Sydney Andrews Is Rolling In Her Grave
There's good news and truly horrific awful bad news. The good news is that it looks like Asswipe Simpson's "music" career is still stuck between two rock hard butt nuggets in the toilet. The nightmare-inducing bad news it that because of this, she's going to be on the new Melrose Place. And my Tivo just threw itself out the window.
Michael Ausiello over at Entertainment Weekly says that Bronx Mowgli's mommy will play Violet, a small-town girl with a nose made out of old Barbie parts, on Melrose Place 2.0. The character sounds a lot like Sydney Andrews. This hurts. This is like redoing Dynasty and casting Tori Spelling as Alexis. Shove the curling iron deeper into my ass, The CW.
So far the cast includes some whores named Katie Cassidy and Michael Rady. Mischa Barton is still in talks to take one of the other roles. Producers are also trying to get Heather Locklear to return as Amanda. To which I say, "Stay the mother fuck away from this epic shit show, Heather!" Seriously, if she joins this caca party, not only will she be back to swallowing pill bottles whole, but she'll probably turn to fucking crack in order to deal. No, Heather. Amanda Woodward would never ever approve.
Why does The CW hate us so much? WHY?! Asshole Simpson on Melrose Fucking Place?! Methinks they really are trying to go down in history as the network with the show that got canceled the fastest. Because if Asshole and Mischa are on the same damn show, the plug will be pulled before the first commercial break of the first episode. And God will be holding the plug, because he's not going to let a travesty like this go on in the world. Fuck fuck no.
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Why do they have to keep cunt-punting me like this?
This melrose redux should just die already.
How does this slag keep getting jobs?
Now I have 100 reasons to never watch the show! Can't stand Ashleigh or Chestica.
She has pretty teeth.
Hate to say this, but I love her hair color. As hard as I've tried, I've never been able to get my hair lighter than Aubrun :P
I LOVE Katie Cassidy! She was awesome on "Supernatural." I almost cried when they killed her off!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Will she be lip-synching on MP?
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Submitted by Josh Woodward on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 10:17am.
The nose job really did wonders for this girl.
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AMEN to that. Who would have thought Asslee would eclipse her big sister?
The nose job really did wonders for this girl.
yeah, especially since the rest of the cast don't look constipated/humiliated...........
she is beautiful, love her so much, the fans of her on a rich dating club www.daterichsingles.com would like to see this news....
Ashlee was pretty good on 7th Heaven
Only if you compare her to some of the other whores on the show. She was annoying even then. She always looked constipated.
Snowy!
Yeh!! Last of the Mohicans was on this weekend, so I had to do the DDL marathon. The Unbearable Lightness of Being, My Left Foot, The Crucible,In the Name of the Father!! GREAT STUFF!!!!
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Hopefully she's a better actress.
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Clarisse nice avie, I love "in the name of the father"!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Snowy,
I THINK she played the blonde kids GF.
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Katie Cassidy = David Cassidy's daughter.
Ashlee was pretty good on 7th Heaven && I never watched Melrose Place so I can't really judge. Hopefully she won't make the show caca for all the Melrose Place fans.
Ps, a question from the rest of the world, how come ashlee was crucified for SNL miming when 100% of the pop acts on that show mime? At least ashlee had a good reason, the others just cant be bothered. Has anyone EVER seen britney sing live? How come she's praised for a comeback as a singer when she doesnt even sing? I know, I know, choreography AND singing is near impossible for these poptarts to do at the same time. On every other televised music show in the world, at LEAST 80% of the acts mime, this is INCLUDING US tv shows. but only ashlee is mocked? excuse me, but fuck that, it's not like anybody paid to see that show (unlike....how much were britney tickets? and it's not even like it was on cable so people MAY have paid a few %s of a cent to see the show).I'd rather crucify everyone at that orange bowl whatever who booed her. I know America is famous for it's double standards, but IMO this whole debarkle was just rude.
Clarisse ! 7th Heaven was mah show for years but I must have given up on it before the Asslee days cuz I don't remember that
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Didn't Ashley do a pretty long stint on 7th Heaven? What? I had a HUGE crush on Barry Watson!!
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Another sign of the Apocalypse.
I guess I better go ahead and call Home Depot and have that toilet installed in my living room. If Asshole Simpson is gonna be on the new MP I will have explosive diahhreah for the entire hour that it's on.
This is absolute blasphemy I tell you. Asswipe isn't fit to lick Sydney's shoes.
Nanners, they were playing drug dealers! hoo haa Ashley's so ghetto, LOL I prefer them as corpses also
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:12am.
Nanners: did you see that clip from CSI that MK posted last week with her and her emo bonsai husband?
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No. I would have refused to watch anything they were "acting" in unless they were playing corpses. And I bet they can't even do that well!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Nanners: did you see that clip from CSI that MK posted last week with her and her emo bonsai husband? WORST, ACTING, EVER, ok maybe Paris is worse, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Goddamn i cant stand that old whore locklear. I so always wanted someone to stab her on melrose. i was always praying for michael to do it until billy got married and then i wanted his gorgeous crazy wife to do it, but then she died. then marcia cross shoulda done it.
AS for Ashlee, nooooooooooooooooooo! Like the rest of the world apart from america i totally love that AWESOME bitch. What about music? bitch can sing great. unlike her whore sister who just tries to make sex noises into music.
If they HAVE to massacre this show and bring back a queen bitch you know it should be laura leighton. And at least Michael or Grant show. Oh and Lisa Rinna, so someone can stab her in the lips and she'll melt like a bad witch.
Babs in Den Haag
I love you MK! I go to Dlisted about a thousand times a day!!! Don't stop!
She's a beautiful woman.She's so gorgeous. I love her. I saw her profile with photos and videos at ___S e e k r i c h . c o m___ I also found her blog there.It's said that she's seeking for a rich man to be the BF ? Is that ture ???
Sheer fuckery!
This ho can't sing and can't dance a jig but she can act now?!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
A Melrose remake/update is not going to be worth watching anyway, but this guarantees I will not be tuning in.
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
this is so wrong!!
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there's no way I am tarnishing the memory of the classic original by watching this shit. LOL at her nose made out of old Barbie parts!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related