The Understatement Of The Century
"Nadya got real greedy. This woman is nuts." This is the shit OctoMommy's former spokeswhore said to UsWeekly after quitting her insane ass on Friday night.
NUTS doesn't even begin to describe the craziness that bitch is made out of. If you took the word NUTS, wrapped it in straitjackets, threw it in a padded room and treated it with electroshock therapy while a chorus of Nurse Ratcheds danced around it, it still wouldn't look as half as crazy as OctoMommy.
This is the second time a publicist crossed OctoMommy off their client list. Her first pr whore couldn't take all the death threats. Victor Munoz, her second spokesbitch, didn't seem to mind the death threats, he just couldn't take the fact that his client doesn't have the sane gene in her whole body. Victor went on to say, "It just got to be too much. It's pretty much a free for all over there right now. They are freaking out right now. Not to sound arrogant, but those people depended on me for everything. You have no idea what I’ve had to do for these people. This I can say: what ultimately destroyed the business arrangement was personal reasons."
What ultimately destroyed it was that you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.
You know, OctoMommy is running out of options. Somebody, preferably a psychiatrist, should introduce her to Heather Mills. The two have one major thing in common: they are both certifiably motherfucking INSANE. They've got backwards brains! Together they can open up a pr agency for wackos. I'm sure there's a loony bin that will give them free office space with a gorgeous view of a padded wall.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 12:22pm.
Thanks. That is fantastic,I was very impressed that they found someone who looked so much like her!
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The streets of hell are paved with good intentions.
~ Twain
Well, Octomom may not have the TV show she wanted, but Angels in Waiting is going to take care of all her kids for at least 6 months after the octuplets get released from the hospital. They've even helped her buy a house! There's nothing like institutional enabling. I know she'll make their lives a living hell, but they deserve it for being such morons and buying into this woman's delusions.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 12:28pm.
Sooooo, where is CPS?
Yet someone ELSE saying this bitch is fucking crazy and she's still got her kids?
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They're probably reluctant to take them as they'd probably end up in an institution. I don't think there are heaps of parents around who would want to adopt handicap children, much less Nadya's children. And it wouldn't be an adoption-it would probably be some sort of fostering for a while and then the foster parents would be forced to deal with Nadya over visitation and things. Who would want to deal with that? And then you know how they go through this whole thing about trying to keep siblings together. They'd basically be looking for a foster parent willing to take 14 children all at once, most of them handicap, and to deal with nadya. Anyone crazy enough to do that is so crazy they wouldn't qualify as foster parents...hopefully. But you never know in Cali.
@ oh hay ana
You know, just this once, I wouldn't doubt if it were true. She's done just about everything else for money and attention.
octomom = batshit crazy
Us...check out the blog
Sooooo, where is CPS?
Yet someone ELSE saying this bitch is fucking crazy and she's still got her kids?
*constructing bomb for CA*
WTFOMGLOL hahahahah thanks for that!
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"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Jimmy Kimmel has exclusive video of Octomom giving birth.
For those who have not witnessed the miracle yet:
http://www.accidentalsexiness.com/?p=3579
Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 6:50am.
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The guy reminds me of Dr. Frankenstein.
And if OJ, as you so delightfully call her, gets to keep all those kids in a free, nice house, gets free everything plus loads of publicity, a TV show, etc., what's to stop people from trying to do what she did? Also, I wouldn't be surprised if this kooky doc uses his own love-gunk to make the babehs.
Submitted by korupsi on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:37am.
maybe she'll hook up with Amy Fisher and be an porn star. there's always a possibility.
Jesus, there's a thought to conjure with.
She would as well, anything to get that fat lipped face in the media.
She would call it erotic art tho' and say she was doing it for MAH BEHBIES
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I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'
I think the only one qualified to be this crackers spokesperson is Spaghetti Cat.
Um..why does she look so happy? Did she throw a kid off the balcony hoping he would fly back? We all KNEW this woman was NUTS ..HELL-OOOOO
Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:19am.
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maybe she'll hook up with Amy Fisher and be an porn star. there's always a possibility.
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LOL @ woodh
Want some oatmeal? It's freshly burnt...
Good Morning Zappy.
Good idea. If Heather Satan Mills can do it, so can she.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 7:04am.
I just wonder what this loon is going to do when the state takes her kids away.
Go on TV and piss and moan.
Threaten to kill herself as she loves her kids SO MUCH she would rather they had a dead mother than not be at home bringing in the dole payments for nails and lip plumping.
Write to Angie and Brad enclosing a piece of her womb and a false nail.
Go on TV- with her wrists bandaged- and piss and moan. Blame her parents for not giving her 13 siblings. Piss and moan.
Write to Angie and Brad enclosing a piece of her womb and her weave.
Threaten to jump off the roof of NBC.
Write to Angie and Brad enclosing a piece of her womb and an embryo.
Stand on the roof of Fox with a megaphone yeling 'GIVE ME BACK MAH BEBEHS' with a bottle of pills and a knife.
Write to Angie and Brad enclosing a piece of her womb and a knife.
What ever it is, it will be attention seeking bullshit and make me hate her more. Assuming such a thing is possible.
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I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'
Good Morning All!
She should go on Dancing with the Stars perhaps?
I just wonder what this loon is going to do when the state takes her kids away.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
@ Tubereuse
Holy hell. This man is a menace. I hate Octojolie as much as the next frothing at the mouth mental case but she is not the only bad person here. I mean, she can't grt pregnant the usual way (I am not a religous preson but take a hint OJ) so this bastard fills her up with babes annually. With no job, home, partner so on and so forth. With a bad back that precludes working? My two nine pounders did my back no favours but 8 at a time? The parents too, I know it's hard to say no to kids sometimes but this was not a new Barbie or a sleepover, this was year on year IVF to have kids with no home, staying with mum and dad- who are retired (or where) Did she threaten suicide if she couldn't have the next baby? Like she did on the phone the selfish, melodramatic, unfit cunt? PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE, I WANT MAH BEBAHS.
Lord, I loathe her.
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I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 3:46am.
She may very well be a few bricks short of a full load, but how about these doctors who helped her to get pregnant?
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Her doctor is probably a kook like she is, who thinks if you don't implant an embryo, you're letting an actual child die.
Apparently he's done this sort of thing before:
"...Michael Kamrava, the physician who transferred the embryos...also provided fertility treatment to a 49-year-old woman who is uninsured, 5 months pregnant with quadruplets, and hospitalized at Los Angeles County-USC Medical Center. At least seven embryos were used."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octomom
"She is such a cuttie.I saw her photos at billlionaire personals "
I read that first sentence and almost peed myself before realizing it was just another one of those billionaire site ads.
She may very well be a few bricks short of a full load, but how about these doctors who helped her to get pregnant? Aren't they supposed to take someone's background (single mother of 6, no visible means of support, etc.) into account before they granted her wish? Fine them for recklessness and put the money in some sort of trust fund for those kids. And make damn sure that this wannabe Angelina doesn't use it for completing her metamorphosis.
She is such a cuttie.I saw her photos at billlionaire personals site"""""""""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . COM""""""""" last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billlionaire on that site now.
The media should just shun this loon. Let her crazy ass fade into yesterday's news and let
CPS keep a tight rein on those poor kids.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
This woman does nothing less than disgust me. She exemplifies what is wrong with this world. People having children they KNOW they can't possibly take care of...all the while expecting everyone else to care for the mess that they created. That's what abortions are for. Clean up your own fucking mess.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 5:47pm.
okay, I'm sorry, but I have two kids, one who is grown and on her own, and I lost my shit in the forclosure crisis,and the fucking nerve to go on TV and ASK FOR A SIX BEDROOM HOME.
knowing full well, that all the problems this stupid bitch has she created for herself.
I'm going on TV tomorrow, I want a corvette and a date with Russell Crowe. fuck these irresponsible assholes.
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The same thing happened to me (minus the kids).
I'll go on tv with you and demand a date with Trent Reznor along with some of his DNA as a parting gift.
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it is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.such as__S e e k r i c h . c o m___it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and successful people.
@Kacky - no worries! Your weekend was def worse than mine. Mine was just intensely annoying. Having to go into the Mission or Haight Street in SF on Saturdays and Sundays is HELL ON WHEELS (or on foot, same shit) they're both zoos and full of creepy crazy people and tourists and squatters...I'm not the warmest puppy in the pile, so when I'm having to run errands among the stinky throngs of humanity, I'm one squirrely girl.
But hefting a vat of saurkraut in SNOWSHOES??? You has all my sympathy!!
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Thanks for commisserating! Didn't mean to hijack johnnysgirl though. It's mean when you're running around getting everything and nobody will answer the phone so you have to keep going back.
LOL @ wet Krauts, I wouldn't even touch a mildly damp one at this point.
Back on topic - still doesn't seem like it would be good for business to be blabbing about the ex client.
lololol @ Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 12:00am.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
I'm sure there is SOME-body out there who would love to have an instant family of one wacko wife and 14 kids.
Brad?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Looks like the OCTOWHORE is having problems keeping even a spokesbitch on her side. Her ex-spokeswhore is right; this bitch is GREEDY and is NUTS. Even her dad came out in the press & said the same thing. Someone needs to throw her greedy, stretchmarked ass in the booby hatch before she hurts any of her kids...
kacky! That is a story and a half, dude!
Thank goodness it's all over now.
Seriously - I'm the kinda girl who might even cry for a second over that! (((HUGS)))
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kacky, I don't mean to laugh, but that is hilarious!! And if it's any consolation, I once dated a wet Kraut--- his name was Klaus. Although he didn't smell that bad. :)
Too fucking scary when your PR guy comes out to tell people YOU'RE too greedy. Are those kids gone from her yet, or what?
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PS the reason the ad didn't get placed is because the person DIED on the day she was planning to do it, and nobody else remembered! What with the funeral and all.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 11:04pm.
*gag* Kim Chee leaking out onto the car seat... there's a metaphor for good love gone bad!
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Night tiger!
*whispers*
pssst.. TV's 'pocketing' your cut... don't tell him I told you, mkay?
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:57pm.
Oh Socky please...Does this ballad NOT soud familiar???
Well, I was born a lint trapper's daughter
In a dryer on a hill in Stitcher Holler
We were poor but we had love
That's the one thing my Daddy made sure of
He trapped lint to make a poor monkey's dollar...
Don't front, Monkey...
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*sob* I-I-I *sob* ain't no p-p-p-poor monkey. I drive a p-p-p-ink Vespa!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *pulling up Daisy Dukes* *little sock monkey nose in the air* *strutting off*
Nite. Nite. Everybody. Have a bitchin' work week!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Nitey, nite WHORES... and remember this, those that love you will ALWAYS love you as long as they can whore you out...Yeah, get real that's the only true love most you skank ass ho's gonna get so...PUT THEM TIGHTY WHITEYS ON AND DANCE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh and Kacky, you're DEFINITELY the weiner so far.
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Submitted by kacky on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:59pm.
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Oh my gawd Kacky. I so sorreh! That is truly sucktastic.
Re: car stink: I once had an ex (who was coo-coo for kim chee) purchase and leave a leaky jar of the toxic crap in my backseat, and my car smelled like puke for months.
That doesn't hold a candle to your crap, but there it is anyways.
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ok, here is my stupidest weekend entry. It might come in second place after Johnnysgirl!
I helped serve at a public supper where, for various reasons, the newspaper ad did not get submitted. We cooked for 100 and served 12. After cleanup I was the last one out the door and when I got to my car, there was a giant vat of sauerkraut on the passenger side floor. It had to have taken 2 people to heft it in there. It didn't even have a cover. This is Maine so I left it out in the car all night hoping it would freeze, but all it did was stink up the car. So I spent an hour schelpping it all to my compost bin, which has to be done on snowshoes. I love snowshoeing but not with 200 pounds of wet kraut. I left the car windows open til dark, then pumped half a bottle of Febreze in there before locking up.
Now I have to write and record a news story for the early morning news at the radio station about the local City Council President who's been having secret meetings at his house. The last 2 Council meetings have ended with people screaming and stomping out of the room. I finally spoke to him late tonight and he gave me a "no comment".
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:24pm.
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*gives "the hand" to sock*
Hey now. That doublewide has a jacuzzi and mall cop is prosperous. Segways ain't cheap...unlike nylon hosiery...
*sniff*
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Sowwy. Nylon? *wrinkling little sock monkey nose*
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Oh Socky please...Does this ballad NOT soud familiar???
Well, I was born a lint trapper's daughter
In a dryer on a hill in Stitcher Holler
We were poor but we had love
That's the one thing my Daddy made sure of
He trapped lint to make a poor monkey's dollar...
Don't front, Monkey...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
So for the past 2 days I have been all over the city - both by car and by foot - trying to acquire costume pieces for my burlesque group's upcoming gig. I almost hit some guy's car trying to nose into a parking spot and he gave me some attitude which I really didn't need. Then when I went into the store the lady at the counter almost wouldn't give me a dollar's worth of quarters cuz I only had a $20 (?!) I've also been all over the internets and have found a few things but had to spring for expedited shipping. Spendy!
I've been over this city with a fine toothed comb trying to find just the right thing in just the right color and within our budget - but the girls haven't answered their phones when I've checked in for their 2 cents - so I've had to hold off on some things and the GO BACK to the same store today...
Tonight, I'm having to dye a couple of pieces since I couldn't find them in the right color and the green dye is just NOT workin out... In a minute I'll be applying sequins with a tweezer and Fabri-tac and I gotta tell ya the fumes of that stuff are horrendous.
Plus I'm pretty pissed that I lost an hour! Damn you daylight savings time! I really needed that hour.
So - nothing DIRE but it's been extremely annoying. The weekend is GONE and I didn't do anything fun.
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Freedom costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
Uh-oh.
Ambien kicked in.
Jiggy out.
xo
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:24pm.
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*gives "the hand" to sock*
Hey now. That doublewide has a jacuzzi and mall cop is prosperous. Segways ain't cheap...unlike nylon hosiery...
*sniff*
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Sowwy. Nylon? *wrinkling little sock monkey nose*
ON T: I hate her.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
submitted by "others":
POO!
Ahem...*clearing tiger throat*...
Poo, glorious poo!
Brown sausage aint cloistered!
While we're in the mood --
Warm jelly and custard!
Pease pooding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
In-di-gestion!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:27pm.
Fancy Feast seeks Kibbles and Bits for quiet walks by the sea. byos (bring your own snausages)
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...seeking kitteh that's not too purina with meow mix possible...
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:22pm.
But I'd rather rant about my stupid weekend. Anyone want to here about it?
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Yes! Let's have a contest. Stupidest weekend.
JG goes first. :-)
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
I ain't know about ur skill set, but ur username should totes be "Fancy Feast."
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hahahah Fancy Feast seeks Kibbles and Bits for quiet walks by the sea. byos (bring your own snausages)
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...