Was Chris Cheating On RiRi With A Cougar?
The madness never ends. TMZ thinks they found the ho who sent the ten million page text message to Chris Brown that triggered the you know what. When RiRi read the message, she slapped Chris and that's when he Ike Turnered (thanks, Khia) her ass.
According to some police sources, the trick is Chris' 40-year-old manager Tina Davis. Chris was rumored to be licking on Tina's cougar pussy when he was just 16. So I guess she Letourneaud him? Chris and Cougar Tina both denied they were ever blowing jizz balls on each other.
The affidavit states the text message was about the two doing sexy times later on. It also states it was "from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with."
The executives at Lifetime must be cumming through their nipples about all of this. I mean, domestic abuse AND now child touching? Get Rebecca Glasscock (as Rihanna), Emmanuel Lewis (as Chris Brown) and Wayne Brady (as Tina) on set! We've got a mini-series to make!
In other Ike & Tina 2.0 news, E! says that Chris and RiRi are recording a duet together to be on his Greatest HITS album. I'm guessing it will be a cover of He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss) or I Want To Beat You Harder (a redo of I Want To Take You Higher).
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Michael K...you are so funny!!!! Rebecca Glasscock to play Rihanna and Wayne Brady to play Tina. LMFAO!!!! You are too much. That is classic.
so, I was perusing over at perez's blog, which is getting worse and worse everyday, being inundated with posts about lady caca and self-promotion, and he said the exact same thing about the duet being a cover of 'he hit me (and it felt like a kiss)...also, and it might just be me, but i've noticed he's been using the word 'fuckery' a lot more lately, and i've never seen him use that word before, like a year ago or so...you have to wonder if he's ripping dlisted off...he does have a reputation for plagiarizing...just sayin'
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Yo that cougar must like it rough & young things.
I suppose Michael Jackson will let them use "Beat It."
WASHINGTON – Akon — who has gone through legal woes and bad publicity himself — says he'd be willing to work with pop's latest problem child, Chris Brown.
"Oh, absolutely!" Akon said in a phone interview Monday. "I wouldn't take anybody's personal issues or problems. I won't hold them accountable for that when it comes to work. I think it's two separate things."
According to People, Diddy was bobbing & weaving this afternoon on Ellen when she pinned him down as to why he loaned his house to RiRi and Chris. He claimed he was doing them a favor.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20264690,00.html?xid=rss-tophead...
No, asshole, you'd be doing them a favor if you put a bullet in Chris Brown's head. So far as I can tell, John Legend is the only black star to call bullshit on Chris.
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“Yes, baboons are evil. Anything that steals your windscreen wipers while waving a red bum in your face is the work of the dark side." ~~ Graham Norton
Chris has the joker smile.
Submitted by Boozehag on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:34pm.
Ha ha! I loved Flip Wilson. I can remember my dad watching it every week!
The madness never ends. TMZ thinks they found the ho who sent the ten million page text message to Chris Brown that triggered the you know what.
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What? The transpiring?
A duet? Gross.
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"It is a romantic epic: Attempting to incite the same emotions as Whitney Houston's hit I Will Always Love You, the song attempts to resonate with "anybody who could empathize with what's going on with Chris Brown and Rihanna right now."
bwah ha ha a song to tell all the little girls "don't worry if he breaks your face so bad you need surgery, that's just the trials of being a woman. be there for your man in his time of need"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
That's a TRANNY. Look at the size of those mitts! "She" looks like Flip Wilson doing Geraldine...
CB&RIRI duet link:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/03/rihanna-and-chris-brown-re...
Enjoy!
Did he beat this ho up, too?
I used to work at a store at an airport and I saw Chris Brown. Chris Brown made his way into my store and SURPRISINGLY the boy was really sweet and nice, but THAT lady in the pic was going APE SHIT on him the entire he was there. He kept telling her to "drop it", but she kept insisting the entire time. Of course, me being nosy I lingered around them trying to listen in on what they were arguing about and from what I heard it had something to do with him calling Rihanna or Rihanna calling him. Anyways, that lady kept nagging him until he told her to leave and she stormed off to the bathroom I assumed (bathroom was near the store I worked at)she dropped her Louis Vuitton bag on the way and expected one of his bodyguards to pick it up for her. ANYWAYS, this was about a year and half ago.....at first i thought that woman was his mom LOL!!
Men are strange. Though I'm not a fan of RiRi, she is way better looking then this woman.
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the more I look at Chris the uglier he seems. When I was 24 I had a control freak of a fiancee, he hit me once after being together for four years..I dumped him like a hot potato. Youth is not an excuse to put up with b.s. from anyone. Rhianna is so much more of everything than Chris will ever be. It breaks my heart that she would agree to be with him after this mess. He is really a nothing, and definately gives off a gay vibe...and if he is hitting that older woman, then all the more reason for Rhianna to get the hell away and STAY. Trust me, things will ONLY GET WORSE with that piece of shit. She needs to fully enforce a restraining order, testify against his ass, and then WALK AWAY FROM THAT LOSER FOREVER. His career is long gone and he is a has been at 19. Good job Chris!!
I'm willing to bet he was giving the willy to granny there. He behaves like he's got a mommy complex.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
oh and 4 days ago CB posted a blog urging all the kids to vote for him for the Nick Kid's Choice thing, how sick.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
her myspace says she's 37 and CB is her top friend, LOL
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendI...
I want to know about the bastard bebe!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Sounds like Rihanna should have beaten Chris.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 1:07pm.
According to what's been released from the police report, Princess Ri Ri supposedly told the police that Chris had hit her before that night, so the Cortisone defense seems unlikely to have much weight to it.
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Whether they go with that or not, you know his defense team is going to say those statements are lies or at the very least "grossly exaggerated" accounts of past events that transpired between the two.
Hey, Chris should hire me. I can spin shit in circles just as easy as his lawyers can.
Damn, some men have no standards. If you're going to cheat, cheat with someone hotter than your current woman for crying out loud. Or better yet, be a man and don't be a cheating asshole to begin with.
Brilliant!
*makes t-shirts*
*begs MK for free advertising*
LMAO!!!!! thanks again! hehehehee!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 1:56pm.
At least it was a nice looking peen.
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You should totally make that comment into a t-shirt or something.
WHAT DA FUCK!?
edit: she looks like the sisters from 'Sister, Sister' (yep, had to look it up)
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OMG Chris has a bastard with that beast?! That would be so awesome. And I read on radar that he did in fact buy Rihanna a fifty thousand dollar diamond ring.
tinkerballs....
source? link?
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Tinkerballs oh I hope that's true!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
These two have a kid together!!
Submitted by CASHEW NUTS on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 1:53pm
One must first HAVE respect for women in order to teach others about respecting them....riiiiight?
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:48pm.
Dont know if its true, but this morning on the radio they said that he was on Cortisone (due to voice-problems) and continued taking it after he was feeling better , cause 'he liked what it did to his body". And that shit supposibly made him aggressive. Now i dont know what makes him the bigger dumbass.. Thinking that steroids like Prednisone have any kind of side-effects like the Body-Builder Type steroids regarding aggression, that he could use this bullshit defense (the shit makes you irritated, at the most), or the fact that he thinks Prednisone would make his body look good. That shit turns you into a fucking moonfaced Pie, and thats about it. FUCKING DUMBASS.
That sounds about as ridiculous as the Twinky Defense.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Can this whole debacle get any more crazy? Sexy times with THAT memaw?
This kid is dumber than a box o'rox and I'm just shaking my head that he would be bumping uglies with someone who is probably as old as his own mama.
Geez, RiRi- you PROVE that a bitch can be as beautiful as you and have NO self-esteem at the same time. Nor common sense.
I'da beat his ass too, if I found out my man was cheatin' on me like this.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Wayne Brady to play Tina - LMAO!
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this is who he was screwing while with rihanna? what a joke lololol
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ubmitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 1:25pm.
I thought Rihanna already got his greatest hits.
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Ha ha ha ha! God, I hate myself for laughing at that. It feels so wrong.
Eh, screw it. If Riri is pathetic enough to go back to a guy that Ike Turner'd her face, she's not getting sympathy.
At least it was a nice looking peen.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 1:38pm.
I knew it was NSFW, but I thought you had to click on the link to see actual peen...
I didn't know the comments section WAS the link.
....it's always been like that. I don't know why. but you can't click on comments without exposing (heehee) the links.
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Why is RiRi being demonized for taking him back? Why aren't you folks so vocal about all the women that really need to get away and need help? Perhaps it would be smarter to use this as a way to have Brown educate other young me about the issue.
Demonizing Brown doesn't solve the problem, it will make them get tricky ways to beat their women. BROWN should be on the streets talking to young and older men about respecting women.
This is total B.S. Man, the press needs something to do other than make up stories about celebrities all the time.
Rihanna is doing a rendition of Hit me with your best shot,
FUCK! Stoney,
I thought the same goddamn thing and if I had just waited 30 seconds for your response I would have saved myself the at work peen barrage!!!
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That is SOOO wrong!
LMfffAO,though!!!
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Submitted by perezmichaelk on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:54pm.
look at even more shady text messages at textsfromlastnight.com....
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whats this fuckery??????
-----Hahaha i was just gunna comment on this...
some of these are weird like this one:
313): I painted my nails silver
(586): And what are the implications of that?
(313): Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
or
586): I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
(586): I thought that was really considerate
Now i have no idea, what this fuckery is, but this one is my personal favorite...
(847): All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I knew it was NSFW, but I thought you had to click on the link to see actual peen...
I didn't know the comments section WAS the link.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 1:30pm.
Jesus fucking christ I clicked on the comment section of the peen thread and fifty pictures of nekkid penis flew up on my big screen monitor here at work!!! Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank god the guy who sits behind me stepped out of the office for a second.
...hello, nsfw! duh!! lmao....use one as a screensaver.
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Meh, maybe she should sing "Baby hit me one more time.. and another, and another and another".
I don't think it has anything to do with him being gay and she being shocked and whatever because if she was so disturbed about it, she wouldn't go back into his gay hitting fists. I think it's more about him having anger issues and her being a complete idiot.
I didn't know about him at all before this Rihanna the Great Punching Bag business.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Damn, he's got high standards. Whoopi Goldberg wasn't available?
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'K, MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUT!
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She looks like a long lost Mowry.
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