Tuesday, March 10th 2009

They Are Really Doing This

And here they are. It's Kristen Johnston and Kathryn Hahn as Patsy and Edina on the set of the American slaughter of the British treasure Absolute Fabulous. No, it wasn't a vodka-induced nightmare. Is this real life? Yes it is.

Kristen and Kathryn can dump their costumes and scripts into that trash can and run for it. There's still time! There's still time to save the world. You know, I shouldn't fucking judge something that hasn't even aired yet, but look at them. At them, look. They look like two PTA moms who are trying to dress as Patsy and Edina for Slutoween. You can't try, you just have to be.

But I'm hoping these hos will prove me wrong. And expect to see HoHan in the exact same outfit Kristen is wearing. I think the costumers went through her dirty laundry.

Posted by: Michael K


rukiddingme's picture

Why can't we just leave well enough alone?

nobody gives a crap about freakin' british tv.

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

"why don't you remake Fawlty Towers with that arse Adam Sandler? "

Please for the love of everything that is sacred, don't give them anymore ideas.

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:06am.

I see. Well, if i get those tix i'll give them to you and kdracs

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You just fucked up my morning with this shit! Couldn't they find something better to dump money into? Say American Banks?

Didn't TV try to unsuccessfully to adapt AbFab once already?

When will these dumb fuckers learn to leave well enough alone! That show was priceless and un-repeatable.

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Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 8:59am.
smurf, did you see internet presale for DM tix?
No I haven't seen it
My problem is, I want to see them in MSG, but I have to see them in Boston too, the tix for ny go on ale on March 16 but the ones for Boston go on March 21st,I have to buy Boston tix, first just in case and if is there any left for ny I would buy it then.

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smurf, did you see internet presale for DM tix? floor was sold out already. I can't go because i have family coming late Jul to mid Aug. I asked my friend to get tix anyway, red seats. Do you know MSG layout?

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Who's playing Saffy? Anybody know?

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Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 8:55am.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 8:52am
I have no Idea what the show is about, I have never seen it, just the whitetrashiliscious costumes
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no

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 8:52am.

Yeah at least they are trying to be an itty bitty bit original. That show is the mother/daughter version of AbFab in a way, no?

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Thanks a bunch. While you're at it, why don't you remake Fawlty Towers with that arse Adam Sandler? Or redo 'The Queen' with Angie Jo in the lead role and make her American? Or just come and shit on the Union Jack, the overall effect will be the same. Shame on you.

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Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 8:47am.
Trying too hard to play tacky does not play tacky well.
Hi girl!
you know who plays tacky well, even if it is a little over the top?
Selma blair on Kim & Kate? (I'm not sur eabout the name of the show)

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 8:51am.

Thanks Mrs G. She's such a hulking retard, i couldn't help it.

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FUCK THIS FUCKERY!!!!
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Kristen does not look like she "hasn't eaten anything since 1973". May she choke on that line.

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hai teh smurf

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not working!

lmao Gyeah love your avie!

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To early for this fuckery Indeed.
wasap sluts!
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Trying too hard to play tacky does not play tacky well.

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TexnDoc's picture

Edina is supposed to be overweight and squeezing into designer clothes that never match and Patsy is rail-thin. FAIL.

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Gotta love Gran:

Eddie: In this body there is a thin person dying to get out.
Gran: Just the one dear?

Eddie: Mother, are you still on the computer?
Gran: Yes, dear. Sometimes you get into a porn loop and just can't get out.

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This will not translate well to U.S. audiences. They will have to dumb it down.

To paraphrase Saffy, this project is haggis! A tight old bladder skin holding together some rotting offal.

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I bet these two have never even seen the original, but they are bound and determined to make it better.

*goes back to bed*

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Arem't they a bit young for the parts, too?

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

Blasphemy.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. You can't improve perfection. It's as simple as that.

Helena's picture

Why, sweetie darling, WHY?!

Kristen's legs look great, though. But the Patsy I know would not be caught dead in that getup.

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Kristen Johnston doesn't look too thrilled about it either. Lame, lame, lame!

Zappy's picture

What's wrong with Kristen's outfit? I dress like this all the time...

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Just kidddddinggggg

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these two misguided souls can give a fashion advice or two to Karl Lagerfeld.

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Kathryn Hahn is a twig. They've failed already.

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red_hot_kitchen's picture

I like Kristen Johnston, but I'm not sure if this is going to work.

Lol- When I first saw the header pic I thought it was Fergie and Julia Roberts!!!

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It's truly the end of the world.

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my gay friends are gonna be PISSSEEDDDD

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Nanners's picture

Horrifying.

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Fail Shit Sammich, to go.

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