Monday, March 9th 2009
Turn That Shit Down
Damnnnnn. Kanye West needs to tell his girl to turn down the brightness on her leggings. Tell her in all CAPS. Those leggings are my breaking my MacBook eyes!
I feel like I need to drop acid to deal with this shit. Seriously, Amber Rose looks like something my imagination would create while riding on an acid high at a desert rave or some shit. She's like a giant glowstick. Actually, fuck acid. Drop the E, drink some orange juice and make her bounce around. That trippy shit would take you to another dimension. Another dimension where Kanye's blog posts make absolute sense the first time you read them.
Here's Kanye and his bought-and-paid-for robot girl at the Stella McCartney show in Paris.
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:22pm.
and, come to think of it, all my boyfriends were gay.
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Only a gay dude (in the closet or otherwise) can really appreciate that type of shit.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:26pm.
....my gaydar predicts Kanye will lose his Grace Jones beard as soon as the show is over and be getting his wardrobe in order for the White Party in Palm Springs ASAP....he's not foolin' me....c'mon, embrace your inner mo, Kanye...
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Amen, my fellow DListed ho...but I suggest Kangay not embrace his inner mo too much, elsewise, he, his inner mo and his ego would never leave his bedroom *light bulb moment*...EMBRACE THAT 'MO, EMBRACE I SAY! EMBRACE, EMBRACE!
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Submitted by StewieGriffin on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:31pm.
He's so ashey.
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You got any grease?
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
Ok, I don't mind the clothes here...(ducks, weaves and bobs...)
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I don't know ANYTHING about this woman but I like her.
Kanye? Not so much.
Hell, I'd bet she fucks him!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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He's so ashey.
....my gaydar predicts Kanye will lose his Grace Jones beard as soon as the show is over and be getting his wardrobe in order for the White Party in Palm Springs ASAP....he's not foolin' me....c'mon, embrace your inner mo, Kanye...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:08pm.
She's bringing back memories of the 80s for me, which isn't altogether a bad thing.
But why is she bald?
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i was bald a lot back in my youth, when i could pull it off.
and, come to think of it, all my boyfriends were gay.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:13pm.
She's either holding her boobs, or pledging allegiance to the flag.
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The $$ flag
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:08pm.
She's bringing back memories of the 80s for me, which isn't altogether a bad thing.
But why is she bald?
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I THINK...that she believes in her heart of hearts that she is SO beautiful that hair (which is universally used to beautify ourselfs) only would interfere with her beautufullness and perfect features ...excuse her baldness.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
She's either holding her boobs, or pledging allegiance to the flag.
These two are wack.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Is it uncooll to "bump" my own post? what a narcissist , here i go! It's only because i really believe in it that i do it.
gyeah (me) said at whatevertimeisaidit:
I think this picture explains it all
http://mediatakeout.s3.amazonaws.com/photo/1236520723kanyegfstreets.jpg
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by Zedrie on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:40pm.
I could believe that. Look at the body language in the second pic, in all the others they're close whatever, but when she's looking him in the eye she's pulling her head back. You don't shy away from the object of your affection.
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Unless they have a MASSIVE penis.
... or really bad breath.
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She's bringing back memories of the 80s for me, which isn't altogether a bad thing.
But why is she bald?
those pants really do glow. well, he made us look
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:43pm.
like daddy leather chaps but the gayglo version? If i give her the side-eye she looks totally Glam Rock Ken
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LOL.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
Kanye couldn't be more obvious on the DL...I mean, LOOK, SQUIDBRAINS IF I WAS GAY, WOULD I BE WIF SUCH A LUCIOUS LADY...meanwhile you can tell he's trying to touch her as much as possible, but just not to near those lady bits...EWWWWWWW! Fag. WHY WON'T HE JUST LET KAYNE BE GAY?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Forget the pants! She's wearing a tube top to a fashion show in Paris!!! Fuck. Me.
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Bitch needs to grow some hair.
Bitch needs to grow some hair.
So ok, are those pink spandex supposed to give the illusion of crotchless pants? like daddy leather chaps but the gayglo version? If i give her the side-eye she looks totally Glam Rock Ken
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 5:59pm.
I honest to gawd think Kanye is a queer and all this is for show.
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I could believe that. Look at the body language in the second pic, in all the others they're close whatever, but when she's looking him in the eye she's pulling her head back. You don't shy away from the object of your affection.
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Submitted by Grandma J on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:07pm.
Why is she handling her boobs in some of those pix?
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I'm into that as well...not HER boobs ofcourse, but my own. They are fabulous.
That said, AR's lipstick is a travesty.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:01pm.
He basically brought his lyrics to his hit song, Stronger, to life: "Well, I'd do anything for a blond Dyke...And she'll do anything for the limelight...And we'll do anything when the time's right"
hahaha
Is it me or does this chick look like a damn alien? Maybe it's just the shaved head, and the sunglasses.
Great now BET has their own version of Will & Grace.
...yes, those pink leggings DO make you look fat....and desperate....
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
Why is she handling her boobs in some of those pix? And that dimple on her ass, is that cellulite?
WHAT THE?! Those pants are fucking bright. All she is missing is either a florescent green or orange shirt. You can't miss her ass. What the hell is up with those sunglasses. I thought you only wear those over your glasses not by themselves.
She belongs in a fucking Star Trek movie and he belongs working a diner in the middle of nowhere.
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I'm not even gonna lie or hate..I'm feeling this girl's unique style and flavour. Granted, she's a robotic, home-erotic proto-type with lesbionic tendencies created for and by Krazy Kanye, but I think she's something "new" and different. He basically brought his lyrics to his hit song, Stronger, to life: "Well, I'd do anything for a blond Dyke...And she'll do anything for the limelight...And we'll do anything when the time's right"
I actually e-mailed my mom and told her I'm gonna shave my head like Amber Rose and she quit talkig to me for the rest of the day, so that nixed that idea.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Kanye is trying very hard!
"I wanna rock I wanna rock I wanna rock I I I I wanna rock right now" Doo Doo Brown
WOW she really is like the empress of lucite.Is she in rap videos for the Low Down and Bearded?
looks like she's got the upper hand right now. he's holding on real tight in some of those pix.
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"The human race is a virus in shoes" - Bill Hicks
Kanye is trying to get himself a "Coco", like Ice-T. This must be the best his CAPS LOVING behind could do. After all, the original is taken-the rest of the strippers are just a blur.
She has a pretty face. I'm kinda shocked that someone of Kanye's Godly stature would be with a woman with a little cellulite on her bum. Not criticizing. Just sayin'
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
Amber Rose (not fully convinced she's female) looks like Aldo Nova.
Not hot.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
I like. They both look hot. What's wrong with a little flashback??? lol.
"Aso heavy. Sank u very much. Sank u my suppotah. Sank you my stuff. Sank you my pencil. Academy. Sank you animation. Sank u my company robot. Domo arigato Mr. Roboto."
The bitch is ugly, and Kayne is an untalented dunce. So, ya know.... Eat a bag.
Call me crazy but I think this chick is hot. I feel sorry for her having to shag that fugly jackass though.
What a cute couple :)
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"Be the change you wish to see in the world."-Gandhi
Clearly, there's no beard uniform then?
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
In the main pic, she looks like Shauna Sands minus the weave. And I think that's the first time I've ever seen a pic of Kanye with his mouth closed.
I think this picture explains it all
http://mediatakeout.s3.amazonaws.com/photo/1236520723kanyegfstreets.jpg
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
I always used to say that the only thing that can make you "look" gay is a big cock in your mouf, but this comes pretty close.
Good on Kanye for proving me wrong.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Yeah there is something not right with this "relationship" it's like it's a bought and paid for one by his PR group. Neither of them are hot in the least and if you're not hot when you're young it is only downhill from there.
Man is she bringing the Fug.
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How do you take in a fashion show wearing sunglasses suitable for welding or mountaineering?