers on web cam. I can imagine a group of friends in the background laughing their heads off while snapping pictures - I would!
I hate it when guys shave their pubes.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
WTF MK??
some of us people are trying to have a decent meal.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
The face is meh, but the bod's okay. I totally agree with the poster who said he was spankin' it for a guy. LOL
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"Mah pussy's hangin' out!"
Damn! Will I never learn the NSFW on Dlisted ALWAYS means Not Safe for Lunch. Fuck, and I really wanted to finish that tuna sandwich!
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show me some pussy
his face kinda ruins it for me. his wanger ain't too bad and he's got a nice body but goddammit guys please don't shave your pubes.
The weenus aint all that. I can truthfully say mine's bigger and that's a good thing as Martha would say.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
lemme guess since i can't look, completely shaved and less than average. they were both such fucking ugly douchebags who thought they were hot shit. that jeremy kid was beat with the fugly stick even more, obvious by their need to try to impress with their bodies.
now bring on some good cock--some celeb cock--we haven't had it for ages. i would even settle for a nice package or moose knuckle shot. daddy needs some new jerk off material.
Wow, I just flashed back to the early days of chat rooms when guys would send you unsolicited pictures. 'Cept the picture quality is better and the guy is younger than 50 and less than 300 pounds. Hard to believe he stuck around long enough to show the money shot. I thought most guys logged off the second they had an orgasm. What a gentleman!
Oh, and he was totally beating it for a dude.
And hooray for MK finally posting about the sperm cookbook!
Nice couple of butter faces.
Why is he sporting the Kojak downstairs? Trying to make his little friend look bigger? Didn't work.
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I did,I looked at it.Now I will not eat today!
Hahaha! That Sperm Cookbook MUST be a joke, right?. Come on! how much sperm a guy can ejaculate? very little (about a teaspoon, right?). Not enough to fill a cup, unless you have an overenthusiastic jizzer at home. Ok, unless the recipe calls for teaspoons of sperm. Either way, it's a moronic book.
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That's a mighty mediocre peen.
Shaved pubes on a guy is WRONG.
And this is why I never take pictures or video of myself.
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