Monday, March 9th 2009
Turn That Shit Down
Damnnnnn. Kanye West needs to tell his girl to turn down the brightness on her leggings. Tell her in all CAPS. Those leggings are my breaking my MacBook eyes!
I feel like I need to drop acid to deal with this shit. Seriously, Amber Rose looks like something my imagination would create while riding on an acid high at a desert rave or some shit. She's like a giant glowstick. Actually, fuck acid. Drop the E, drink some orange juice and make her bounce around. That trippy shit would take you to another dimension. Another dimension where Kanye's blog posts make absolute sense the first time you read them.
Here's Kanye and his bought-and-paid-for robot girl at the Stella McCartney show in Paris.
has anyone ever seen amber rose and shauna sand in the same room?
I actually like the way she looks, I think she is kind of cool looking, she is different & sort of pretty...not a total fan of the way she dresses, but I LOVE the shaved head on her. I shaved my head like that in Nov & its grown back a lot, but I would love to keep it shaved like hers all the time, but its not really practical for someone who isnt a model or a celeb...He is the icky one to me.
I guess everyone had their Hatorade this morning...
she is FABULOUS. She is gorgeous, she is a REAL woman, and she's perfectly suited to Kanye. He may have an ego -- amusingly so -- but he also brings the goods to back it up, and she seems his perfect match.
I can't get enough of these two.
MORE AMBER ROSE!!!
...but when he get on he leave yo' ass for a white girl...
Really now kids, this Grace Jones wannabe is not cutting it. Can't he get a better beard to play with? Paging Jean Paul Gauthier !!!
"We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles." Thomas Edison.
Is that a woman? If so. OMG, what a horror!
Jesus. I know he craves attention, but that girl is straight up busted. Ugh. Shame, shame, Kanye.
You know...
I've been wondering if there's enough money in the WORLD to deal with his bitchery on a daily basis...
I mean...
REALLY!!!
He needs to send her ass back to the stripper pole from whence she came. She is a "model" of sorts, in a lot of ass books. I guess the ass books photoshops her ass, cause it sure is looking cheesy. Bitch can't be 25 and have all of the cheese on her ass.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:48am.
In the "leaked sex photos" she insisted that the ASSHATFROMHELL suck on her nipple a little bit. However the subs that he's normally used to like it a little rough and he just did what came naturally to him.
She's checking to see if the nipple transplant from the unfortunate event is taking or not. Damn thing has a tendency to bleed a little, scaring little children... well, they're already scared, but this gives the little dears nightmares.
Why is she holding her boob?
Ok. But this is, like, the FAKEST relationship in history.
Just sayin'
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*feels rage boil from the bottom of her soul*
Erm....
IHATEYOUYOUFUCKINGASSHOLE!!!!
IWISHYOUWOULDLOSEYOURVOICESOWECANBELEFTINPEACE!!!
I wouldn't wish death on this asshat because then my grandpappies would have to handle him and I just cannot do that to my poor dead relatives. I'll take the damage for them... I'm that selfsacrificing.
I hate this man. I really do.
Wow! Only one "fuck!" I must be feeling good this morning!
*zens out*
Look at that cottage cheese butt!!! gross...although her lipstick is a perfect ass shade of neon it is kinda cool actually
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Some people can pull off that spandex look but MOST people CAN'T and she is in that majority. She is a pretty girl, no doubt, but those pank spandex whatevers are trashy. Her dimpled ass shows through. Spandex doesn't hide the dimples, it just compresses them so they show somewhere else.
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To the bitch giving them the side-eye in thumbnail #8: Pretty much.
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i think she's got a pretty face and lovely skin. but i'm really tired of the 80s revival.
*hides in shame*
She is nothing more then another ploy for Kanye to prove to everyone how 'artistic' he is. And yes this bitch needs to hit the gym if she insists on letting it all hang out every time she is in public. She is always looking trashtastic.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 11:13pm.
Can someone please explain to me how she has like NO HAIR and yet she can still dye it blonde? I've dyed my hair 3 times in 2 weeks and couldn't get the color to be that vibrant...
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maybe because she uses 2 bottles of bleach? her upper head reminds me of Eminem in a weird kind of way.
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Her sunglasses look like those cheap wrap around shades they give you after you get your eyes dilated at the Optometrist.
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love how kanye got dissed by radiohead. http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/kanye-west-and-miley-cyrus-den...
I am not impressed with this chick..
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
she's got a cottage cheese arse!! I like a fat arse BUT dimples are meant for the face not the rear end!
This is some Prince shit if ever there was!
Drag some over-the-top broad around as your "girlfriend (who JUST HAPPENS to be an aspiring somethin'-er-other)" for a few months 'til
1. she doesn't really catch on (they don't make daddy some money) and comes off trying too hard
2. she's busted cheating/stealing/thinking/tricking that he's gay
3. they move on to their next project (girlfriend)/image change
4. the girl speaks and proves that things should only go in her mouth, not come out and/or
5. they figure out no one really ever gave a damn and the girl spends eternity in celebrity purgatory
Vanity, Apollonia (Vanity II), Carmen Electra, Kat, Mytye, Diamond AND Pearl, hell even Academy-award winning Kim Basinger at one point (at least Sheila E did/does actually play the drums, man)...
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"You go down deeper, stay down longer, and come up dirtier than any man I've ever known"
Even when he has his hand on her side, he's just "lightly" touching her. She's def bought & paid for...
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the end...
He never woulda pulled this shit if his mamma was alive!
I love them together. I just wish they did stranger stuff, LOL
Submitted by Kp on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:38am.
does anyone get a shauna sand vibe from this woman?
Yeah!! That's totally what I saw in that fist pic! Ha!!
She's a hot mess.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
does anyone get a shauna sand vibe from this woman?
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Aren't her thighs a bit on the, um, chunky side to be a model?
Not that there's anything wrong with chunky thighs, I mean, some of my best friends *coughcough* have chunky thighs, it's just that models usually have..ya know...thin thighs.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
i think i'm going to let them be great together...they look like a good match to me...seriously, i'm not sure about the sexual orientation, but their super fly style fits together like peas and carrots
I like this chick! one reason is because i shaved my head and wore the same color hair she is dawning just to not attract dick for a while, it didn't work! she is sexy in a Techno 70s kind of way:)
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Vile.
Can someone please explain to me how she has like NO HAIR and yet she can still dye it blonde? I've dyed my hair 3 times in 2 weeks and couldn't get the color to be that vibrant...
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doesnt he give this girl a clothing allowance? every pic i see her in she has got at least one piece of clothing that looks cheap. or not well made. an oufit from DEB with a pair of louboutin's is still an outfit from DEB.
C'mon Kanye! dress your barbie right!
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I dont think, I drink.
Whore Amber looks ...uh whorey.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
shes a straight up mouth-breathing knuckle-dragger just like her "man"
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 10:20pm.
Did he buy her from a Xenu Factory Outlet?
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Oh shit. That's funny. LOL.
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Did he buy her from a Xenu Factory Outlet?
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
She looks like my Malibu Barbie after I took a razor to that head of hers.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
When I read she's TWENTY FIVE, I spit up my fuckin Ovaltine. Lyin' liar!
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
WHO(RE) is AMBER ROSE?
http://entertainmentrundown.com/8218/is-amber-rose-kanye-wests-new-girlf...
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
I really dont think she can pull of the bald head. She is gorgeous but it just looks all britney spears on her.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
It's no coincidence that in every single picture, Kanye's mouth is open.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Who is she?? With that obviously made-up name, I'd guess she's a stripper.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:26pm.
....my gaydar predicts Kanye will lose his Grace Jones beard as soon as the show is over and be getting his wardrobe in order for the White Party in Palm Springs ASAP....he's not foolin' me....c'mon, embrace your inner mo, Kanye...
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Amen, my fellow DListed ho...but I suggest Kangay not embrace his inner mo too much, elsewise, he, his inner mo and his ego would never leave his bedroom *light bulb moment*...EMBRACE THAT 'MO, EMBRACE I SAY! EMBRACE, EMBRACE!
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...I agree - he may never leave his bedroom because he will be perfecting his "Single Ladies" routine...
....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
In every pic I've seen with this bald headed skank and Congay, bitch is walking crouched down with her knees so bent even a missing link ape wouldn't walk like that...only one being on the planet does, KATIE HOLMES! So Kayne suffers from Little Man Sydrome too...How cute...Those beardin' bitches must get one hell of a thigh work out dating Neopoleanic midgits and having to make them look an inch over 5'6"...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...