Don't Hassel The Hoff
And by "hassle," I mean don't even move him from Pammy's nipple, because what hides underneath is eye scarring. Yeah, we've all seen it a trillion times, but it still brings the night terrors.
Pammy's Tupperware chichis are so hacked up that it looks like Freddy Krueger was her plastic surgeon and he reconstructed her tit with a peanut M&M and a birthmark graft from her ass. She must have lost all sensitivity in those silicone laden feed bags because she damn near walked a city block before she realized her hooter was hanging out. Or maybe she just didn't care? The Peta whore cares for animals, but she should care for humans too and keep that mutant butt raisin on her titty to herself.
Here's the mother of the year making expensive clothes look like they came from the $1 for 1lb bin at the Salvation Army while walking in Vivienne Westwood's show in Paris yesterday. There's bare nipple in some of these pictures, so BEWARE. Wear your sunglasses and keep a cup of holy water close.
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:27pm.
Tiger: i think the fortune cookie idea could be the way to take back our outsourced jobs. serves the Asians right. take our credit card billing services, and we'll take your fortune cookies
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AHAHAHAHAHAH! *me and Grape making Miley Virus Asian eyes at each other*...Wait, me being a Bengal white tiger, don't that make my tiger ass Asian already? *uncomfortable silence between me and Grape*...So, uh, how's the weather in your parts, Grape?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
JUST HAVE FUCKING DINNER ON THE TABLE. THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
...word.
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
MY BITCH DID THAT FUCKING BLEACH JOB FOR ABOUT 6 LONG GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING YEARS AND IT COST ME A A HELL OF A LOT OF MONEY EVERY FUCKING MONTH TO KEEP UP THAT RIDICULOUS PILE OF FUCKING GARBAGE. SHE FINALLY WENT IN AND HAD IT DYED DARK BROWN AND SHE WAS ALL KINDS OF GODDAMN FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT AND I SAID I COULD FUCKING CARE LESS WHAT FUCKING COLOR YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HAIR IS JUST HAVE FUCKING DINNER ON THE TABLE. THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
my eyes just barfed, this is just gross.
If THAT was my mother, id put myself up for adoption.
If you don't get all the powder out, am I the only whore out there that thinks Pammy would tackle your head with a rolled up dollar bill?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:18pm.
THERE ARE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING WORLD I LOVE AND THAT IS MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND TIGERLILLY. IM TRYING TO THINK OF THE FUCKING WORDS TO GOING TO CALIFORNIA. IM SURE YOUR BITCHES WILL BE RIGHT ON IT CORRECT ME AS THEY ALWAYS MOTHERFUCKING ARE.
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Aw, my Cholly! *swoons*...Oh and great song...I'll for sure drink all your wine, but I ain't no unkind ho! ;-)
Oh, and Cholly your were spot on about Pammy's makeover too! I'm thinking Cholly needs to make over more HW whores than just Pammy...although, I'd leave Pammy's (real) hair at shoulder length or just above, but low-light the fuck out of it just like my Cholly says...Look at those roots! JEBUS!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by Soy on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:17pm.
What does baby powder do? I won't try it anytime soon; I have dark ass hair.
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It absorbs the oil in your hair and on your scalp just like face powder does for your face. You can do it with dark hair too. You let the powder do its thing, brush it out. You may need to repeat if you a REALLY nasty ho, then brush it out, and CARFULLY check your part to make sure no visible powder remains....
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There are also those sprayable dry shampoos that can do the trick.
Soy: I'm naturally light blonde and half an hour after washing my hair looks like spaghetti (bit like Pam's but 50% of what you see there are extensions anyway). Sometimes I think they wrote the musical Grease just for my hair :S
*jump the gun*
It is like watching the same movie over and over again. All of these stupid "celebs" start acting crazy when they realize:
1. They are getting old as hell
2. They might not be getting a lot of press coverage
i'm just joking about Asians and fortune cookies...nobody get all crazy and stuff!
that's so fupe!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
Tiger: i think the fortune cookie idea could be the way to take back our outsourced jobs. serves the Asians right. take our credit card billing services, and we'll take your fortune cookies
Doesnt anyone else realize the bitch is high as a fucking kite and numb from the shitastic hair down? Why hasnt anyone done an intervention for that skank. At the very least keep her from appearing in public ever again. dayum.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:23pm.
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Thanks! That's helpful to know you can do it on dark hair, since (I think) dark hair looks oily quicker.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Submitted by Soy on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:22pm.
No! It made me laugh! Not offending at all :D
*jump the gun*
Submitted by Soy on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:17pm.
What does baby powder do? I won't try it anytime soon; I have dark ass hair.
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It absorbs the oil in your hair and on your scalp just like face powder does for your face. You can do it with dark hair too. You let the powder do its thing, brush it out. You may need to repeat if you a REALLY nasty ho, then brush it out, and CARFULLY check your part to make sure no visible powder remains....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pam is looking an awful lot like Gloria Stivic in a few of those pictures!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:19pm.
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Oops, did I say something manly? When I said "dark-ass", I was trying to emphasize how black my hair is. I now read it and realize how disgusting that sounded, haha. Appy-polly loggies.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:09pm.
tigerlilly:
hell yeah on the proper camoflauging(sp?) of the BP in the hair. it aint magic if everybody can see the trick.
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Ooooh, I like "it ain't magic if everybody can see the trick"...I think we DListed whores should come out with our own brand of DListed fortune cookies!
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now that's an economic plan i can live with...i love me some quick money schemes...never made a bit of money, but i like to dream
we definitely have alot of quotes that could rock the fortune cookie world!
My fucking eyes!!!! Pam would be one with the nursing mother gorillas of the Congo with those titties.
"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:18pm.
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Colour me shocked! Does Tiger know about the *little woman*??
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Bolloxology
Submitted by Soy on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:17pm.
What does baby powder do? I won't try it anytime soon; I have dark ass hair.
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(I hope Soy is a dude) LOL
*jump the gun*
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:09pm.
tigerlilly:
hell yeah on the proper camoflauging(sp?) of the BP in the hair. it aint magic if everybody can see the trick.
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Ooooh, I like "it ain't magic if everybody can see the trick"...I think we DListed whores should come out with our own brand of DListed fortune cookies!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:16pm.
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*snort*
*side-eye at Sheeps*
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Bolloxology
THERE ARE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING WORLD I LOVE AND THAT IS MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND TIGERLILLY. IM TRYING TO THINK OF THE FUCKING WORDS TO GOING TO CALIFORNIA. IM SURE YOUR BITCHES WILL BE RIGHT ON IT CORRECT ME AS THEY ALWAYS MOTHERFUCKING ARE.
Spent my days with a woman unkind,
Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start,
Going to california with an aching in my heart.
Someone told me theres a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane,
Never let them tell you that theyre all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was grey,
Wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
As the children of the sun began to awake.
Seems that the wrath of the gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time
Ill meet you up there where the path
Runs straight and high.
To find a queen without a king;
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings.
La la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin to find a woman whos never, never, never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 7:54pm.
What is that white shit in her hair????
...if I had to chose which was most likely with this skank to be in her hair, I'm definitely voting jizz over baby powder.
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
What does baby powder do? I won't try it anytime soon; I have dark ass hair.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 7:51pm.
Two concerns here. Firstly: she's WILLINGLY showing that repulsive nipple'
Secondly: What does that T-shirt say? Not university of PA?
I think it rightly says "State Pen"
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:12pm.
Vivienne looks like a flame-haired witch from Macbeth.
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Oh sheeps, your comments always make me laugh!!!
McBeth is better that my intitial thought of Carrot Top's crazy auntie :P Heheheheeeeee!
*jump the gun*
Submitted by roxie on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:10pm.
If Hasselhoff can bring down communism in Germany, maybe he can pump up the American economy.
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Well, he certainly inflated Pammy's bosom.
Vivienne looks like a flame-haired witch from Macbeth.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:07pm.
what happened to tasteful nudity in our society? i think there's something to be said for some level of modesty. u can be sexy without having to through your tits out. u just look desperate when u gotta slang u'r jugs in people faces to get attention.
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Your words are poetry, man!
I guess showing your bits is the last resort to make up for the fact that your IQ and shoe size is the same.
What else do people like Pam have? Beauty fades and she's starting to realise this. There is no intelligence or creativity in her so out comes the nipple. Easy.
Let's hope she won't do it until she's 80. Urghh.
*jump the gun*
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:08pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:07pm.
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I agree with you, grape. A little modesty goes a long way, in my books at least.
*shakes tatas at computer screen* :)
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thank u, IG
*buttons up victorian collar*
If Hasselhoff can bring down communism in Germany, maybe he can pump up the American economy.
tigerlilly:
hell yeah on the proper camoflauging(sp?) of the BP in the hair. it aint magic if everybody can see the trick.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:07pm.
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I agree with you, grape. A little modesty goes a long way, in my books at least.
*shakes tatas at computer screen* :)
what happened to tasteful nudity in our society? i think there's something to be said for some level of modesty. u can be sexy without having to through your tits out. u just look desperate when u gotta slang u'r jugs in people faces to get attention.
Submitted by smashedass on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:02pm.
Hey Chuck, you don't have to shout.
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Actually, he does. Some of us DListed whores don't hear too good....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by smashedass on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:02pm.
Hey Chuck, you don't have to shout.
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He is Charles and he always shouts! Get used to it. We love him that way!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 7:34pm.
I think those girls in the 6th and 7th thumbnails are laughing AT her, not with her.
YA I FUCKING AGREE WITH YA. THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING WORSE IN THE GODDAMN WORLD THAN SOMEONE LAUGHING AT YOU INSTEAD OF WITH YOU. THATS WHY I WANT TO TELL EVERYONE TO SUCK MY FUCKING DICK AND THEN DRINK A FUCKING BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF AND DO FUCKING WHATEVER AFTER IT. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO JUST DONT FUCK WITH ME. FUCKERS
What do we have here...aha. A grey-haired hag showing us her old raisin nipple and thinks it's sexy and not desperate.
Where did we have this before?
Janet J. anyone?
And where was Justin when you need him?
We should be happy this tamarind nipple wasn't bejewelled with a silver sun.
*jump the gun*
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 7:54pm.
What is that white shit in her hair???? I mean, bitch couldn't even be bothered to wash the skank out of her hair, so they had to do that nasty ho trick of baby powder in her hair, I'll bet! Look how much they had to use! (And it ain't none of y'all's ho ass bidness how I know that skank ho trick...)
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don't be ashamed of the baby powder trick! i've reached for the bottle a time or two
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hehehehe...Yeah, but neither of us skank whores were walking a runway... And the number one rule of that skank ho trick is to comb the powder outchu scalp were yo' stank ass hair is parted so other skank ho's won't know what yo' nasty ass done did instead of washing your skank ass hair!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
y is she continually taking out her jacked up nipple? if i wanted to see a nipple, i'd whip out my own.
Hey Chuck, you don't have to shout.
SmashedAss.blogspot.com
yeah, somebody did try to cover up her roots with white powder. too bad, too sad.
I know the nip is distracting us, but WTF is going on in the 10th thumbnail? Bondage on the runway?
Damn. She is so damn gross.
I am sick of seeing this womans tits everywhere.
She's obviously very proud of that nipple. Time to call it a day, Pammy.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 7:54pm.
What is that white shit in her hair???? I mean, bitch couldn't even be bothered to wash the skank out of her hair, so they had to do that nasty ho trick of baby powder in her hair, I'll bet! Look how much they had to use! (And it ain't none of y'all's ho ass bidness how I know that skank ho trick...)
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don't be ashamed of the baby powder trick! i've reached for the bottle a time or two
If they didn't spend money on the materials, set, or their "top" model, they did this on a budget of $1.98!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08