Don't Hassel The Hoff
And by "hassle," I mean don't even move him from Pammy's nipple, because what hides underneath is eye scarring. Yeah, we've all seen it a trillion times, but it still brings the night terrors.
Pammy's Tupperware chichis are so hacked up that it looks like Freddy Krueger was her plastic surgeon and he reconstructed her tit with a peanut M&M and a birthmark graft from her ass. She must have lost all sensitivity in those silicone laden feed bags because she damn near walked a city block before she realized her hooter was hanging out. Or maybe she just didn't care? The Peta whore cares for animals, but she should care for humans too and keep that mutant butt raisin on her titty to herself.
Here's the mother of the year making expensive clothes look like they came from the $1 for 1lb bin at the Salvation Army while walking in Vivienne Westwood's show in Paris yesterday. There's bare nipple in some of these pictures, so BEWARE. Wear your sunglasses and keep a cup of holy water close.
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In Pammie's defence: it doesn't take much to ruine a Westwood outfit. I never get this concept of "high fashion". Some of these clothes look as if they are about to attack you.
now, i know this isn't the open post, but i'm too drunk and tired to look around for one... sooo, anyway... can we please lose the Kardashians adverts, MK? i know you gotta make your coin and all but, Geezus Christmas!
..... oh yeah, um, uhh... Pam's a whore
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Her nipple is out on purpose????!?!?!? Why in holy hell would they think that was a good idea?!?!??!?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:40am.
Ahh, driving in Jersey, how i miss it. YOu should have drove her in the city, she would have had a heart attack.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:20am.
Well, the best I got was scaring the poop out of PSL with unannounced sudden lane changes.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:13am.
Listen, I asked you if you wanted a pic of the boobs, and you respectfully declined.... and those looked spectacular. I took my phone out for the hot lesbian action, but by when I unlocked the phone and moved away from the peeing man it was over... btw, the two chicks feeling each other won the bet and won a( likely warm) bud light. Got to love drunk college NY students. I think drinking the pee may have been better...(not that I know what that tastes like).
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:04am.
Oh crap, where are my manners, hello to everyone! And to Tv and PSL, thanks for a great night, I got to see some crazy shit on my train ride back, including a man who peed on himself and a couple of chicks making out on a dare, I tried to use my camera but am useless....
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WTF? 1st you won't take a pic of the girls boobs in the restaurant, then you miss a pic of hot lesbian action?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Oh crap, where are my manners, hello to everyone! And to Tv and PSL, thanks for a great night, I got to see some crazy shit on my train ride back, including a man who peed on himself and a couple of chicks making out on a dare, I tried to use my camera but am useless....
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:45am.
LTC: Thanks for the advice. Now I must go and see if I can't sleep through a Dominican party that's going on... but before I do:
Piccard is the shit. Always had a crush on him. :)
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He sure is a hottie isn't he?
Nighty night!
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:29am.
Howdy back!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
What the hell, my first time here in a while and first thing I see is the Kardashians and then Pam's discus.. there may be a recession but there is never a shortage of skanks at Dlisted.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
LTC: Thanks for the advice. Now I must go and see if I can't sleep through a Dominican party that's going on... but before I do:
Piccard is the shit. Always had a crush on him. :)
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:33am.
agreed. a thong is not the way to go. I am not a fat bitch, and I may be wearing the wrong size and all, but I look like one of those pork roasts that have been tied shut. Not a good look.
OK, this is a question that I had waaaaaay back in the Simon Baker open post, but didn't post it... the bf needs new underwear, and he needs to buy a size smaller. Do I buy it for him and sorta shrug when he gets it or do I just ignore the whole thing and try my best to ignore it?
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K, yeah, hips are bad for thongs unless you're a size two or exactly, looks like a pork roast that's been tied. Holy hell, know exactly what you're talking about.
I'd say buy him some, and say, seeing you in these would totally do it for me.
Why does she always feel the need to flash her boobage? Just stop it Pammy, it isn't sexy or funny, it's pathetic! Cover up and have some dignity. It isn't that difficult to oh I don't know say - WEAR A BRA!
I like that she is on the catwalk. It would seriously piss-off the snobby, fashion elite, not to mention the stick thin models. It's like a big ole slap in their pretentious faces. But I wish she could be a little bit serious and respect herself.
Pammy you probably already know this, but those fake bitches are just laughing at you. Stop giving them even more reason to put you down.
I must add that I like Pammy. I think she is a nice enough person. Her personality seems genuine. I just wish she would respect herself more.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:24am.
agreed. a thong is not the way to go. I am not a fat bitch, and I may be wearing the wrong size and all, but I look like one of those pork roasts that have been tied shut. Not a good look.
OK, this is a question that I had waaaaaay back in the Simon Baker open post, but didn't post it... the bf needs new underwear, and he needs to buy a size smaller. Do I buy it for him and sorta shrug when he gets it or do I just ignore the whole thing and try my best to ignore it?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:14am.
Hi handsome,
Pam, now, has American citizenshippery. Leave our Canadian bacon alone. I am donating those tits and nipples to Americans (well, she does, so why can't I?) - American bacon!!! Whatever the hell that is.
So lovely to see you TV,
Mustang Sally
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:05am.
I wanna see a fat bitch look awesome because of underwear, not a skinny skank who looks awesome trying on granny panties with the front panel!
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I agree. They never make fat bitches look good in undies. Fat bitches CAN look good in undies. It just depends on what kind.
This fuckery is giving the Empress of Lucite's distended nips a serious run for their money. Please, please make this vile, nasty, spent, disgusting whore go away already!
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:09am.
And there goes TV giving the Canadian Bacon Industry a bad name...
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Well, she is from Canada, and those nips are definitely not kosher.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
**pats DG on the back** Emo Kid! I can't take another test tonite since I found out how bad I am. Grape got Jeffery Dahmer too?
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And there goes TV giving the Canadian Bacon Industry a bad name...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:47pm.
Really? Haha! I took that one too, I can't remember what I was.
Imma gonna ck!
EDIT- I just checked and I was *barf* an "emo kid".
It was bad enough that I was David Berkowitz *coughfatlosercoughwhowentcrazyoverdogsbarkingcough* now I am also, apparently like douche Wentz, all emo-y!
*goes to take test again*
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:59pm.
Heather may have the pancakes, but Pam brought some malformed pieces of canadian bacon.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
LTC: well, duh, but I'm not only talking about magical bits, but those skanks who wear size two and wear fucking corsettes (excuse the typing, I've been drinking)? I wanna see a fat bitch look awesome because of underwear, not a skinny skank who looks awesome trying on granny panties with the front panel!
Somewhere, Heather Mills and her pancake nips are laughing their asses off.
ewwww, looks like a piece of pepperoni that was gnawed on by a weasel.
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:48pm.
LTC: Why do underwear models wearing underwear that improves on the shape of the body never need it?
With that said... thank you for the links... I enjoy them...
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Because their bits are magical which is why they're wearing them and if fat dudes were wearing them other fat dudes would have to acknowledge they were fat and associate the cock-lifting undies with fatness and not buy them.
LTC: Why do underwear models wearing underwear that improves on the shape of the body never need it?
With that said... thank you for the links... I enjoy them...
Um... Pammy's nipples... I'll go back to the dick enhancing thongs, thankyewverymuch.
DG!
I took the personality defect test and TADA! I am a sociopath, too. At least I can agree with that but I think I am way more Ted Bundy than Jeffery Dahmer altho I do have a hankering for a lot of beef...
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odd looking nipple.
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Bye! Good
Ooops dbl post!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 9:29pm.
Where do I find the head test?
I wish I as in Montreal right now, also.
Best pastries!
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It is on the HelloQuizzy site and if you go to the the see all tests option it should be in the 51-100 or 101-150 tests.
Hope that helps.
What do you expect from a braindead leg spread whore like pam anderson?
forget about pammie what the fuck was viv westwood thinking?!?
I have a couple enjoyable links for the ladies in here:
http://www.cku.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3427741&cp=3001611.300161...
http://www.lavieenrose.com/catalog/detail.jsp?locale=en&category=1020&pr...
Submitted by barelybeagle on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:03pm.
I assume it was a typo, but LMAO!
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No typo. I want little Hoff-head pasty stickers that I can put over my nips during sexy times. With myself.
I guess she didn't get enough attention the first time she showed her nipple so she changed clothes and showed it again? She is so disgusting I don't even know what to say.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 10:59pm.
I was Hoff pasties.
I assume it was a typo, but LMAO!
I was Hoff pasties.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 9:29pm.
Where do I find the head test?
I wish I as in Montreal right now, also.
Best pastries!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 9:29pm.
No. 6 is a trick quiz, since "bad head" doesn't exist.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 9:47pm.
Pammie, we've seen your fake tits and beef jerky curtains more times than we care to count.
hahahaha. To the point.
Pamela Anderson is proof that the bleach-blonde, super fake tan look does not age well. At all. I can't even talk about her hideous tittays!
I should be in fucking Montreal, living large, but my mother thought Metro Detroit was a better deal.
She didn't teach us French, and being born here makes me American.
What I'd give for some real good coffee and some pasteries......I'm half French Canadian and half Finnish. I know more Finnish than I do French.
.A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof, is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.~
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vivienne westwood looks hot standing next to pammy and her nipples...gawd, i thought pammy would hold up better than this under the light....i guess i am wrong...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 10:09pm.
He done told yo' ass not to hassle the Hoff and you had to go and done did it!...
Me too...:-(...Hold me...*sobbing uncontrollably*....
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Don't cry my fellow kitty. I'll drink enough for the both of us. You'll pass out soon enough. Trust.
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That is disgusting. It resembles an ANUS.
Wow....I feel bad for the left nip....it's trying so valiantly to get away from her.
Nite whores! I love you all more than Pammie Anderson loves her dignity...Hell, I might even wash my hair for you whores every once and again...with actual shampoo and water, not just baby powder...THAT'S how much I love you sluts...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Am on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 10:06pm.
WTF??? MK is gonna leave us with this picture for the night. How am I supposed to sleep with Pammy's bad roots and even worse nippies in my head?
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He done told yo' ass not to hassle the Hoff and you had to go and done did it!...
Me too...:-(...Hold me...*sobbing uncontrollably*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...