Monday, March 9th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Week: Uggs

Birthday: 2000 or 2001 (I can do math!)
Age: 8
Birth Name: Ugly Bat Boy

Original Date of HS of the Day: March 1, 2009
Claim to Fame: Uggs (not to be confused with you know what) has always been a hometown star in Exeter, New Hampshire, but the world has started taking notice of his beauty and now the pussy is internationally famous.

Where is he now? Uggs holds it down at his owner's veternary hospital, but he might hit Hollywood soon. His owner said they just got an offer to do Ellen Degeneres' show. After that will be a spread in Elle Magazine, then a Cover Girl contract and then he'll be announced as the new host of America's Next Top Pussy.

Why is he HS of the Week? Because beauty like this doesn't come around too often. But keep Beyonce away from him, because she might try to make a wig out of his fur.

Posted by: Michael K


korupsi's picture

my MacBook screen is melting from all that hotness. TEAM UBB!

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RasKimmie's picture

This is really the fucking ugliest thing ever. Princess RiRi should have to look at this every time she has a thought about Chris, for aversion therapy.

smokeybaconflavour's picture

I can't even stand to look at it.

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Vermithrax's picture

Uggs FTW! Alien cats rule.

soul's picture

OH H.LOL scroll scroll fast...
that c a t is the 8th wonder of the world, HOW in THE H??...;)here kitteh, some nice catnip for you.*RUN LIKE H.*kidding!!! :)my 2 girly cat beaches have complete and total admiration for UBB..

(BTW..my prayers were answered today.thank you my sweet Lord)

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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:17pm.
oh no, not the fur ball belched forth from hell

Pure poetry my friend. ;-)

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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK

Hysteria's picture

oh no, not the fur ball belched forth from hell

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I! have! must! need! cat! this! like!

What a face!

jussayin's picture

Imma need this kitty and Zahara to get in a stare down. Battle of The Side Eye!

I got money on Zahara....
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LA's picture

This is a great hot slut.

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as ____http://www.Seekrich.com/

it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.

mahaatma's picture

...this cool cat totally has Al Green eyes....bet he can meow a love song that'll make the pussies go wild - just like the real Al Green...
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

OMG, I thought it was Solange Knowles.

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Missy70texas's picture

Congratualtions to UBB, his beauty is totally mesmerizing, I think I'm in love!! Look at those killer eyes, those eyes make him even hotter.

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 6:41pm.

We'll soon only have animals as Hot Sluts, I fear.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK

mike's picture

We'll soon only have animals as Hot Sluts, I fear.

McJen's picture

"He is a Donskoy! They are also known as Don in Russia where they originated."

**Love**

Dallas's picture

I can't look at it very long.............scares the shit ot of me!

letinstar's picture

ubb is trying to pull me in with eyes...i'm not going look directly in eyes...
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nice ass...when does it open?

jiggywiddit's picture

Joan Collins!!

Or, is it Jackie?

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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK

Looks like he has mange ... very, very nice!

thing1's picture

you know he's really cute! why you gotta choose a bitch's worst photo? that shit will come back to haunt you! you know it!!

Deb's picture

This cat is awesome!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

El Bastardo's picture

I Can killz humanz ?

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Whatever's picture

He is cute.

Francine's picture

"Fuck you lookin' at?"

Sweetas's picture

This kitty looks cock-blocked, kind of like Lindsay Lohan's.

christine the hoff's picture

well, he'd be fun to have around at halloween...

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dustbunny's picture

Oh! I adore this little guy. Would offer him my heart and home if he wanted them.
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Home's picture

Awwwwwww. It's Yoda cat!

"Help you I can!"

He show-nuff is ugly though. Poor lil' feller.

StephanieInCA's picture

Oh MAN, my money was totally on the new Dora the Whored Up Explorer for HSotW. There's always next week, I guess.

moriah's picture

I love-a-heem.

Auntie Mame's picture

This pussy is a gay man's nightmare come true.

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

Creepella's picture

He makes the real Batboy look hot.

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platypus's picture

cutie patootie
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moosh's picture

Holy FUG!

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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TOPANGA's picture

That is one fierce kitty...why isn't he gracing the runways of Paris?! Talk about sashaying down the catwalk...he would so own it!

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Hey! Who took a up close pic of my snatch while I was sleeping??? You sneeky whores!

madam ex's picture

Love this ugly pussy, would adopt him in a heartbeat.

barelybeagle's picture

I read the headline before I saw the pic and I about fucking died! Don't scare me like that, MK!

M.E.'s picture

That is one scary looking pussy!

I hope Uggs is on TV, because I want to see what Dr. Bassett looks like.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 3:33pm.

Damn, thought it was another post about Brit's pussy hanging out.

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DonkeyPunched's picture

Another fucking animal as Hot Slut of Week???

Team Valtrex's picture

Damn, thought it was another post about Brit's pussy hanging out.

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AttentionWhore's picture

Awww, this cat is my ff'ing hero!
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Provolone's picture

sounds like she's gonna follow the same path as Tigerlilly (if that video is true)

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Congrats to the cats!