Don't Hassel The Hoff
And by "hassle," I mean don't even move him from Pammy's nipple, because what hides underneath is eye scarring. Yeah, we've all seen it a trillion times, but it still brings the night terrors.
Pammy's Tupperware chichis are so hacked up that it looks like Freddy Krueger was her plastic surgeon and he reconstructed her tit with a peanut M&M and a birthmark graft from her ass. She must have lost all sensitivity in those silicone laden feed bags because she damn near walked a city block before she realized her hooter was hanging out. Or maybe she just didn't care? The Peta whore cares for animals, but she should care for humans too and keep that mutant butt raisin on her titty to herself.
Here's the mother of the year making expensive clothes look like they came from the $1 for 1lb bin at the Salvation Army while walking in Vivienne Westwood's show in Paris yesterday. There's bare nipple in some of these pictures, so BEWARE. Wear your sunglasses and keep a cup of holy water close.
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They are looking like Patsy and Eddy to me. Nipples, everyone's wearing them sweety darling.
those poor, poor breasts! years of coke abuse, plastic sursery, Hep, and sun damage have not been good to Pambo. Blohan better stop now!
I dont understand why she is used in fashion shows...She is really short & not even really attractive, plus her body is not fit for clothes, she is built for nudity & she doesnt even really look that appealing naked to many people anymore, just look at her nasty breasts & she is just desperate looking now...she is not relevant ourside of Playboy & she is even too old & gross for that now...She is not some iconic figure, so I dont get why she gets hired for this kind of stuff. Why would anyone want to dirty up their image by using her as a model or anything??
I simply dont get it all.
The girls in the sixth thumb are totally making fun of her!
I dont get the nipple out thing going on. *shrugs*
Love that scarf, it's fucking fabulous, and VW is a god but that bitch needs a transfusion stat.
DAMN, if I had teets that looked like that I would stop baking in the sun! Prunefiggy! THAT IS NASTY. I used to think that Pam was hot and wanted to look like her, but now I am damn glad that I am who I am !!!!! THANKS PAM For giving me back my self esteem! I needed that.
See. This just proves that there's a time and a season for everything...Pam has had too much thyme and too much seasoning to be flashing them old ass titties.
....And speaking of her Frankennipple...It looks like someone pulled the stictching thread too tight and it bunched up.
I've got some years on the wench and my face looks better than that. The more she tries to push looking 25, the older it makes her look, not younger. You can be sexy at any age, but to try and push the youth envelope only makes you look older.
*stomps away in her fuck me heels and a mini skirt and bustier, flipping my hair back*
Her nipple looks like it got a little too much botox. weird.
That is just nasty. WT? Why does it look like she put it in a blender and let it heal by itself?
Where did all the Oly go?
it is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on
Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.such as__S e e k r i c h . c o m___it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and successful people.
I feel sorry for her kids, their father is Tommy "Long-Schlong" Lee, and "Franken-nipple" Mommy makes crack-heads look good. Celebs shouldn't breed.
...this bitch has been rode hard and put away wet way too many times....like Michael Jackson, soon all that will be keeping those titties on will be dirty surgical tape.....shaaaaamone!...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
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I know! *really* desperate. And that is so unattractive on a woman "of a certain age". She could still be very attractive, if she laid off the heavy black eyemake up, wore some nice designer gear that covered her nips and stopped baking herself in a sunbed.
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Mutant butt raisin?! OMG, I almost ruined my keyboard when the water I was drinking came flying out my nose when I read that! Oh, MK, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
"Either listen closely or buy the Cliff's Notes!"
Her nip doesn't look tasty at all. How dissapointed the crazy perv voices in my head will be over this mess. Damn Pam! Get those nips done!
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"Be the change you wish to see in the world."-Gandhi
God, now I've finally seen someone who is a bigger attention-seeking slut than I am. And if I had tits like her, I'd let 'em hang out too. Bitch.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
And men still think this plastic skank is hot?
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fucking gross!
my eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
...her poor kids!....how do you explain to your friends that your mom is a drunken exhibitionist?...they must be mortified...
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:22am.
@Devilgirl: Damn right I should be at the beach, but Mr. Crabby doesn't wanna go. And I don't wanna go w/o him. Wouldn't be much fun.
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Best times of my life have been solo. :-) You need some jiggy lessons.
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
I feel bad for Pam the moment she sobers up and sees all these pictures. I feel even worse for her kids.
What a gorgeous woman….Someone saw her personal space on !!!*** MeetBoomer . c o m___, a dating site for Mature singles and single baby boomers. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!
@devilgirl...yes ma'am, big time flooding. the town across the river doesn't even exist anymore.
Poppies, poppies................ (said in wicked witch of the west voice)
@Devil: Aww, no! That sux! Wish I could send some better weather your way. I'm totally buggin on the poppies that have started blooming in my garden. Too bad they're not the Afghan kind.
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:26am.
I'm in Missouri. You guys had a lot of rain last Spring like we did, didn't you? Major flooding here and I know you guys had major flooding there, if memory serves me correctly.
I was looking at the 8th Pammy thumbnail and wondering if maybe this is how the top/outfit/whatever-the-hell is meant to be worn? One nipple peeking out... Just a thought. You never know with these avant garde designers. I'm still trying to figure out what to classify Posh's style as...
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:22am.
Mr.Crabby wouldn't be so Crabby if he went to the beach and enjoyed the sun,sand and surf!
He would really be crabby is he were here right now. It's dark, rainy and windy. I am scared my roof is gonna fly off. The cats and dog are all huddled down thinking it's the end of the world!
@ devilgirl...i'm in iowa...planning to build an ark for my 6 cats, 2 dogs, 1 bunneh & of course the 2 kids...
@Devilgirl: Damn right I should be at the beach, but Mr. Crabby doesn't wanna go. And I don't wanna go w/o him. Wouldn't be much fun.
I was gonna do spring cleaning... it's still early, I just may, but dude... how many fucking loans do I have out there? Siiiiiigh... a crime, man.
On the other hand if I clean, my allergic to cats boyfriend can come and spend the night... happy times... yup... two more loans to go and I'll get the stuff that's living between my couch cushions and wash the bedspread. Happy times :)
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:14am.
Shit!it is thundering & lightening so bad here. I have 2 dogs & 4 cats in my bed..
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I have one dog, and 3 cats in mine! LOL! It is really raining out right now! It was sunny about 2 hrs ago!
@EastEndGirl: You have to really want to quit, but many people I've talked with have had success with using patches. Another stop-smoking aid is Chantrix, but it has to be prescribed by a doc (in the U.S.). All my ex-smoker friends who went on Chantrix said it was great--there are side-effects though, like mild to moderate pukey feelings in the first few days, so...
Leash- SHOULDN'T U BE AT THE BEACH??????
Yeah, Grape told me to do the Tweet deck thing, but I haven't yet.
Submitted by No Words on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:09am.
Garage sale next weekend! I can hardly wait. Simplify, simplify, simplify is my new motto. And get rid of all toxic relationships.
Spring cleaning, inside and out.
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Amen to that!!!
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Submitted by No Words on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:09am.
Toxic Relationships- check
Now I just have to get the yard sale going and I am good!
Any one have experience with the patch?
I bought a box yesterday and am going to try this week.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:10am.
"...some nice designer gear that covered her nips..."
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I don't know, if you had nips that looked like David Hasselhoff wouldn't you want the world to see them; it's as if she was blessed by an angel.
Shit!it is thundering & lightening so bad here. I have 2 dogs & 4 cats in my bed..
@Devilgirl: Good morning. I've been playing with Twitter a little; Grape said to get the Tweet Deck app loaded so I did that, but I still can't figure that crap out. I'm a bit of a short bus kid when it comes to tech stuff. Whatever, I'll go back to it later. Mr. Leash just woke up; crabbiness level at Dungeoness.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:58am.
Submitted by Am on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:52am.
Shopping is good, but I am trying to scale down on possessions. They have been owning me lately! A garage sale is in my future.
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I suppose one can have too much stuff. Never have had or been to a garage sale. I'm a sucker for charity. Every year look at what I haven't worn in at least 2 years and donate to the Salvation Army. Nothing tattered or busted, just poor fitting, outgrown, or impulse buys.
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@CTH...granny pants r good for period times...
While sitting here trying to focus my eyes and sipping coffee, I am debating which is more repulsive...................Pam Anderson or Paris Hilton.
TMZ has a photo of the latter showing her undies. Yes, she actually has some on!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:58am.
Submitted by Am on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:52am.
Shopping is good, but I am trying to scale down on possessions. They have been owning me lately! A garage sale is in my future.
-----------------------------------------------Garage sale next weekend! I can hardly wait. Simplify, simplify, simplify is my new motto. And get rid of all toxic relationships.
Spring cleaning, inside and out.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:02am.
Me too. I had a few male friends who HATED her and I told them that I thought she was a really pretty woman. Now, I cannot even look at her without being totally grosed out!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:00am.
Yes, no books leave my house either! Clothes, knick knacks, furniture, but never books!
I hate when people borrow books and don't return them! I have had literally hundreds of books borrowed and not returned. The sad thing is I know most of them were never even read! I no longer allow books to leave my home. You want to read something I have, look at the title and go BUY it. I learned the hard way, not to loan ANYTHING!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:58am.
Hey, granny panties can be hot... maybe?
The grossest idea that I encounter everytime I go into a goodwill or other thrift store is the wall of underwear. I have to fucking avert my eyes from that shit. Who buys used underwear? Although I did have a friend buy bras from there, and even that grossed me out. I can wear the oldest crap, but my happy zones must be pampered in the newest stuff. And in cotton or cotton blends! I don't want anything growing anywhere, thankyewverymuch!
And ever notice that the wall of underwear is all satin and polyester shit? Things that make you go OHMYFUCKINGGODDON'TGETTHATSHITNEARMEORI'MSUREI'LLCATCH
SOMETHINGHORRIBLE!!!!!!!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:59am.
I keep thinking of her recent totally nude appearance at Hugh Heffner's b'day party...*shudder*
*banging head on wall*
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You know, that pissed me off. She looked really pathetic and desperate!
I think that even Count Corpseula (Hef) was kinda grossed out by her. I know I am grossed out eveyday having to look at her on the side of this page!
Devilgirl, at one time I thought she was the most beautiful woman, now she is morphing into the Joker.