Hmmmm...I'm Not Sure About This
I haven't seen Dakota Fanning in a movie since that Dreamer shit. Don't you dare fucking judge. I had an awful case of the sicks, so I was high on NyQuil and feeling vulnerable. Needless to say, that horse poop made me sicker.
Because I haven't seen Dakota do acting shit in a movie since 2005, I'm not really sure what her skills are. So when I read that she is going to play Cherie Currie in The Runaways movie, I wasn't sure whether I should fall down and cry or co-sign it in my blood. I can already confirm that Dakota will be a million times better than ScarJo, HoHan, Taylor Momsen or any of those other hos, but that's not saying much. And at 15, Dakota is the right age for this mess. But can her hair look like it was cut by an angel's wing the same way Cherie's does? That is the fucking test. They better not use wigs on this shit. If Dakota's hair can't look like that naturally, then don't bother!
Variety also confirms that Kristen Stewart of that Twilight crap will play Joan Jett. And by "play," I mean just stand there and look glazed over. Kristen always looks like she just spent 5 hours sniffing glue before coming up with the idea that eating it my give her a better high. They should've cast a piece of wet plywood as Joan instead. It would've given us more raw emotion.
Dakota and Kristen are both shooting the sequel to Twilight next and will probably make The Runaways movie after that. I feel like no matter what it's still going to look like a really long American Apparel commercial.
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Oh funnie, you sed semin is that liek semin frm boyz cuz thats jest nassstie
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Dakota needs a sammich
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This movie was dead to me the moment those fuckers cast Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett. They might as well get Pam Anderson to play Lita Ford, this couldn't get any worse.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:02pm.
'seminal' does not mean what you think it does.
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I love it when you talk dirrrty TITS!!
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I love it when anyone gets my lame-ass jokes.
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DevilG, I think so, they were the first of their kind to make it when nobody was doing what they were as successfully. Besides, the whoring and drugging of the GoGo's has NOTHING on these bitches. Ought to be fun to watch.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Deb, you got that right. Compare them to any manufactured girl band (or boy band, for that matter), and it's laughable. And I totally rocked the Joan Jett 'do back then. :)
chick on the stripper pole looks like Stains the dog. those eyes!
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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:00pm.
TITS, yeah, it does (that was my comment.) They were seminal (see the def below.)
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;) I was trying to be funnee, but you had to go and blow it by posting a definition!! :D
Look at the word again, and pretend you're young and stewpid.
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Uh, do the life and times of The Runaways merit a movie made about them?
I LOVED "Foxes!" I do not believe for one second Dakota Fanning has a rebellious bone in her body. She will suck, but not as much as that catatonic bitch from Twilight. Every time I see her I think, am I supposed to know that person? Did she bag my groceries last week or something? Boooo-riiiing.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:01pm.
Excellent post! I remember visiting with my mom's sister & her family, and my cousin Mark had at least one Runaways album in the mid-late 70's. I was fascinated by this all-girl rock n' roll band.
I didn't have the dye job, but I had that Cherie Currie haircut.
These chicks were the real deal.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Wow, not hating but Dakota look OLD in that pic. I didn't know who that whore was, so I pegged her at 30. I know that lil' ho doesn't look 30 in real life, but in that pic, she sure do...
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DJ, I JUST watched FOXES the other day. It was running on DirecTV and I just coundn't resist watching it it all it's winged-hair glory... I have pics where I tried to pull of the Cherie Currie look, to no avail.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:58pm.
'seminal' does not mean what you think it does.
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I love it when you talk dirrrty TITS!!
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:39pm.
I've never heard of The Runaways, so whatever.
Yeah... it figures.. they arent infotainment fembot 3 holed chattel of today ..
Uhm.. they were only THE prototype all girl punk/ rock band. TOOO Fuckin Real for America.. but they were Led Zeppelin BIG in Japan & Europe kind of big in the underground in America. Crashed and burned in less than 3 yrs after topping the charts in many countries ...
I cant say that the Runaways themselves are none too pleased to hear YET another fuck story is headed their way as if Lita Ford, Joan Jett, Cherie Curie & co. didnt get REAMED & ripped off enough by their child pimp / pedo Managaer Kim Fowley and now here comes the graverobbing storytellers in Hwood to drink @ their necks one mo time.....
they all had better be getting some serious $$$$ for this shit ...
Last I heard Cherie Curie was working @ the drive thru of a dry cleaners a few years back.. hope she is doing better. ..
MK your're the best for posting this and I LOVE Cherie Curie in the ultimate teen flick film "FOXES" with Jodie Foster..THAT shit should be remade , a "reality" film from 1980 where HS freshmen girls get to leave home get an apt. smoke , drink, drive, fuck and do drugs & just slut it up with Scott Baio ..
THATSwhat Im talking about !
and who knows? maybe these alleged castings are all just rumours...
I kept hearing that Kuntsten Dunce was to portray Deborah Harry a few years back and I wanted to spit up on just the thought alone , then it never happened, thank Gay God in Heaven ~!
Seriously lets all pray to our Blondie posters that it doesnt , that ano wanna be druggie wooden milk head slag Dunce isnt fit to shine Deborah Harry's shoes much less play her in a bio pic. ..
UGH ! zero chemistry with her and Toby whats his name in those dull rotten Spiderman flicks..which like the Kristen Stewart kid to play icon Jett on the strength of that Twilight crap...
I keep praying for another 70s style rock revolution !
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TITS, yeah, it does (that was my comment.) They were seminal (see the def below.) No one was doing what they were doing with the lineup they had back in the day...
sem·i·nal [ sémmin'l ]
adjective
Definition:
1. influential: highly original and influential
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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:52pm.
Um, Salem, The Runaways were seminal band from the 70's. JFGI. Then again, if YOU'VE never heard of them they must know be worth knowing.
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and uh Salem? 'seminal' does not mean what you think it does.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:52pm.
When they green-light a "Quadrophenia" remake starring the Jonas Brothers, I think it will be truly time to call it a day for modern civilization.
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Close, but my money is on them doing the ramones - rock and roll high school.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:52pm.
When they green-light a "Quadrophenia" remake starring the Jonas Brothers, I think it will be truly time to call it a day for modern civilization.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:05pm.
...where's the Janis Joplin or Stevie Nicks movie bio?!
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I can think of no modern actress either lovely or talented enough to play Stevie.
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Oh, I don't know. I think there would be plenty of young unknowns who could do the job. Just no one cheesy and FAMOUS.
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When they green-light a "Quadrophenia" remake starring the Jonas Brothers, I think it will be truly time to call it a day for modern civilization.
Um, Salem, The Runaways were seminal band from the 70's. JFGI. Then again, if YOU'VE never heard of them they must know be worth knowing.
Sheesh, kids today. (Sorry, PMSing here.)
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
I've never heard of The Runaways, so whatever.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:05pm.
...where's the Janis Joplin or Stevie Nicks movie bio?!
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I can think of no modern actress either lovely or talented enough to play Stevie.
..Good point.
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Miss Nicks is definitely one of a kind. I also had Stevie hair for a while there in the 80s.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:23pm.
I will straight go psycho if that happens. I'm straight, but am little bit crazy in the brains over Stevie Nicks. Always looked up to her. Saw FM three times in concert.
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This sounds like a direct to DVD movie. I can't imagine Kristin as Joan Jett, unless Joan Jett was completely stoned and boring as a teen. I think Dakota is a little innocent to play a teen in a rock n roll band. But I could be completely wrong - SIKE!
Is this going to be another "Satisfaction"? Cause Justine Bateman made me want to beat her with that cowbell!
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Janis already got played by Bette Midler and it was perfect. The only other person i think should play Janis is Edie Brickell.
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That Stewart pothead can't act to save her life, but since it's Hollywood, she will get loads of acting contracts just because that Twilight shit made people remember her.
Dakota CAN act, so it bothers me that she's choosing bmovies now.
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:20pm.
...Blohan better not play Stevie, i swear ...
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I will straight go psycho if that happens. I'm straight, but am little bit crazy in the brains over Stevie Nicks. Always looked up to her. Saw FM three times in concert.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
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Who on earth is this films target audience?
Pointless idea.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:17pm.
I can think of no modern actress either lovely or talented enough to play Stevie.
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CO SIIIIIIIIIIGN ...Blohan better not play Stevie, i swear ...
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:05pm.
...where's the Janis Joplin or Stevie Nicks movie bio?!
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I can think of no modern actress either lovely or talented enough to play Stevie.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
She should play Cherie
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A Runaways movie? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hell has frozen over and I am never going to the movies again.
And Dakota is no Runaway, give me a break.
Hate to show my age (I am kinda cheesey in a way, improving with time), but -- did anyone else have Cherie Curry hair in high school? Takes a curling iron with a certain barrel size and a couple/ten blasts of aqua net, but it can be made to hold.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
I hope I'm wrong, but I wonder when we'll see pics of Dakota falling out of the Ivy?
Vanessa Hudgens would make a better young Joan Jett, but Disney probably won't allow it. Kristen Stewart seems like a morose stoner, not an angry B&D rocker.
F** both of these movies and both of these actresses...where's the Janis Joplin or Stevie Nicks movie bio?!
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
I like Dakota! I just hope that she stays on the right track.
"I wanna rock I wanna rock I wanna rock I I I I wanna rock right now" Doo Doo Brown
This all sounds very, very wrong.
I LOVE Piece of Wet Plywood! Her work in "Life as a House (in a Hurricane)" was AMAZING!
Great casting!
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