This Bitch: Hayden Panatroll Edition
If you're something called a Hayden Panettiere, don't go around acting like you're hot caca. Because you're fucking not. Apparently, at some event in Hawaii this past weekend, the angry Gremlin brought her cunt show to the red carpet.
UsWeekly says that at a benefit for the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation in Honolulu, Hayden flipped out at photographers and reporters. Before posing for pictures, she yelled "Back up!" When a TV reported touched her on the shoulder to get her attention, Hayden screamed, "Don't you ever touch me!" Hayden finally had enough, but before she stomped off, she told reporters, "You all make my life miserable!"
She's even making the whales cry!
Somebody stick this troll on the end of a pencil and shove her into the bottom drawer. I swear. She should have stomped into that rehab hospital and checked herself in. Bitch needs to eat a large piece of Valium pie (delicious!) and chill out in a Calgon bath. But I'd probably be all sorts of cunty too if I was no longer riding the Milo peen express.
Here's the angry troll arriving at LAX yesterday with Darin Brooks from Days of Our Lives. How does she keep landing sort-of hot dudes? These dudes must have a fetish for mutant gymnasts or something.
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She's gross. Stop following her. Ugh.
No sympathy for paps, SORREH!
I saw this troll at Dragon Con in the celebrity section and NO ONE was in her line to pay $20 damn dollars for her autograph or picture or whatever and she was practically glaring at people coming by. Hell, I was going to just go up and say "Hi, my kids loved you in that cheerleader movie (although I would have texted one of my tweens to get the damn name first) and I was afraid to get troll rabies or something.
So I went over and chatted with a much nicer George Takai and congragulated him on his marraige, which at that time was still legal. Damn.
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This is one of the luckiest heauxz in Hollywood to be on a quasi-popular show and she should be shocked and thankful that the paparazzi want to frolic and cavort with midget sprites of her kind!
Fuckin' bitter Keebler elves!
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hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site ___________Seekrich.c om ___last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site!
One of those whales she tried to save should have ate her.
Now I loathe her after that smart ass remark.
And, she would be where without those miserable people............................?????
We don't have tv in Canada so I honestly don't know who she is...except for what I read here. She's in a show where she's a cheerleader? And in RL she's a gymnast? And she's an irritating midget? Did I get it right?
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Submitted by msdebagain on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 3:16pm.
you know what would be great? if all of the papz got together and when Hayden came down the red carpet, they all moved to photograph someone else.
hahaha. Or just move in tighter and tighter, then keep walking right past her to photograph some Korean tourist with duty-free bags.
And ANOTHER THING:
You know whose life is really miserable? The 55 year old who's laid off and has seen their 401k lose half its value. The mother of two who has to figure out what she's going to do with her kids for the summer because she can't afford to send them to camp. The person with a sick pet who can't afford the vet bill to find out why the animal is vomiting blood.
THAT'S MISERABLE.
the newest member of the spoiled brat pack...
her butt looks lumpy anyway
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Submitted by Jbo: "...You don't like it then BITCH fucking go away and get a job at your local real estate office as a receptionist.
I'm SICK of these bitches bitching! You got money, you got fame, you got a FUCKING JOB - unlike most Americans. Count your blessing WHORES!"
Well said!
i think she looks like jamie the lesbian from top chef
What's with all these famous "HOS" thinking that they should have privacy??? You signed on to be an actress and "star"(term loosly used) WTF do these twats expect to happen?? You don't like it then BITCH fucking go away and get a job at your local real estate office as a receptionist.
I'm SICK of these bitches bitching! You got money, you got fame, you got a FUCKING JOB - unlike most Americans. Count your blessing WHORES!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Oh gross!!!!! Not Max Brady from Days of Our Lives! I met him at a Days event a few months ago and he was a lot cuter in person. Hope they are just friends (probably not though).
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 2:44pm.
I am surprised at the amount of coverage Mischa Barton gets in Europe, or at least in Spain. The latest issue of Hola! magazine would make the average DListed poster's head explode: Mischa Barton is apparently a fashionista and there's more fawning over Brangelina than any American magazine (believe it or not).
you know what would be great? if all of the papz got together and when Hayden came down the red carpet, they all moved to photgraph someone else.
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i dunno, it sells itself TEAM VINCE!
Gee! these celeb skanks don't even let their pussies cool off before they jump on the next dick.
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"Somebody stick this troll on the end of a pencil and shove her into the bottom drawer."
OMG, that's the funniest thing I've read all day!
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"Jakey wearing a jock strap in the middle of a locker room filled with naked dudes." - MK
"How does she keep landing sort-of hot dudes? These dudes must have a fetish for mutant gymnasts or something."
she's a teenager whose last bf was almost 40, you do the math....
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Bwhahahhaha!!!!
On the US site, there is a poll up that speaks VOLUMES of what the world think of Angelina Jolie!!!
Which celeb would you most like to interview on the red carpet?
Angelina Jolie Madonna Katie Holmes
Angie Ho is losing to Kate Holmes!! Bwhahahhaha!!!!
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These dudes must have a fetish for mutant gymnasts or something.
LOL.
a small girl like this makes you feel like you have a bigger weiner
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Maybe she will go the way of Mischa Barton, you know, to another country.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I cannot say that I blame her. I mean WHO would
expect papz, say, at LAX????
Dumb cunt. Go away.
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MK, ha ha ha! I love that this filed under Girlfriend Please and Trolls!
sexy stain on her zip up hoodie...she's a real twatty hottie...
poor little rich girl...boohoohoo
I don't understand why this girl is famous. Does she play a lot of twelve-year-olds?
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Piss off Keebler Elf-wannabe.
When "Heroes" goes off the air, nobody is going to remember who you are.
Back to the Russian gymnastic team for you!
Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 2:32pm.
To Chestica's credit, she always seemed to at least appreciate the undeserved fame.
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SO bizarre and totally true. She's never had a paparazzi meltdown...and you don't see her ALL the time, either...maybe cuz she's always got some macho man around who's overly concerned about her safety...maybe that's not such a bad thing...
Hayden: Bitch, please. You just got started. Maybe this isn't the life for you, after all. Honestly - I can't see her doing ANYTHING but playing a cheerleader. Her acting is not nearly good enough to compensate for her quirky looks...the thought of her aging mystifies me...and I LIKE her! I think she's ok but I wouldn't cry if she suddenly disappeared either.
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To Chestica's credit, she always seemed to at least appreciate the undeserved fame.
This foolishness coming from the same girl who did Bring It on 2..All or Nothing?! Girl Please..it's not our fault your pedo Ex boyfriend finally wised up and realized he was dating a munchkin who could be his daughter.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Chillax midget ..it's called fame. Enjoy it while you can 'cause you'll be reduced to nothing more than an obscure little footnote and will be begging people to recognize you. I'm picturing her at 50 something suiting up in the cheerleader outfit, at a Piggly Wiggly grand opening with Chestica. *snicker*
Who wants pictures of this little bitch anyway? She can't act. I remember her on Guiding Light years ago when she played Lizzie Spaulding. I am amazed her poor acting has taken her this far.
I pray the rumors about Heroes being cancelled are true!
Dumb bitch!
No! Not Max Brady! He is tainted now.
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
WHY ALL THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE IMPORTANT?
I want to see what would happen if the paparrazos ever decide to ignore these bitches. specially the non-talented ones.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Who the hell is this chunky little gnome anyway?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Didn't her peeps (if she has any) explain to her, in one syllable words, that an appearance at a benefit requires her to make nice the press and photogs?
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"Somebody stick this troll on the end of a pencil and shove her into the bottom drawer."
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Bwhahahahahaha! One of my favorite MK lines ever.
As for this ho, she is a nasty little midget and looking youthful is the only thing she's got going for her. Those itty bitty legs are already headed into Dumpy City and they're going to be totally disgusting in about five years.
She needs to stop acting like a diva because she's going to be hard-pressed for relevance once that dumbass show she's on is canceled.
They're making your life miserable by paying attention to you? Cunt.
Hayden, you ain't that fucking important. There will be a day in the very near future when you're courting the paps because nobody remembers you.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
and here we were THISCLOSE to Heroes being cancelled and this bitch finally fading into oblivion...
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I forgot all about those troll pencil toppers! I had one, although I think I took from someone.
ummm... yeah