Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This actor has long been a target of speculation about his sexuality. Although he’s had several girlfriends, everyone is generally convinced he is G-A-Y! We have some information that makes us sure that he isn’t. He is indeed very straight. But perhaps his girlfriend should be less concerned about being in public to make him appear straight and pay better attention to his phone bills and who he’s calling for a little kinky conversation. He’s not calling men, if that’s what you’re thinking. (BuzzFoto)
Ja-Ja-Ja-Jakey? I almost couldn't write it. You know Reese's pr whores wrote that shit!
Which pop diva just got her second boob job? Bet you didn’t know about the first one, either - it’s that good, and that out of character. (Gatecrasher)
Mimi? And yes we all knew.
You probably might know his name, and he works hard in B roles in film and television. Here’s a clue. He has been in a movie with Emile Hirsch. A comedic role. Anyway, our actor has been recently using coupons like mad. Oil changes, restaurants, and the word is that he makes his significant other use them when she does the grocery shopping. Not sure why our actor would need to save so much. He makes pretty good bank. He tells friends its a hobby, and maybe it is. But we still think it’s a little weird to see our tall & hot actor whip out a coupon for 10 bucks off his meal. (BuzzFoto)
I love a hot bitch who knows how to cut a coupon. My guess is Timothy Olyphant after a quick IMDB search.
This movie is in the final stages of production but has hit some big delays. The movie stars this A list tween star (A list only refers to his tweenness) as he attempts to break out into completely different roles. The problem the production is having is that they keep trying to get songs contributed for the movie and every artist just laughs and says no when they find out who the movie stars. At this point, the movie is just going to be filled with songs of anyone who says yes no matter who it is. (CDAN)
Cover Girl Zac Efron and that 17 Again movie?
Which celeb was so caned on ketamine at a party she began dancing with a plant? (3am Girls)
This seems fucking tame compared to the shit I've done on that mess. My guess is HoHan? And I'm sure right after she danced with it, she was caught sucking on its leaves thinking she was giving it a blow job.
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My guess for the seemingly gay but not actor is Zac Efron. Everyone thinks he's this pretty boy fairy but he's hanging out with Guys' Guy Leo DiCaprio at Laker games and has Ladies Man James Franco singing his praises. The 'Cover Girl' persona is just a Cover Up IMO.
Diva with her second boob job, i'm guessing is Beyonce. She's always been curvy but people have mainly focused on her bootylicious bottom half. Seems out of character because she is known for her curves and always claims to love her body. But like literary lioness said, she used to be really flat on top, so if anything, her boobs now makes her body look more proportioned. And notice how the boobage remained unchanged even after she lost all that weight for Dreamgirls?
If the coupon clipper is not Timothy Olyphant, my guess is Eric Roberts; perhaps thats why Mickey Rourke was begging Hollywood to give E-Rob a job during his Independent Spirit Award speech? Hehe.
The chick on Special K could be any of the whores in Hollywood but because it's Ketamine I will make my official guess Kiki Dunst. Heard she's nuts but fun to party with.
As for the movie with no soundtrack, I have no friggin clue because there are waaaaay too many shiteous "films" coming out every week. Could be any of em.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24FT3u-lhg4
Submitted by 4lice4nn on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 4:19am.
Dancing with a plant on ketamine? Shit, all I ever did was lay there like a slug, drooling and hallucinating I was inside the TV and part of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
LOL!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:06pm.
Out of all the Hollywood skanks I see on a regular basis, Mariah has got to have THE worst boob job on the block. Those puppies are pointing in two different directions.
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you think? i always thought Tara Reid has the worst boob job in the history of plastic surgery, well, discounting Jocelyn Wildenstein and OctoMom, of course.
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Dancing with a plant on ketamine? Shit, all I ever did was lay there like a slug, drooling and hallucinating I was inside the TV and part of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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How come no one has mentioned Beyoncé for the boob job? She was as flat as a board when she came out and now she has boobs. She is a diva and I was always surprised no one mentioned it.
I'm going with Skanky ODay for the bitch "caned" on ketamine. Nothing that Fame whore does shocks me.
Second boob job? I'm sure we would have noticed with only one huge tit.
I'd bet on Jakey-poo for the first one too. Everyone assumes he's gay because he played a gay role in the movies (which is why actors don't do gay roles in the first place), but I never got a gay vibe from him. And making him appear with her in public sounds like the control-freak stuff Reese would do.
And I'm formally asking that those gorgeous abs be put on display every time TomKat's creepy grins are required.
Second one can't be Mimi, it's too in-character. I could see Gwen doing it too. Maybe Je-Lo? Hers have never looked fake, but they probably are because she'd have her toenails lifted if it made her look more ethnicity-of-the-moment. And she squirted out kids recently which sent her bod down the toilet. Awwww, I dunno.
Dunno about the next one, but I betcha it's someone from "girl next door" like MK said. That's about the only really comedic movie Hirsch has been in...
Zac-lady all the way for the penultimate one. I was so looking forward to that movie, and that wax-faced freak had to go ruin it. It's also the only movie that fits that description with the tweencentric A-lister, a different kind of role, post-production, and stuff like that.
Ketamine? Doesn't sound like Parasite's drug of choice. She seems more like an E and coke user. Blohan probably, she seems up for anything... she'd snort talc powder if it got her high.
Dancing? On Ketamine? Must be the weak stuff, that garbage always makes me sit and feel my face, I couldn't dance if I tried!!
It's pretty fucking sad that I think its hot that a guy out there clips coupons like that.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
michael k, i fucking love you!!
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Out of all the Hollywood skanks I see on a regular basis, Mariah has got to have THE worst boob job on the block. Those puppies are pointing in two different directions.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Which pop diva just got her second boob job? Bet you didn’t know about the first one, either - it’s that good, and that out of character.
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I clip coupons...
it's the new black.........
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That would be so funny - wake up at 3 the next afternoon & your first thought is, "Hey, some hot guy gave me his number ...," fishing around in your mini skirt pockets (this applies to guys as well) you pull out a plant leaf that has something scribbled on it in Miracle Gro.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
If Timothy Olyphant is using coupons, good on him. I do too. In this economy, "good bank" doesn't mean much.
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“Yes, baboons are evil. Anything that steals your windscreen wipers while waving a red bum in your face is the work of the dark side." ~~ Graham Norton
I'm more inclined to think Jake is the answer to CDAN's blind item today.
Gwen has had implants for awhile now. Old news. I'll bet it's Miley Cyrus.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 6:37pm.
I like that you always bravely venture a guess. I'm usually too chicken or clueless.
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Brave or foolhardy. I like the blind items. I always try to find someone other than MK's suggestions.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I didnt go thru and read all the comments, but im guessing Gwen steffani on the boob job. She used to be like a negative A cup, (looked like) and then i noticed that she had alot more than she used to, and this was not when she was breast feeding. Im thinking it was when her 1st solo album came out in her music videos i noticed it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 6:37pm.
I like that you always bravely venture a guess. I'm usually too chicken or clueless.
What's wrong with clipping coupons? Frugality is a virtue!
Timothy Olyphant's not that tall, though.
1. Ryan Seacrest. He's had lots of girlfriends compared to Jakey.
2. J.Lo. She needs to adjust her post-pregnancy tittays.
3. John Goodman. He's been in lots of B movies and is a television star.
4. Philip Seymour Hoffman in "Boat That Rocked".
5. Kiki Drunkst.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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The boob job could be Angelina, not everyone knows about the first one, some people could think its out of character and after popping out the kids now makes a good time.
Gay, Bi, Tri-sexual, I care not a jot about that bit of Jakey, I just want the video and maybe even a part in that video ;)
That pic alone makes me need a lie down. Mamma mia!
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
"Lainey Gossip had a tidbit a while back that Zac Efron had a chick in Canada that he made random booty calls on."
Interesting. Well, I hope he used a condom out of that giant box his mommy bought him. I don't think he's gay, just metrosexual.
I think the delayed movie one is also Efron and the condom remark was a really, really lame attempt to increase his appeal with an older audience. It's not your youth that turns people off, Zacky, it's the fact that you're an enormous fucking handjob.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 5:47pm.
As Rock Hudson succumbed to AIDS, some people still refused to believe he was gay. He never admitted it, did he? No one ever produced vid of him with another man? Probably false rumors, only.
Which celeb was so caned on ketamine at a party she began dancing with a plant? (3am Girls)
I bet the plant was a good dancer.
If I think I can get away with it...I'll even slip a coupon to the waiter on a date.(it's been done successfully)Some decent eateries in the cities I call home have coupons.Not trynna take some broad to a high end joint anyway.Surefire way to end up spankin' to porn is to go all out on fancy dining with some cutie.When I'm alone hellz yeah.The coupons will be whipped out.Mostly grocery stores.I'm not a big consumer as it is.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 5:16pm.
He gets ramrod straight only when he's around other men.
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I just came back to edit my comment to: *ladylike leer* and found your comment sheeps...hehehehehee....show me the proof my friend. And what you saw when you were an extra on the set of "Brokeback Mountain" doesn't count. Jakey was ACTING.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Ed: Mr Twain obviously never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
jakey is kinky...do tell...
i've kinda been digging tim o since "go"...and i have no problem clipping coupons with him...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 5:16pm.
He gets ramrod straight only when he's around other men.
Special K? That's so 90's.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 4:43pm.
I think Jake's a good guess for the first one. I mean, can you imagine what Reese is like in the sazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Exactly. She strikes me as a Missionary-only girl. Bo-RING!
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"Jakey wearing a jock strap in the middle of a locker room filled with naked dudes." - MK
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 4:39pm.
I know for a fact jakey's not gay cause he came to me in a dream and proposed marriage to me.
But, but...he came to ME in a dream and proposed to ME! :O
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"Jakey wearing a jock strap in the middle of a locker room filled with naked dudes." - MK
Oh, Jake baby, you kinky thang!!! Come to Mama!
I couldn't care less if he's gay or straight, but if he's bi, that would be soooo HOT! LOL
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"Jakey wearing a jock strap in the middle of a locker room filled with naked dudes." - MK
Is clipping coupons (for ANY reason) supposed to be a bad thing?
'Cause it's NOT.
Show me the pix of Jakey whispering sweet nothings into some lucky guy's no-no hole and I'll believe he's gay. Until then he's ramrod straight, according to moi. *leer*
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Mr Twain obviously never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
Lainey Gossip had a tidbit a while back that Zac Efron had a chick in Canada that he made random booty calls on. I remember her reporting it with surprise. So he is my guess.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 4:57pm.
Oh, how I would love to clip coupons with Timothy Olyphant!
I'm still pissed at David Milch for pulling the plug on "Deadwood" for that farkakta "John From Cincinnati". Pft.
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DON'T GET ME STARTED ON DEADWOOD BEING GONE!
One of my favorite shows of all time. John From Cincinnati SUCKED!
At least I have my boxed sets of Deadwood to keep me warm at night!
*throws self on pillow and sobs*
Bastards!
Does Clooney have a girlfriend? Nevertheless, he's as gay as a pink tutu.
MuuMuu would be one of my first thoughts about multiple boob jobs. Unchacteristic would be Miley Cyrus, and only because of her age.
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Yeah I think so, we used it as an anaesthetic in our lab so that we could remove organs from mice/rats while they were still pumping
Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 4:56pm.
DG - have you ever seen Broken Hearts Club? He's a dramatic queen looking for love in that movie. It's a good 'un
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I have it Tivo'd but haven't watched it yet. Good to know that it doesn't suck!
*makes note to watch tonight*
TO caught my eye in that movie Hitman.
I liked it...
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Gwen has never been referred to as a Diva either.
out of character? like beyonce has that fatty mcFierce character? hmmmm
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Timothy Olyphant is HOTTTTTT! So what if he's...frugal? LOL!
The pop star is probably Miley!
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Douchechill!
Gwen is breastfeeding. You cannot have a boob job when you are lactating.