Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which top model’s plastic surgeon is in big trouble? He accidentally spilled acid on her chest while they were having sex in his office. (Gatecrasher)
Fuck. This is why when you're about to do fucky times, you check the room for any kind of shit that can burn or electrocute your ass. In the heat of an orgasm, whores will grab on to anything. Getting the Joker's face on your titty area is not worth a nut bust. My guess is Janice Dickinson?
This actor has been spending beyond his means forever. It’s finally catching up to him. He recently sold off a couple of big ticket items and told friends it was just because he felt like downsizing a bit. Not true. With all the creditors knocking at his door, he actually needed to raise some fast cash. If he is unable to land a cash-heavy role soon, he may be desperate enough to jump back into the genre that made him his fortune in the beginning of his career, which would actually be rather funny. (Blind Gossip)
I don't think it's Will Smith or Marky Mark. It could be The Rock? But my first thought was Rick Schroeder? I guess I just really, really want a Silver Spoons reunion! Erin Gray needs a comeback.
Things are starting to get ugly in the lives of these two exes, and we’re surprised. You’d think all was well in the land of these past lovers, and it really has been for years. They got along just fine, even managed to chat nicely during functions involving their child(ren). But add a new lover to the mix and things change. They are barely speaking and our source says that friends are awfully worried that things might come to a head. Too bad, really. We thought these two were going to be a good example about how to break up without breaking everyone involved. (Buzz Foto)
Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee?
It's decision time. What will our A-/B+ movie actor do? Will he choose the barely a celebrity friend or will he choose his A list actress friend? While the barely a celebrity celebrity friend doesn't mind sharing, it seems that our A list actress does. She doesn't want the bad publicity that the barely a celebrity friend brings and have it damage her A list career or squeaky clean image. Oh, and she especially doesn't want to have to answer questions or be ridiculed if certain pictures ever see the light of day. (CDAN)
Jakey, Reese and Austin Nichols?
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Oh yeah and I like the Bruce and Demi guess. Tommy already got in that fight with Kid Rock so I doubt it'd be them.
2 sounds like it involves porn at the start of their career!
The 2 exes are Bruce & Demi!
The model is Naomi.
whoever said the last one is john meyer, uh, meyer isn't an actor. reread ^.^
& mslewis, just because someone called you a loonie doesn't mean they're a fan of anniston. that statement alone confirms your status as a ....goofy brangeloonie! haha. sorry, couldn't resist.
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Jesus Christ, mslewis. Why do you know so much about the real estate habits of two people you don't even know?! Why do you even care enough to track down the details? *Shakes head, walks away muttering*
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Keane, honey, I am not a loon but you are definitely a JenHag!!!
The house in France has been rented . . . $3 million a year for 3 years. I read it in the French papers while I was over there last May; no investor in anything in Dubai has lost money because the Head Poobah guaranteed that they would not lose when they invested (he wanted their name and celebrity to draw others in); and, last but not least, I did not say the house in Malibu has sold because I don't know. I said the house is for sale because it is too small and Brad recently purchased TWO houses next to his house in Los Felis. You need to work on your reading comprehension skills.
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 6:17pm.
*extends olive branch*
I apologize if I made you feel bad the other day. That was not my intent at all.
I do not want hard feelings with any of the regulars, so please accept my apologies. That is all I will say on the matter from now on!
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Ah mslewis my favourite loon! Try checking your facts rather than reading your beloved idol's PR bullshit. They own the house in France (60 million dollars worth), Brad has lost a lot of money on his investments in Dubai (as everyone has), and the Malibu property is overpriced and still not sold. And he's a major spendthrift (check that cool million bucks he spent on furniture for the French chateau, why would you spend all that money on a rented house?). Oh and Brange are quits, but you won't believe that cos you're a loon, but I'll just wait for the official announcement to see your loon heart break.
1. elle "the body" macpherson
2. nicolas cage
3. russell simmons and kimora. he is angry that she kept her marriage in africa a secret and therefore did not count towards their divorce settlement. he would have had to pay a whole lot less if news of her arican marriage had leaked out before the settlement.
4. jennifer aniston and john meyer. he has a new much younger lover.
That second item cannot be Brad Pitt!!! Yeah, they spend a lot of money because they HAVE A LOT OF MONEY!!! He is selling off the Malibu house because it's very small. At the same time as putting that on the market, he bought TWO houses next to his other houses in Los Felis to make the place a compound for his large family. They did not purchase that property in France, they RENT it!!! He has not lost any money in Dubai nor did Angelina say he doesn't know how to handle money. RUMORS, all!! Y'all need to stop reading the rag mags. Or,if you chose to read them, at least take what they say with a grain of salt!!!
The second item refers to Stallone. It should be obvious. The man hasn't earned a dime in years (since that last "Old Rocky" movie) and he and Jen continue to spend like they have money. Nic Cage is a good guess but he has family with money who could get him out of a jam, like all Good Italians do.
I hope the last one isn't Jakey!! I LOVE him and I don't want him to be gay!!
That's all I have to say about these blindies!!
If it is Bruce/Demi...then the lover isn't Ashton (he's her husband not her "lover")...it's Bruce's girlfriend, Emma Hemming who looks a lot like a younger Demi.
1. Linda Evangelista. Who would want to have sex with Dickinson??????
2. Ice-T. Keeping Coco in camel-toes costs a fortune plus he's totally lost his street cred to be a rapper again.
3. Pam & Tommy.
4. Reese and Jakey.
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4 - Defo Reesey and Jakey, she's gonna look like an idiot when the truth comes out about our Toothy and she knows it. If I were her I would have dropped this fauxmance years ago, the longer it goes on the worse its gonna look surely. Couldn't she try to find a real boyfriend instead? It would seem like a more sensible option to me.
3 - I immediately thought of Demi and Bruce but it could easily be Uma and Ethan, who knows?
2 - Could be Bacon but hasn't he been totally honest about his finances, why would it be in a blind item? (If it was him maybe they mean back to musicals like Footloose, hence it being funny).
Brad is known to have that Malibu home on the market and to have lost a lot of money in Dubai. Also Ange was overheard saying he was terrible with finances and he should just sit there and look pretty ages ago. And they do seem to have been spending like there is no tomorrow: the 60 million dollar French chateau; a million pounds/dollars(?) on new furniture which they then had to raise the percentage they made on picture sales from pap shots to pay off. I thought that was odd at the time, they didn't have the money in the bank when they bought all that furniture, sounds like they live beyond their means.
Or could be A.N. other celeb who has been fucked by the credit crunch, there's got to be tonnes.
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1~ I do think that the top model mention may be a clue, so I'm gonna guess Adrienne from ANTM. Um, her "marriage" to Peter Brady is a joke and, I'm sure, irrelevant to her.
2~ Its not Jim Carey, he is quite sensible, having grown up poor. I likey the Brad Pitt idea. Other thoughts: John Stamos? Johnny Depp (JUMP street)I really would be surprised,though, Joey from Friends?
3~ I doubt it is Tommygirl and Nick, he rarely, if ever, allows her contact with their adopted children. Definitely NOT Tommy and Pamela. I'd say definitely the Demi-Bruce-Asston triangle.
4~ the article said they were all friends, is that what they're calling Jakey and Reese these days? I mean, every tab refers to them as deeply in love, blahblahblah. Its probably them anyway.
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#2 has to be Nicolas Cage, he has 3 or 4 houeses for sale and just sold his 90 foot boat and plane.
Plus he started in comedy, I still love Raising Arizona.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:32pm.
don't you wish the correct answers were upside down at the bottom of the page???
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So very much snowpiece, thanks for the laughy time.
Item number three is Uma Therman and Ethan Hawke.
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Im gonna go with Clooney for the number 2.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
<"Brad's early career consisted of a role as a chicken (for some fast food place) and as a "pool boy" to rich, older Hollywood men.">
Did Pitt make a "fortune" doing this? It's some comedian turned actor, Jim Carrey is a good guess as people have posted.
Submitted by Master Blaster: "How do you accidentally spill acid on someone's chest during sex?"
That's what I was wondering, too. Not that I've been in any plastic surgeon's offices lately, but most doctors keep anything vaguely harmful out of reach. Unless he was doing sexy times during a procedure. Either way, I smell a good lawsuit. And if there IS a lawsuit, we will find out who it is!
Submitted by Nikki Lamb on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:28pm.
Pam and Tommy have been too tumultuous. My guess is Russell Simmons and Kimora.
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Ouu, good guess.
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The actor selling stuff to raise cash is Nicolas Cage.
The actor is probably Dane Cook. I bet he's a big show off and now that he's going broke, he's doing whatever he can to keep up his pathetic life.
I think the 3rd one is Bruce Willis & Demi Moore. People are always commenting on what a great divorce they had & how they still get along so maaaarvelously.
#2 is Brad Pitt. He's recently put some property up for sale, and lost a ton of cash on a Dubai investment. She's been bleeding him dry with mutliple homes purchases and excessive traveling. Brad's early career consisted of a role as a chicken (for some fast food place) and as a "pool boy" to rich, older Hollywood men.
thanks Provolone...I had never heard of it....not that I smoke cigarettes anyway.
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Didn't Sylvestor Stallone do porn before he became a movie star?
don't you wish the correct answers were upside down at the bottom of the page???
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Jake: Forget Reese! Pick Austin!
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1. Christie Brinkley
2. Arnold Schwarzneger or Jim Carrey
3. Heather Locklear and Ritchie Sambora
4. Matt Damon, Ben A, and Jen G
Pam and Tommy have been too tumultuous. My guess is Russell Simmons and Kimora.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:12pm.
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what about Eddie Murphy?
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Submitted by korupsi on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:05pm.
i always thought you need a super strong condom or better yet, a powerful antibiotics when you're banging Wonky in order to protect yourself against any STD you might get from her.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:15pm.
have any of you guys heard of a "E-CIGARETTE"?
he is smoking an e-cigarette. wtf is an e-cigarette? It's “a battery-powered device that provides inhaled doses of nicotine while no tobacco, smoke, or combustion is actually involved in its operation.”
yea they had it on howard stern. according to artie lange it didnt give you a buzz and was nothing like a real cig
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:12pm.
yea i was also factoring in spending money on jenny mccarthy. im sure shes expen$ive. I also liked the jamie foxx suggestion.
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
have any of you guys heard of a "E-CIGARETTE"?
he is smoking an e-cigarette. wtf is an e-cigarette? It's “a battery-powered device that provides inhaled doses of nicotine while no tobacco, smoke, or combustion is actually involved in its operation.”
whoa. It was Leo DiCaprio smoking one, btw.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:10pm.
I think you are right on that one.">
Thanks, but re-reading it I think not. Bacon may be applicable but he made no "fortune" on stories!
The piece hints towards an ex-comedian.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 11:51am.
Sly Stallone for #2? Italian Stallion II: Put out to pasture
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 11:55am
I dont think its Jim he had Yes Man recently which in my opinion was a really funny and cute movie and he had 23 before that
I dont think its will smith either because all his movies have been blockbusters plus he still gets money from Fresh Prince right? It would be funny if it was George Clooney....Maybe Will Farrel? I dunno
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:10pm.
I think you are right on that one.
The broke actor is an easy one: Kevin Bacon. Has already told the press he got wiped out by Bernie Madoff and his Ponzi scheme and Bacon started out in soaps (I mean "stories", MK).
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 11:55am.
Acid during sexy times is only called for when you're banging Paris Hilton. You need a powerful stripping agent to peel a few layers off after bedding that succubus.
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i always thought you need a super strong condom or better yet, a powerful antibiotics when you're banging Wonky in order to protect yourself against any STD you might get from her.
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The exes are Demi and Bruce. Who wouldn't get tired of Assy Ashton?
If it is Reese and Jake, why should she be ashamed? Her ex husband has a past. He started out playing a gay character on a soap and I was never truly convinced that he isn't bi.
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i'm confused about #1. did he mistake the acid for some sugary liquid he intended to lick off the top model's chest? what?
i don't think it's Janice Dickinson. she has ceased to be relevant eons ago. plus, i think she only screws boys barely in their teens.
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For the couples I'll go with Demi and Bruce, Demi is jelaous.
Jake poo and reese for the last one.
George Cloney for the actor who needs cash
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
if Will Smith ever goes bankrupt again I will personally slap the shit out of him!
I'm thinking it's more David Spade or Andy Dick though for #2.
#3 might be Tom and Nicole....
and no Imma need not think about Janice Dickwhatever and fucky fucky times.
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i think #2 is jim carrey. his original genre would be funny? figure its a big time ex comedian who hasn't made shit in a while. Ace Ventura 3 or dumb n dumber 2 (i dont count THAT one as a sequel)anybody??
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