Hmmmm...I'm Not Sure About This
I haven't seen Dakota Fanning in a movie since that Dreamer shit. Don't you dare fucking judge. I had an awful case of the sicks, so I was high on NyQuil and feeling vulnerable. Needless to say, that horse poop made me sicker.
Because I haven't seen Dakota do acting shit in a movie since 2005, I'm not really sure what her skills are. So when I read that she is going to play Cherie Currie in The Runaways movie, I wasn't sure whether I should fall down and cry or co-sign it in my blood. I can already confirm that Dakota will be a million times better than ScarJo, HoHan, Taylor Momsen or any of those other hos, but that's not saying much. And at 15, Dakota is the right age for this mess. But can her hair look like it was cut by an angel's wing the same way Cherie's does? That is the fucking test. They better not use wigs on this shit. If Dakota's hair can't look like that naturally, then don't bother!
Variety also confirms that Kristen Stewart of that Twilight crap will play Joan Jett. And by "play," I mean just stand there and look glazed over. Kristen always looks like she just spent 5 hours sniffing glue before coming up with the idea that eating it my give her a better high. They should've cast a piece of wet plywood as Joan instead. It would've given us more raw emotion.
Dakota and Kristen are both shooting the sequel to Twilight next and will probably make The Runaways movie after that. I feel like no matter what it's still going to look like a really long American Apparel commercial.
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Where's Unkle Cracker? er..Ashtray (sorry) he'd appreciate the Rainbow fest
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:58pm.
I like the Timewise cleansing bar. But I think the MK lady I was getting TW from has divorced me.
Dunno why--mebbe my stunning personality? 80's metal obsession?
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Boy Howdy! 4 the cool gurls cuz we were
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:58pm.
GIRL! i been pussyclapping all this time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfB33CFuRyg
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:24pm.
My mom was buying mary kay for awhile and said her saleswoman told her that there is a special mary kay prayer.
i used Mary Kay once, like in 1989 and i broke out in bubbles all over my face. I was trying to win a pink Caddy like Arepa Franklin but that was the end of my MK career. I do like those cloths they sell to wipe off the makeup.
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:58pm.
For devilgirl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t62zOXvSrh0
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I'ma a frickin faint right now.
Mcnightmare--you totes right--it WAS Creem--blame my memaw dementia.
xo
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
you said horse poop!
fucking moxxie
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:52pm.
nooo Reese W ..i don't see it ...at all. i dont know who could play Lita Ford, i think it's better if unknowns play these type of roles and to find girls who really physically look the parts, i hate seeing biopics where the cast looks nothing like the people they are supposed to be, hate it.
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I was kidding! She was the worst choice I could think of for the part, and I thought they'd already made some really bad choices, so.....
nitey Tiger
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:47pm.
Is that Ryan Phillippe's girlfriend?
is it? i'm not sure, i know her from some australian film.
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I was sure I'd seen them together at Whole Foods a couple of times. Had to look it up and it is her. Good choice!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:52pm.
Sweet dreams Lils!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:24pm.
My mom was buying mary kay for awhile and said her saleswoman told her that there is a special mary kay prayer.
Whazzup wid dat?
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:51pm.
Who am I kidding? I still want to stalk those pepaws.
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teeheeheehee the word 'pepaws' gives me the jiggles
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
NITE WHORES!!!! No one won't never love you like I insist upon not ever loving you....'cept I can't not ever love you cuz I don't not love you, but yet I kinda do....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
nooo Reese W ..i don't see it ...at all. i dont know who could play Lita Ford, i think it's better if unknowns play these type of roles and to find girls who really physically look the parts, i hate seeing biopics where the cast looks nothing like the people they are supposed to be, hate it.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:54pm.
Boy Howdy! No you didn!!! :-)
I cut up my Cream mags and made decoupage collages on my clipboards and notebooks of the Rainbow guys. Totes wanted to stalk Ricthie Blackmore and JLT.
I was a sick little bastid.
Who am I kidding? I still want to stalk those pepaws.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:47pm.
Is that Ryan Phillippe's girlfriend?
is it? i'm not sure, i know her from some australian film.
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:43pm.
Is that Ryan Phillippe's girlfriend?
That gives me a wonderful idea- why not cast Reese Witherspoon as Lita Ford? Gag! You KNOW they're considering it though!
Zooey Deschanel sings like a fucking eunuch
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Zooey Deschanel and Renne Zelweggerd as Janis, jesus who's brilliant idea was that?
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
moxxie, i will not be ignoreded ::holding bunny over pot:::
you dont think this girl
http://leeloodogblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/abbiecornish.jpg
looks more like Cherie than Kristen and DF???? Just, fire up the photoshop, feather her hair and do a side by side.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:38pm.
I remember hearing that too. Renee Zellwegger was also being considered. I thought they finally settled on Zooey Daschenel (sp?). She can sing and has the acting chops, so I think they made the right choice.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:38pm.
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Thanks for the link! I think I just had a flashback.
Look! It's a woman singing without her pussy hanging out. (Heart, Magic Man live)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYjgh-znxB4
I! LOVE! ROCK N ROLL!!! PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY!!!
hells yeah :D
And looks like Dakota Fanning just may be following the Kate Winslet path, not the Lohan-Panatroll ho highway as I was afraid she might. At least I hope she's following the Winslet way, because she's that talented.
There was some mumuring a little while ago that Pink was tapped to Play Janis Joplin..I kinda wouldn't have a problem with that. She has a great voice and a crazzy enough demeanor and personality
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
I hear ya Leandra
Except The Runaways, in their teens, were like 33 year old teeangers, so I think it would work with Ambrose and Fisher.
Something about Dakota just isn't dirty enough to pull it off.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:35pm.
devilgirl, enjoy your four-legged guest!
Yeah, I am thrilled (not) I wish I had NO heart!
Nite Deb
Nite Gyeah and everyone else again! I gotta see what my dog and his pal are up to! UGH!
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:34pm.
My crush is officially back on!
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hahahah. i'm glad someone said something i didn't want to be responsible for killing it.
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devilgirl, enjoy your four-legged guest!
luscious_t
To me that's the ONLY Heart!
Night all & happy snarkin'!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:16pm.
joan is actually a sweetie, they say.
^^^^^^ LOOK LEANDRA =D
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I missed that! :D Yes!!! I knew it! My crush is officially back on!
NITEY devilgirl
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:26pm.
Smooches PSL!
TV and Vany?!! James Haven would have loved to have been there! What cruel twist of fate that James Haven was in NY only a few weeks ago. NY and NJ are near each other you know. James Haven could have motored on over and spent some time with his favorite dlisters!
Mary Kay lip balm works wonders on lips chapped from these cold winters!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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God, I ADORE 70s Heart!!
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'K, MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUT!
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Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:54pm.
It IS fucked up when you think about it. Nobody was all over Meatloaf to lose weight, or Keith Richards to gain weight, etc. But a chick had to look hot in a video.
So Ann Wilson was driven out of the business, practically, and the only real sounds to come out of Britney Spears' mouth at her concert is complaining about her misplaced beef-curtains.
@jiggywiddit & devilgirl- BOY HOWDY!
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HAHAHAHA! Deb! Boy that brings back memories! God I was a cool ass kid now that I look back on it!
Thanks Gyeah for the Stone Cold link!
I gotta say good night, a new dog has made it's way to my house ( you can ck my rant out on open thread) and I have decided to put it up for the night, which means a bed and dinner. What am I a f' in pet hotel!?
Nighty Night Whorz!
Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:16pm.
joan is actually a sweetie, they say.
^^^^^^ LOOK LEANDRA =D
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James Haven, I rthought of you the other day- I was in NJ ( I met TV and Vany!!!) and I lost my Aquaphor, so my sister gave me some Mary Kay lip balm!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:13pm.
Smooches Manny! Long time no 0)0
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Submitted by moxxie on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:16pm.
Lauren Ambrose is Claire from Six Feet Under.
She's Sandy is so many ways.
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I like Lauren Ambrose a lot. Problem is, she's around 30 and the Runaways were in their mid-teens. Isla Fisher is 33 or 34...
moxxie you dont think this girl
http://leeloodogblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/abbiecornish.jpg
looks more like Cherie than Kristen and DF???? Just, fire up the photoshop, feather her hair and do a side by side.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:16pm.
Smooches Lil!
Yes Hollywood has passed James Haven over many times for parts that James Haven could play in his sleep. One of the mysteries of the world is how does Keanu Reeves get roles and James Haven doesn't? But James Haven is not one to focus on the negatives of life. It ages a person.
No James Haven can no longer be Angie's body double. Angie is so skinny that James Haven's chest is bigger then hers! Nasty!
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Submitted by moxxie on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:16pm.
Yo Gyeah! Ok so Cheri and Kstew are identical if you photoshop Kstew to look like Cheri in Twilight Zone.
Lauren Ambrose is Claire from Six Feet Under.
She's Sandy is so many ways.
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OHH ok i haven't and won't ever see Tweilight Zone but will lookup pics and compare (note to self: get a life hehe).
LAUREN AMBROSE! ok i know who that is now, thanks. You really think BloH is Sandy?? That's crazy (not in a bad way), i'm on the fence, i can be swayed.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:14pm.
Tigerlily, I don't know. But Carmen is probably working the 'pole' as we speak. JEZEBEL!!
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Yeah, WHORE! Don't you lick the panty puddin' out my kitten's mouf, then tell me you need yo' ass some sausage crud! Bitch, get up on outta here!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:12pm.
Very true. And in Britney's case, it's understandable that people focus on her looks, that's what she's known for and all she's got really.
Ann Wilson had/has amazing talent and that incredible voice, she wasn't just a piece of ass. The double standard is sickening.
YEP. And with a few exceptions, we ALL lose when T & A and shit music is all that's being offered by females in pop music.
It makes me angry, that Jessica Simpson gets a gig at a hotdog stand.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yo Gyeah! Ok so Cheri and Kstew are identical if you photoshop Kstew to look like Cheri in Twilight Zone.
Lauren Ambrose is Claire from Six Feet Under.
She's Sandy is so many ways.
Frankly, I'm a bit vexed over them JUST NOW making a movie about the Runaways. Where the eff was this movie in 2002? Why the EFF do I still see Kardasian re-runs on E True Hollywood yet they still won't make the true story of the first true bitch band?
Lest we forget, many rockin bitches of the 80s (Go-gos, Runaways, Debbie Harry, Exene, Siouxsie) have either been forgotten or had their "nearly headless nick except I'm still alive bitch" spirits shellacked over by the "new retro" a la Katy, Lily, HoHan, whatever?
I'm sorry, but Dakota Fanning, or any underage cherry, has no effing place in any movie about any Runaway. Period.
speaking of being a bitch - it was "creem" magazine.
joan is actually a sweetie, they say. but not one that suffers fools gladly.
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Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:10pm.
James Haven tried out for the role of Joan Jett. James Haven can be all about the "tude" when he wants.
The director was impressed but said that James Haven was too tall to play the tiny Jett. That's too bad since James Haven not only has fine acting chops but he can carry a tune like nobody's business!
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Oh Jamesies! Why does Hollyweird mistreat you so? Well, at least you've got the job as Angie's body double for life, no?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:57pm.
Yeah that's more i was referring to. I mean, the first time i said she's prob a bitch i meant it not in the cool way, but since i don't know her at all i'd have to agree with you. I just know enough people in the biz to tell you honestly they are all fucking raging assholes.
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I can believe that! Seems you really need a Kanye-sized ego to make it big.
Tigerlily, I don't know. But Carmen is probably working the 'pole' as we speak. JEZEBEL!!
Who looks older? Ali Lohan or Dakota.
What's up James Haven?
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