Saturday, March 7th 2009

Don't Hassel The Hoff

And by "hassle," I mean don't even move him from Pammy's nipple, because what hides underneath is eye scarring. Yeah, we've all seen it a trillion times, but it still brings the night terrors.

Pammy's Tupperware chichis are so hacked up that it looks like Freddy Krueger was her plastic surgeon and he reconstructed her tit with a peanut M&M and a birthmark graft from her ass. She must have lost all sensitivity in those silicone laden feed bags because she damn near walked a city block before she realized her hooter was hanging out. Or maybe she just didn't care? The Peta whore cares for animals, but she should care for humans too and keep that mutant butt raisin on her titty to herself.

Here's the mother of the year making expensive clothes look like they came from the $1 for 1lb bin at the Salvation Army while walking in Vivienne Westwood's show in Paris yesterday. There's bare nipple in some of these pictures, so BEWARE. Wear your sunglasses and keep a cup of holy water close.

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Posted by: Michael K


woodhorse's picture

Damn. Even Grandma can walk in those shoes and I can't.

she is repulsive. how do u let somebody butcher your body like that? i've never had plastic surgery, but if i did, i would want the best money could buy. she's got plenty of money. get a referral and get this shit fixed!

Mopa's picture

Jesus H. Christ! I thought it was just her face that was turning against her.

Tigerlilly's picture

What is that white shit in her hair???? I mean, bitch couldn't even be bothered to wash the skank out of her hair, so they had to do that nasty ho trick of baby powder in her hair, I'll bet! Look how much they had to use! (And it ain't none of y'all's ho ass bidness how I know that skank ho trick...)

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jiggywiddit's picture

Submitted by jussayin on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 7:47pm.

Hi Jussay!

A bitch told me today I need to put "jussayin" on a t-shirt. Thought of you.

How's your day going? I had my hair did today & fortunately the salon did not insist on "intelligent ppl only."

(You deserve a medal, my friend, for not going postal.)

xo

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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin

joe shmoe's picture

Two concerns here. Firstly: she's WILLINGLY showing that repulsive nipple'
Secondly: What does that T-shirt say? Not university of PA?

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 7:47pm.
Her boys must be sooo effing proud of their mother...
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They'll probably end up as rapists or woman beaters. I could only imagine what their opinion of women will be when they're grown.

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jiggywiddit's picture

Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 7:30pm.

she looks like a sun-damaged piece of jerkey.
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Did you mean to say "Jersey?"

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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus

People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin

Doesn't fuckpig realize that everyone is laughing at her? It's really sad that she didn't grow the fuck up. She could've been a really attractive 40 year-old.

DR.FUNK's picture

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

jiggywiddit's picture

Submitted by Callan on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 7:36pm.

She just looks so....used...to get your nipple that fucked up looking. You have to actively pursue its destruction.
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and her own destruction as well. sad.

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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus

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DebFrmHell's picture

Her boys must be sooo effing proud of their mother...

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jussayin's picture

ewwww, bitch please. it's beyond nast.

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Soy's picture

When is she going to give this game up? I feel bad for her kids; all the "your mom" and whore-mom jokes actually apply to them.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.

If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.

Chirio's picture

(apoligizes to her own nips...) for the pics that MK just put on this. her pezones look sad.really really sad. Pam quit it!! go away.

Coma Caca!!

Uncle Ashtray's picture

That nipple is horrifying!

Thank Sweet Jesus, Uncle is a "leg & ass" man!!!!
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Deb's picture

Viv's skin is lighter than her teefs.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Albatross's picture

Oh, Sweet Baby Jesus. My eyes are bleeding. Put 'em away, Whore!!!

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Courtney Love's picture

I hope Vivicakes was smart enough to burn the clothes that Pammy wore... yikes

"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"

Deb's picture

Scary "Inny" nip! This seems like a joke. The clothes are shit. Pammy looks filthy. Nasty roots. Did they all dine at "L'Idiot" when the show was over?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Callan's picture

She just looks so....used.

I mean seriously, it takes a shit ton of effort to get your nipple that fucked up looking. You have to actively pursue its destruction.

joanne's picture

Why is she doing this to herself.

pomegranate's picture

Those chicks in 6 and 7 are laughing their asses off at ole Pammy.

She couldn't even wash her rat's nest for this mess? Pathetic. I used to like her, thought she was funny and self-deprecating, but now I think she's just an embarrassment...her poor boys.

islandgirl's picture

I think those girls in the 6th and 7th thumbnails are laughing AT her, not with her.

Provolone's picture

Two words: Marriage. Material.

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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"

Vivienne Westwood is 67? She looks the same age as Pam!

April's picture

She's a sad ol' whore.

TexnDoc's picture

Damn, Vivienne Westwood (the orange-head) is 67 and a Dame of the British Empire. Surely Dame Vivienne Westwood has been a Hot Slut around here? Now I get those AbFab jokes when her name comes up.

Candy's picture

I just had a revelation. This bitch is on drugs! Sometimes I can be so naive.


蜘龍====================龍蜘

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PEOPLE THINK THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. I CAN TELL YOU FIRST FUCKING HAND ME AND ALL MY GUY FRIENDS JUST LAUGH OUR ASSES OFF WHEN CHICKS LIKE THIS COME AROUND. AND YES WE ARE SOME GOOD LOOKING DUDES. WE JUST LAUGH OUR ASS FUCKING OFF WHEN THE STUPID FUCKING BIMBOS COMES AROUND. THEY ARE GOOD FOR MABYE A NIGHT BUT IT IS THE REALLY PRETTY FUCKING ONES WHO ARE CONSERVATIVE ACTING THAT ARE THE MOST INTRIGUEING. EVERYONE ELSE WITH THEIR LONG STUPID FAKE HAIR AND TITS CAN SHOVE IT.

She USED to be attractive but not anymore. Now she looks like a drugged out, sun-damaged, piece of jerkey. Oh, and did she forget that she has young boys who look at these pics of her slutty a**?? IMO she's a piece of gutter trash.

Tigerlilly's picture

THIS IS SOME 'WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE' SHIT UP IN HERE! I mean, sersly, I'm tryna feel sorry and all embarrassed for Pammy, but she keep on doing this shit, so I'm just gonna hafta start laughin' at her sad, old, tired whore ass...and her jacked up nipple too! AHAHAHAHAHA! (That's why whores shouldn't get they implants shoved in a nipple incision. You gotta have fake fun bags, get that shit shoved another incision site unless you want some Frankennips. You've been warned)

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

THIS IS A SUBJECT I AM SINCERELY PASSIONATE ABOUT BECAUSE I REALLY THINK THIS CHICK LOOKS LIKE COMPLETE SHIT. SHE REALLY NEEDS TO LOSE THE FUCKING TRAMP CLOTHES AND WHORE HAIR AND GET A FUCKING CUTE BOB WITH SOME LOWLIGHTS AND LOSE THE TRANNY EYEBROWS AND MAKEUP. SHES A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AND WOULD FUCKING LOOK A THOUSAND TIMES PERCENT BETTER IF SHE GODDAMN FUCKING DUSTED UP HER ACT A LITTLE.

Her nipple looks like a bore worm trying to escape her tit! Yuck!

And why the hell is that nasty looking Frankensteinish thing always exposed?

Candy's picture

She's doing that on purpose and that's harrassment
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Sandbitch's picture

Jesus what happened to Cyndi Lauper!