Don't Hassel The Hoff
And by "hassle," I mean don't even move him from Pammy's nipple, because what hides underneath is eye scarring. Yeah, we've all seen it a trillion times, but it still brings the night terrors.
Pammy's Tupperware chichis are so hacked up that it looks like Freddy Krueger was her plastic surgeon and he reconstructed her tit with a peanut M&M and a birthmark graft from her ass. She must have lost all sensitivity in those silicone laden feed bags because she damn near walked a city block before she realized her hooter was hanging out. Or maybe she just didn't care? The Peta whore cares for animals, but she should care for humans too and keep that mutant butt raisin on her titty to herself.
Here's the mother of the year making expensive clothes look like they came from the $1 for 1lb bin at the Salvation Army while walking in Vivienne Westwood's show in Paris yesterday. There's bare nipple in some of these pictures, so BEWARE. Wear your sunglasses and keep a cup of holy water close.
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DG,
Purging possessions is the best feeling! Shiny, happy FREE feeling.
Except my books. No mofo better touch them.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
I cannot believe that her nipple looks exactly like David Hasselhoff.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:56am.
....last Halloween.
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Damn, you had me there for a bit Sluttsville. I was kinda worried about you when I saw the previous post! LOL!
I keep thinking of her recent totally nude appearance at Hugh Heffner's b'day party...*shudder*
*banging head on wall*
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Bolloxology
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:55am.
sadly, last time I picked up my hanes undies I grabbed granny panties by accident and you can't return underwears...
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Submitted by Am on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:52am.
Shopping is good, but I am trying to scale down on possessions. They have been owning me lately! A garage sale is in my future.
HAG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pam, not any of you dear Dlisted sweeties.
Happy Sunday!
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....last Halloween.
CTH: *wonders if it's raining here, hears somebody using a power saw, figures it's not raining, goes back to swearing at student loan website and enjoying purple underwears*
I have noticed that I have been obsessed with underwears recently. Mine, bfs, and whoever elses... What are YOU wearing CTH? Just the underwears... *slobbers on keyboard in creepy anticipation*
O/T Pammy should wear better underwears.
It is really windy here and getting ready to rain.
On Topic- How much longer do I have to see that whores wonk nipple?
I wish that I looked like her
Vivienne and Pam and the clothes all combine to make one of the most repulsive scenes I have ever seen on a cat walk. I have no clue as to why people buy anything this bitch makes, her clothes are straight gag worthy and so is she. Gross.
'No ones telling you how to live your life but its a set up till your fed up.'- Madonna.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:35am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:27am.
EEG
I think everyone I know including myself has seasonal affective disorder. anxious and depressed dec-march.
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Amen to that!
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I thought internet shopping cured everything!?! That's my "pill" and it worked like a charm.
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LOL Lizard! xoxoxoxxo
it's raining here, bloody wonderful.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:42am.
I was trying to think of a sarcastic answer and got nuttin.
Erm... actually I'm not that bad. It's the new haircut, the done eyebrows (done for almost nothing!) and the frilly purple underwears that I'm wearing that's keeping me in line.
I like to swear a lot. Like a lot a lot.
And that's how I REALLY feel.
Glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks daylight saving sucks donkey ass.
lizardbits, tell us how you REALLY feel.
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Submitted by applehead on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:35am.
Don't I know it? BUT IN THIS ECONOMY, who doesn't have a little glitch on their credit report?
Blame Bush!
Shit, who doesn't like a scapegoat for your own fucking mistakes?
CTH,
I long for the days when I lived on the equator. Twelve hours of light, twelve of dark.
Made life a fuck of a lot easier.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:32am.
On the plus side, if I can't give them money, it means more for me, right?
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More $$ in your pocket, but also a 30 day late on your credit report...
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:27am.
EEG
I think everyone I know including myself has seasonal affective disorder. anxious and depressed dec-march.
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Amen to that!
I think MK said it best a couple yrs ago....her nips looks like she nursed a baby crocodile
OK. OK. OK. I know, I know... totally off topic, but I gotta let it out and there's no fucking open post... I don't think, nor do I care much... if MK is slow to post something, I can bs.
*start rant*
FUCKING STUDENT LOAN WEBSITES!!! Alls I want to do is give them money so the bitches won't bother my dear old mum who will then bother me and they make the fucker damn near impossible to do!!! And they promised easier bill payments online. BULLFUCKINGSHIT!!! I do NOT want to answer security questions, I do NOT want to hope that my account info isn't intercepted, I do NOT want to hope to GOD that my internet connection is good so that I can make a fucking payment! fuck this shit! Just take my fucking money and leave me the fuck alone!!!
*end rant*
On the plus side, if I can't give them money, it means more for me, right?
On Topic: ummmm UGLYBITCHASSCUNTWHORE!!! Which pretty much sums up everybody's comments... right?
Wow I mean wow, Poor Pam, I respect her for the causes she fights for, but she is channeling Mae West in that last thumbnail, when she was in her 80's. She has said it so many times before she loves to be naked, all the time, here they still are paying her to flash people. BTW, "Ugly, Ugly clothing".
"How do you think I feel, I'm Incarcerated"!
On a side note, whenever I hear the name Vivianne Westwood I think of Pasty and Edina. In the first episode of Ab Fab especially when Edina says to Pasty "you are looking at someone who put Princess Ann in a Vivienne Westwood basque."
LOL God I love that show so much and that thought is so much more pleasant than Pam's wonky nip.
I guess that old whores never die - they just go on to model incredibly ugly designer clothes.
EEG
I think everyone I know including myself has seasonal affective disorder. anxious and depressed dec-march.
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CTH,
Zactly.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:02am.
you know what's really sad? the guy that I'm married to & my 15 yr. old son think that she's HOT...WTF?
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Maybe they've only seen the heavily airbrushed pix or the older Baywatch ones? (cuz she was pretty back then, before she withered on the vine)
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Bolloxology
AM
it's saving my sanity, I fucking hate when it gets dark at four in the afternoon...
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:09am.
her hands are made out of alligator hide.
leave the hoff outta this mess.
on topic, I hate when we fuck with the clocks, I was up at five am for no reason! went back to bed, then overslept.
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No shit. I had to up at 5am. So why the fuck did I wake up at 2. Been up ever since. I'm going to bed shortly.
We'll have to turn the heat on earlier in the morning since it's still cold. I don't see how this is saving anything.
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her hands are made out of alligator hide.
leave the hoff outta this mess.
on topic, I hate when we fuck with the clocks, I was up at five am for no reason! went back to bed, then overslept.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 8:58am.
Why do I have to see this ugly skank first thing this morning! Hung over or not MK we need a new post ASAP!
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Daylight savings time is just so cruel!
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you know what's really sad? the guy that I'm married to & my 15 yr. old son think that she's HOT...WTF?
Why do I have to see this ugly skank first thing this morning! Hung over or not MK we need a new post ASAP!
She is such a cuttie.I saw her photos at billlionaire personals site"""""""""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m""""""""" last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billlionaire on that site now.
OMG, me & pam have the same looking nipple!!! this made my day. =]
Pamela looks like the washed-up, too-much partying old whore she is that has been "ridden hard and put away wet" too many times.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Airbrushing and photoshop are this bitch's best friends.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Ain't that nice, her nipple wanted a look see out into the audience.
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Rants, Thoughts & Merde
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Seriously, who would buy any of these items? MK is right, they look like they came out of the $1 per pound bin at the Salvation Army.
I have to admire Viv Westwood's cheekiness for presenting anti-fashion--looking like one cold mess with yellow teeth herself. She must be laughing at the fools who will fall for this tackiness just because it has her name on it.
But Pam Dear, Puleeeze get your distorted privates out of our faces. You're played out, OK, not sexy or talented. Played out! Someone has to tell you this.
two words...
GIVEITUP SKANK!
that is all...
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Submitted by Morrissey on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 5:22am.
I want to know what a "cuttie" is
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It's street for a crazy bitch who self-harms (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Or so my shrink says.
*eyes stun gun*
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Didn't she say not too long ago that she was worried her kids could be made fun of at school because of that sextape of hers? Wow Pam, good thing you do your best to minimize THAT risk!! Way to go!
Way off topic:
Daylight savings time is kicking my ass. I had to be up by 5am. But paranoia about over-sleeping has had me awake since 3am. Or 2am???~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I want to know what a "cuttie" is. It sounds sharp and/or painful?
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Damn,from the fug to the roots to the chewed up nipple...this chick is beat!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:47am.
Firefox with adblocker - ads are a thing of the past. Highly recommend it.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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why is her nipple out
it's not even a nice nipple. i've seen neater nipples on dogs that have had a litter of 12 pups.
Shit, you think Pamela Anderson looks like a tired old hag and then you see...Vivienne Westwood. Pam looks fresh next to the wood.
This was totally done on purpose. I just don't believe her boobs would be out in two outfits and Pam's never worn a bra and her boobs are a little saggy, but she's got some kind of underwire support pushing them up here-that's why we're only getting a nip peek and not seeing the bottom of the breast. I keep reading about how fashion is suffering along with other parts of the economy. Betsey Johnson didn't do a stage show at all this year. Her collection was shown in her Florida store and she was sort of on hand making snacks and stuff for people. They just used Pam's titty because it got them some free press. Too bad they didn't bother to put her in some decent dresses that someone might want to buy after seeing the photos!
Funneh :D